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“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
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Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
i dunno if this is bonus point sexy suits are like porn to me so uh rachel4revenge: If you’re still taking requests, could you draw a little Mystrade adorableness? Something totally OOC but believable, like Lestrade taking Mycroft out for ice
merry christmas!!! with all the boyfrands!! (and anderson and donovan for some reason)
CLICK FOR NSFW revenge for THIS katzensprotte said: Now all I can think of is Mycroft and Greg shagging on Sherlock’s armchair as an “act" of revenge. traumachu: I just wanted to augment Falka’s idea that Greg and Mycroft have sex on Sherlock’s
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
mu5icliz: Based on In Which Sherlock Discovers the truth and Anthea is helpful Karlimeaghan: Basically anything Mystrade would make me happy; to be more specific, I love AU scenes, and I love fluff and/or sexiness. I realize Mystrade can be a pain
clarice82: communionnimrod: clarice82art: Mystrade ~ Christmas Eve~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “It’s Christmas eve, why are you walking around like a lonely wolf?” Mycroft asked curiously after meeting the handsome Detective Inspector
syrva: ginger-ale-official: mystrade-shipper: injuries-in-dust: If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall. Imagine seeing what you think is your alien
meetingyourmaker: And Then There’s LestradeI got inspiration from this post . It’s been a long time since I’ve drawn any Mystrade .
multifandom-senpai: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE SHERLOCK SPECIAL WAS SO GOOD!!!IT MADE MY MYSTRADE HEART GO PITTER-PATTER; ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE BOTH OF THEM YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ughbenedict: lolcari: lumos5001: ughbenedict: if anything bad happens to greg i will flip every single table in this universe i swear to god or mycroft I wouldn’t mind seeing Greg flip Mycroft over a table…mmm hmmm oh my god mystrade shippers
my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck: syrva: ginger-ale-official: mystrade-shipper: injuries-in-dust: If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall. Imagine seeing
mystrades: smelliet:
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