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“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1
smaugings: ↳Sherlock meme 1-10 5 Relationships: Mycroft/Umbrella  [1/5] Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 2
the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: I’ll just leave this here.. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 3
maipurpletardis: Bahahaha. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 4
barachiki: Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 5
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The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
i-just-really-like-aliens: biggest-goofiest-fish: xxkatgotyourtonguexx: theholytaxaccountant: mycroft-umbrellas: calvin-reads-problem-sleuth: scholarc: the notes are broken 😂 Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because