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i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try: remember when i was all innocent and cute and then i suddenly turned into a tit-flashing jezebel also if any of my photosets get more than 500 notes im gonna screech like a fucking pterodactyl
lostbeasts: terriblespeech: James Gurney is the best basically. And so is Dinotopia. I GREW UP ON THIS. I don’t know how many times i’ve watched the movies but. PTERODACTYL MONKS??? heavy breathing This was the first series I ever went bonkers
My mom and I are drunk and I kind of sound like a pterodactyl.
Die Antwoord movie. Pterodactyl noises.
What came out was a very high pitched, pterodactyl-like, Yo-Landi-esque noise that I would in no way describe as a scream. #noonewillhearmeifigetmurdered (at EMP Museum)
Playing @tnacho’s game Drunk or High! Vandal eyes on my game piece! #pterodactyl #vandaleyes
gaytoast: *pterodactyl noise*
Django Unchained (2012)
*PTERODACTYL NOISES* FUQ U LIGHT
Pterodactyl
CAN YOU TELL I STARTED DRINKING WHILE INKING. CAUSE I CAN. *pterodactyl screech, backflips off of the internet* P.S. –hi res if you don’t want it to look like shit X___X
rene-art: abby-howard: ANOTHER ANATOMY POST! Only three vertebrate groups have successfully evolved flight: Birds, Bats, and Pterosaurs, which are NOT dinosaurs, and are an extremely diverse group of reptiles! Pterodactyl is not the only one. However,
kgthunder: Artist: Gerald Brom
letmedothis: Here’s something different for Halloween. The legendary pterodactyl porn, also known as ‘Attack of the Flying Lizards.’ Maybe one day I’ll tell you why I have the only known surviving copy of the full version, but for now, enjoy
boredbeyondbelief: I can’t tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. And right now there’s a pterodactyl in my windpipe.
sixpenceee: nina-chii: paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART Neko want a cookie. Please be mine ♥o♥ im more of a puppy person but omg
The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very afternoon I was going to upload my exposé on DRONES… PTERODACTYL DRONES! Coincidence? I think NEVER! It’s too bad I couldn’t upload the 2TB PDF - it’s
pterodactyl noise its 3 am
pterodactyl-screeching:fleshmuncher:Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh.“This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”
oh-my-godstiel: THE CUTEST COSPLAY OF ROSE/10TH DOCTOR EVER
rapunzelwithawoodenbox: ramblingferret: MEANWHILE IN CANADA
thebadddestwolf: I just feel like these two gifs need to be alongside each other Like, the logistics don’t even work in terms of anybody getting any satisfaction in this scenario, but the minute I saw the Billie gif you made, I thought of David
David & Billie quotes
bobthedragon: pterodactyl dudes!I don’t really understand crests but I like drawing them anyway!
pterodactyl-screeching: fleshmuncher: Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh. “This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”
pterodactyl-screeching:fleshmuncher:Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh.“This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”
Pterodactyl Cookie
pterodactyls-swarming: gofuckyourselfbitch: fuckyeahdh: 4 DAYS UNTIL DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 AMBER HOW FUCKING EXCITED ARE YOU? TOO MUCH SEXYNESS IN ONE SHOT.
please-daddy-spank-me: daddyslittlegoober:honahleesdragonprincess: craftsnrats: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PTERODACTYLS!! *pterodactyl screeching* love-is-vague I want a pterodactyl stuffy!!!! I WANT ONE I WANT 20
pterodactyl-screeching:fleshmuncher:Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh. “This is the worst day ever.”“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”
aspookybunny:In Jurassic world when the pterodactyl picked up and threw down the baby triceratops I saw the exact moment I’d risk my life to save a baby dinosaur and try to fight a full fricking grown pterodactyl
pterodactyling: when someone finds out I was homeschooled and their brain breaks
leaf me alone, I'm bushed
aspookybunny: In Jurassic world when the pterodactyl picked up and threw down the baby triceratops I saw the exact moment I’d risk my life to save a baby dinosaur and try to fight a full fucking grown pterodactyl
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bonpyro: sometimes I forget they’re like 17
nobyrag:tag yourself im stevonnie
