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iamhoneybadger: aertstoon: gardianforce: secluded-love: holy shit This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like. I’m the “wow” PALPATINE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLOUDS.
Just finished my Star Wars Line Up :D They are such different characters, it was so much fun to draw them!! :))
kameik0: Anakin and Obi-Wan vs Dooku, but every time their blades clash, Palpatine says Do It.
cannonbarrage:spookysage:youreagoodliar: Friendly reminder that Padme had a subplot in Episode III where she was going against Palpatine’s actions and she, Bail Organa, and Mon Mothma (her only appearance in the prequel trilogies) basically formed
cisplatinum: Coincidence? I think not. Don’t forget that last Pope was actually Emperor Palpatine.
Cappuccino and a 67 Mustang! As we all know, the 4th of July commemorates when George Washington invented the Ford Mustang and used it to drive the Galactic Empire, led under Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, out of North America, thus inventing freedom
I really want to see a Star Wars movie that takes place soon after Episode 3, and chronicles Anakin’s first year of being Darth Vader. He’d be this absolute badass most of the time, tracking down and killing Jedi and rebels, but Palpatine would see
clairenovac: can we all just agree palpatine used his weird sithy powers to kill padme cause she was medically fine and clearly didn’t just “lose the will to live” after just having two children like it makes 109% sense and it is the best way
draumbooty: that-hawk-guy: “Anakin and Obi-Wan vs Dooku, but every time their blades clash, Palpatine says Do It” I don’t know how to feel about this
politicalpadme: DON’T LET PALPATINE WIN
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
Jenny Returns to Horrorland
the lesbian reylo you fear
selunchen: king-anakin-skywalker: selunchen: Please do not arrest me… My Binkspatine ship officially sank :( #snalps Palpatine is in Iove with the shape of Snoke.
gunsandfireandshit: Palpatine is looking rough these days.
go-for-papa-palpatine: thesilentriot: go-for-papa-palpatine: god motherfucking damn i hate bernie sanders Why though? He’s the only major candidate that wants to legalize Mary Jane (something I know you enjoy). He is the only candidate that
roguewn: reypalpatines: ben solo canonically loved his mother so much that he felt like he couldn’t go back to her after luke made him feel he was too evil to be kept alive and then snoke/palpatine burned luke’s jedi academy to the ground and made
shatouto:if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations
nanakorobii: absynthe–minded: dyingsighs: pepoluan:More a weapon than a living organism. *wails into the void* It’s worth pointing out that Palpatine intentionally designed a suit that would be uncomfortable and restrictive in order to keep Vader
rainymeadows: “Please try the Dark Side,” said Chancellor Palpatine. “No,” said Anakin Skywalker. “Tryyy iiit,” he said. “Nooo,” said Anakin again, quieter this time.
shinykari: rescuemepotts: shinykari: rescuemepotts: shinykari: So, I’m chatting with @rescuemepotts about Star Wars (as you do) and I had the horrifying realization that after Order 66, Palpatine probably sent his clone army to go eliminate the
gh0uliette: I drew my friend @shulamithbond‘s character Aoife Palpatine aaaand I had a lot of fun with it. Beautiful c:
my favorite vine is the one where emperor palpatine uses his force lightning on luke but it’s fucking bass boosted
dpoe:My prof asked the class “who was emperor when jesus was born?” And a kid responded “Palpatine”
lolicraft: laustraliedouzepoints: youreagoodliar: Friendly reminder that Padme had a subplot in Episode III where she was going against Palpatine’s actions and she, Bail Organa, and Mon Mothma (her only appearance in the prequel trilogies) basically
gh0uliette: I did a portrait of @shulamithbond‘s OC Aoife Palpatine for their birthday coming up!!I don’t usually do realistic stuff so this was sort of experimental
dreamingbiggest: hubby-wan-kenobi: simonjadis: “but how could Palpatine be in Episode IX if he died???” ……. have any of you heard the legend of darth plageuis the wise? Also. ALSO. This could be Disney leaning into the Star Wars EU books.
iamthewitchintown: A missed opportunity
gunsandfireandshit:thetyrannosaur:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:You think palpatine is a sensitive lover or was it a pump and dump i think he said ‘unlimited power’ while blasting rope
privatewrathmanagement:Palpatine, at the end of every trilogy:
industrialsalmon: gunsandfireandshit: worthikids: Palpatine’s Journey According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object
ferventvervet:kaijuno:Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie but why would you hide this in the tags though
prophecyguy:radicalposture:palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine
fiyabwal:smhalltheurlsaretaken:cc-2020:cc-2020:sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they
perhapsdragon:creachurcritter:creachurcritter:Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE
helloitsbees:lakemojave:perhapsdragon:creachurcritter:creachurcritter:Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE
bouncyorb: schmergo: You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine
husborth:husborth:i had the earth-shattering (for me) realization the other day that if padme had agreed to go Fuck It, We’re Evil Now when anakin offered the galaxy on mustafar, and they fucked off to kill palpatine, there’s no way anakin
sexygaywizard:wizardpostsdotorg:so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader.Ok but consider. Palpatine’s Big Unnaturals
just-shower-thoughts: At some point, Palpatine had to decide whether or not to give Darth Vader a mechanical penis.
nashscribblings: The Force Awakens Visual Dictionary is very cool. Lots of neat canon background stuff and info in there. Like for example, Captain Phasma’s armor is made from the hull of Emperor Palpatine’s old ship from his days as Senator of Naboo.
atheistj: Kylo: I’M THE SUPREME LEADER NOW. Palpatine:
palpatins: Adam Driver for Rolling Stone, 2019
To remind the Galaxy of the Emperor’s power and the extension of his will, and keep the star systems under Imperial control in line through fear. I swear this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Emperor Palpatine, to exercise
dorkly: Emperor Palpatine Ultrasound Release your anger! Also me, not sure how I got stuck in here.
Be happy and listen to music!
kerembeyit: Card art for SWG. #starwars #starwarsgalaxies #palpatine #cardart #digitalart #illustration #kerembeyit
rayshippouuchiha: another point on why the entire “Rey’s dad was a Palpatine clone” thing is so stupid:TROS tried to play that Palpatine was so intent on Rey because she was like genetically predisposed to the Dark Side since she was his granddaughter
dracophile:perhapsdragon:creachurcritter:creachurcritter:Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE
anakinsgarbage: palpatine: kill dooku now anakin: i know i shouldn’t palpatine:
kylos-knight: adiosassholes: anakin carrying around a napping obi-wan feat. palpatine jogging PALPATINE’S JOGGING IS LITERALLY ME OH MY GOODNESS and i will never tire of the gif of Obi Wan’s eyes widening in UTTER TERROR
gffa: LEGO PALPATINE IS MY FAVORITE PALPATINE
tarrkin: tarrkin: you: ok but what woman fucked palpatine? me: how MANY women fucked palpatine??? oh my god guys but there are already so many good sheev lines to say during sex?? good…. goooood…. DEW IT everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
✨🌸Palpatine Voice: What’s Good, Homeboy?🌸✨
husborth: so, look, here’s the thing, palpatine and anakin know each other. i mean that in the ROTS novelization, in deleted ROTS scenes, anakin refers to palpatine as “family”, and palpatine has been going out of his way to get anakin alone since
