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bitcheslovebarbie: lol <3 toplessss Amy’s helpful tips: contrary to what you’ve seen a thousand times, the pizza guy will not give you food because you have no top on. He WILL tell everyone at the pizza place, and they’ll store
bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.
Bottomless girl answers the door to receive and pay the pizzas from the delivery guy. It would be nice to make this a standard practice every year on June 22, No Panties Day. And not only for pizzas!
hardforbiggirls: showingmytits:REBLOG this if you would have liked to be this pizza guy! A new twist on the #PIZZAdARE #DELIVERYDARE: Have your naked titties hiding under a scarf, then not so slyly move tot he scarf to expose your big beautiful titties
do-not-open-til-christmas: wannabeabondageguy: barefootguysroped: more Seatle Treefort guys- suspended hogties cannot be easy- Id love to be trussed up like this, just hanging there waiting for master. This never happened to the pizza guy in the
likewildlife: deliciousdegradation: Now that you’re finally dressed, the pizza guy just arrived. Go meet him at the door and ask him if he’d like to come in for a tip. I’M NOT THE PIZZA GUY
her-rightful-place: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to
big-red-in-indy: curvy-sexy-hairy-babes: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to
trashfirefallon: I want to make pizza but the only mozzarella cheese we have are cheese sticks and Tyr suggested I put them in the blender. I’m. Not. Sure. If that’s a good idea If you guys have a food processor that would probably be better. But
Your crush might not always answer the phone, but you know who will? The pizza guy. And he’ll be there in thirty minutes or less…
princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just
not-natalias-porn-blog: For the guy who wanted my lick lip. Hope you like that and my pizza shirt 💋🍕
erichm: no im not the stripper… im just the pizza guy…
lesbianvenom: lesbianvenom: the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been
lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to have more time to touch,
mcriartsy: savepunknroll: onesecondathousandthoughts: fallintopassion: bullied: we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police. That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly. Oh snap but not
unofficialwitcher: curvy-sexy-hairy-babes: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to
texasswingerz: master4blackbbws2: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue
nikkinshad: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to have more
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
hotfireman74: lust-after-females: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to have more
curvy-sexy-hairy-babes: Naked Pizza Delivery This delivery guy not only watches, but also touches! He touches, touches, touches and touches again her bare boobs, he touches untill the last second, he prolongs the dialogue just to have more time to
h3uglyass:bethanythebear:m-lissa:Guys! Domino’s is now offering this coupon- 50% off all pizzas when you order online! It’s not much, but if you’re always super tight on money like me and your cupboards are bare… You can get a small pizza for
unecxited:if they don’t make you feel the way the pizza guy does when he rings your doorbell, they’re probably not worth it
unecxited: if they don’t make you feel the way the pizza guy does when he rings your doorbell, they’re probably not worth it
peppergoat: Im the guy with the pizza to the far right that already took a bite, cause im not waiting for you fuckers to take a pic.
jjsinterlude: 20daysofjune: dopenmind: fuckyouwhiteboy: cozyqueen: tell me this not the jam. my favorite thing on this website swear to god Me when the pizza delivery guy finally arrives. This was so cute omg s/o to all my carefree black girls
chharlieday: okay but are we just not going to talk about the pizza delivery guy because he deserves the ‘i am delivering pizza to celebrities at the oscars and am not crying’ award which i personally would not have won
the-perks-of-being-black: chicas-pizza: deehenn: brinajay-27: 95% OF PROSECUTORS ARE WHITE MEN!! You wonder why jails are filled with black and Latino men? Exactly HEY GUYS LET’S JUST BELIEVE THIS RANDOM TWEET WE SAW THAT’S NOT BACKED BY PROVEN
punch-a-your-buns: killself: im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions One time I was at the grocery store and there was a couple arguing. The guy came up to me and asked, “Do you think putting the cookies on the pizza would be delicious?”I
k4tdaley: starbuckstho: k4tdaley: aka5everalone: yu-mmy: guys help me the limit does not exist I have the google images ‘pizza’ tab open 24/7 my comment’s still there omg SO IS MINE OMG
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pan-pizza: refrost-e: do NOT ruin splatoon with your shitty goomba titties You make 1 cringe inducing rap video and the world turns on you
jennsummers50: dancinbritt: Always wanted to try this! 😍 He’s one of those dirty old pizza guys who gets mean and pushy when the cute young girl stops sucking his tiny little dick for his delivery tip. It’s not like we’re obligated to tip
not-your-rnermaid: princeharrehs:princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that
Swirly’s Pizza Delivery pt 2Nate looked around the bottom floor of the house while he waited for the gator to come back with his wallet. It was a surprisingly well kept house, clean, not like he imagined a guy like the gator who answered the door