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I’m sorry, what was that about you secretly being Hari in disguise? The truth is out there!(pretend-im-not-there)i said lately

A Diamonds Teaching: Diamond Hard

I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have

SICK ON THIS SHIP

I meant to funny, but then I serious-ed. Anyways, here’s a sequel that nobody asked for.You are concerned.Well, no, that’s not quite right. You are Peridot. But you’re feeling concerned.It began a while back. You had been going through the barn

Heard you wanted some cat? Only one I got.(pretend-im-not-there)this cat is adorable and fuzzy i want 50

Went into the gemsona maker and made two of ‘em. On the left we got my birthgem sapphire ready for her day in the court, and on the right we got 7XC.(pretend-im-not-there)AWESOMEi was gonna ask if you wanted me to improvise on 7′s design but i’m

I said I would, so here’s my dad’s dogs. The blue collie is named Angus and the sheltie is Jack.(pretend-im-not-there)oh my godthe fluffTHE FLUFFT H E F L U F F

Terrible what happens to her. Terrible industrial accident.(pretend-im-not-there)I HATE YOU

Here’s a doggo for ya.(pretend-im-not-there)the ultimate floof

Doggo? Doggo.(pretend-im-not-there)FLOOF!

Doggo(pretend-im-not-there)LOVELY FLOOF

Close dog.(pretend-im-not-there)dog

Fluff doge(pretend-im-not-there)that’s so much fluff, that’s too much fluff for one doge

Got it.(pretend-im-not-there)well give it to me

Fluff.(pretend-im-not-there)raise your hand if you would smoosh your face into that fluff.

He waits for others.(pretend-im-not-there)

Found her laying in a Farm&Fleet toy area.(pretend-im-not-there)!!!!! THAT’S MY DAUGHTER…… .. .

Kinda worried this didn’t submit the first time. Found your calendar. (pretend-im-not-there)it didn’t but now now my eyes are blessed the amount of llama merch that’s out right now…and the llamacorn stuff i’m seeing…i don’t

there’s an infinite amount of jokes i could’ve made

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