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ollivander: broowada: hairandglasses: life hacks: lie. steal and lie. life hacks: be the biggest fucking dick ever Life hacks : spawn girlfriend XD
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ollivander: broowada: hairandglasses: life hacks: lie. steal and lie. life hacks: be the biggest fucking dick ever
ollivanders: Harry Potter Opening Titles through the decade
ollivander: awildhare: Just a friendly reminder that animals will KILL YOU given the chance. booped to death by a manatee Can’t breath… sling shot monkey and the male lion…. omg
ollivander: gracejerksit: well that place has gotta be haunted no look it specifically says “Not Haunted”, see? everything is fine
ollivander: synestral: whats the mood fuckers
ollivander: nightl0cked: meinefluchderzeit: Harry Potter Facts Voldy only lived to 71? He killed for immortality and only lived to a decade below life expectancy haha what an idiot been to the 9 and ¾ place there’s a little line and they
ollivander: seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
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ollivander: do not attack black cats on friday the 13th do not attack black cats on friday the 13th do not attack black cats on friday the 13th you are an incredibly shitty person if you think its ok to hurt an animal because of a stupid superstition
ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
ollivander:micdotcom: Toronto teen fights back against her school’s sexist dress code with #CropTopDay On Monday, a male teacher told Alexi Halket that her shirt looked “too much like a sports bra,” according to a Facebook post. After Halket refused
ollivander: unclefather: how to kiss a boy grab his waist slip your hand in his pocket steal his wallet dont even kiss him just run #works every time
ollivander: omfg
ollivander: wadewilson-parker: It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool… what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
ollivander: princeowlinapeartree: i’m breathing in…………the mineral
ollivander: you-comfort-me: edgebug: so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love
ollivander: quiznaks: quiznaks: me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday what the fresh hell this is such a golden
ollivander:no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping
ollivander: snapersnot: i tried doing something rosemary wise with a twilight book i found and i turn the page and thERES A FUCKING DEAD SPIDER its like u found kanayas nudes
ollivander: kvothetheraving: fuck this shit it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running
ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ somesleeze lives up to their
ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING
ollivander: goldenveined: ollivander: nightmareonsesamestreethockey: makin my way downtown SOMEONE DRAW DIRK IN THESE PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOu ok GOD BLESS
ollivander: fucking salad fingers, ok i don’t think anyone who didn’t find salad fingers by themselves or through a friend understands how truly terrifying salad fingers was I think i was like, ten??? and my best friend was like “oh man you’ve
ollivander: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS COMING BACK TO TV
ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me
ollivander: ca-tsuka: The Iron Giant is coming back to US theaters.Remastered “Signature Edition”.Two all-new scenes.New FX animations by Michel Gagné. pardon me but is that the IRON GIANT IN REAL SIZE
ollivander: this is a new era of posts
ollivander: lunathepug: What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna? #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenyoom
ollivander:edrockbells:there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text
ollivander: crazy-cat-guy: huffingtonpost: This Pen Lets You Doodle On Your Food, So Now You Can Make Latte Art At Home i can finally make perfect lines of cocaine sighs
ollivander: thelaststarbunny: ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits I read it as Ritzputin and I thought you were trying to say Rasputin. rah rah ritzputin lover of the russian queen
ollivander: ollivander: current mood: cr1tikal snapchatting three hours of unsuccessfully trying to throw a pen into a shot glass
ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my chance
ollivander: ollivander: there are two teenagers trying to get into each other’s pants on the hill I need to take action I JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND SCREAM ED “NO” REALLY LOUD AND THEW GUY SCREAME DAND FELL DOWN THE HILL HOYL FUCK I CAN’t B
