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my-mjolnir: Thats a good girl
Is it just my imagination or is that motherfucking Thor?! And is that Mjolnir in your briefs or are you just happy to see me?
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princessbubblgum: graymaven: princessbubblgum: at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then
wishfulmalecelebfakes: thor (chris hemsworth) and loki (tom hiddleston) with mjolnir dildo
Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.
Post 659: Clare, Cookies & Cream…Wishing you all a Happy/Merry Mithras, Hanukkah, Holidays, Winter Solstice, Sir Isaac Newton’s birthday, Xmas, Yule…I hope that you had a wonderful year and will have many happier years in the futur
Post 660: Clare, Cookies & Cream…Wishing you all a Happy/Merry Mithras, Hanukkah, Holidays, Winter Solstice, Sir Isaac Newton’s birthday, Xmas, Yule…I hope that you had a wonderful year and will have many happier years in the futur
youcantseemyinsidefeels: kate-wisehart: idontlikeyourcat: In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give a crap. My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome
mjolnirs-song: duerrre: bonkersforpotter: dreamofflight: on-etait-libre: I love this. He’s like “YOU DUMB FUCK.” Freaking muggle interviewer. He is Harry. the way he looks when he says it is the best Daniel fucking Radcliffe
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I always imagine Mjolnir talking to Thor
#Mjöllnir #thorshammer #penandink
#thor #marvel #marvelcomics #theavengers #avengers #mjolnir
And here we go, to do another retcon on Thor… So what, now the Mjolnir wasn’t forged or whatever by the dwarfs? But anyway if the next issue doesn’t explain how Odison became unworthy i’ll drop this… And i’m really reconsidering
kate-wisehart:idontlikeyourcat:In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
maybeyouwontdiealone: softjoly: samwilson: @marvel please explain how Steve Rogers can lift Mjolnir if he’s been a secret Nazi the entire time is Mjolnir also a secret Nazi? does Mjolnir support the Hydra agenda of world domination? “we’ve
samwilson: @marvel please explain how Steve Rogers can lift Mjolnir if he’s been a secret Nazi the entire time is Mjolnir also a secret Nazi? does Mjolnir support the Hydra agenda of world domination? “we’ve been dropping hints” lol what a
kate-wisehart: idontlikeyourcat: In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits. My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
my-mjolnir: optimisticangelpartycowboy-blog: (via plentywoodmt, plentywoodmt, nickholmes52) Only thing that is missing is my mouth on her clit (via optimisticangelpartycowboy-blog)(via my-mjolnir)
mjolnires: #crying oh man I just love how he picks up the mouse like WHAT IS THIS????
Prototype almost complete. It takes a long time to forge a godlike weapon. #mjolnir
mjolnirs-song: nickerette: Whenever I watch this I forget it’s Daniel Radcliffe playing a bunch of other people and not a bunch of other people dressed as Daniel Radcliffe. yeah, it really is sort of frightening how he literally becomes the other
if i learned anything from the Red Hulk arc (because marvel is stupid and does stupid things because theyre stupid) if youre in outer space, you can lift mjolnir. because Red Hulk jumped into outer space with Thor and took mjolnir from him in outer space
claudiaboleyn: The reason that Mjolnir only moved a tiny little bit when Cap went to pick it up is that Mjolnir suddenly realised it wasn’t worthy of Steve Rogers.
poorhornycat:melifair:notahotlibrarian:thewriterchick:electricalice:Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINKAMERICAN BOOTY AMERICAN BOOTY *dies laughing*This is adorable.
carryonwaywardarcher: ackles-mjolnir: ackles-mjolnir: Jensen Quackles I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%
darthstitch: assetandmission: Okay but Steve could have lifted Mjolnir. He gripped the handle, and Mjolnir sensed that Steve was worthy and good. So it jolted. But I think Steve was suddenly like “OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE GOD OF THUNDER AND
celtichammerclub:Full color Mjölnir and Jormungand for #thorsday !! ➖ #originalart by @celtichammerclub for @damn.heathens ➖ #celtichammerclub #thor #thorshammer #mjölnir #norse #nordic #viking #vikings #vikingart #norseart #thurisaz #runes #urnes
chadsuicide: So, Marvel have just announced that Thor is going to be a woman. I got this Mjolnir at the weekend. Coincidence?! I think not!! #marvel #thor #mjolnir #iamworthy
rooster-fucking-teeth: mamalaz: Avengers Sneak Peak - Cap, Tony and Rhodey trying to lift Mjolnir (watch here) OMG THOR SHITTING HIMSELF WHEN HE SHES THE MJOLNIR MOVE TO CAP
swaggaraptor: ohyousillypotato: goddamnit did thor leave mjölnir on my shoes again shit i need to go outside maybe if i nope how about not working well fuck you mjölnir didn’t need shoes anyway my new fave post of tumblr
youmewenow: carryonwaywardarcher: ackles-mjolnir: ackles-mjolnir: Jensen Quackles I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967% sorry not sorry at all
poorhornycat: melifair: notahotlibrarian: thewriterchick: electricalice: Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to) MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK AMERICAN BOOTY AMERICAN BOOTY *dies laughing*
mjolniritis: stevemcqueened: They should’ve just had the cast of the Avengers host. #the WHOLE cast
abrewingcupofmoriartea: shansdrumstick: ackles-mjolnir: ackles-mjolnir: im dying it got better omfg rock out with your cocks out
pyrebomb: thesassyblacknerd: callmecaptainamerica: Captain America Shield and Thors Mjolnir night lights! From 3DLightFx! Target sells these!! Im getting mine on Friday!!! Might need (for mighty Mjolnir).
Mjolnir in him pants… :p
skymadeof-hedgehogs: MYTHOLOGY MEME » two objects » mjölnir [½] The hammer of the thunder god, Thor, and the symbol of his power. Forged by dwarfs, the hammer never failed Thor. Mjölnir was such an iconic part of Norse Mythology that the
#mjolnir was merely jesting
goddamnit did thor leave mjölnir on my shoes again shit i need to go outside maybe if i nope how about not working well fuck you mjölnir didn’t need shoes anyway
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