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When @jynxiemazie tells me her height, I’m busting out a measuring tape, I think she is trying to squeeze an inch or two on me. We may not all agree on april fools shenanigans on THE GRAM, but we can all agree @jynxiemazie is fine. #chiquita pero
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cantsleep12: Found a 60 inch measuring tape and put it around my waist, my tummy could be about 70-75 inches maybe? (also sorry for the loud music) ☺️
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Danni has some fun with the measuring tape but this is not a responsible way to buy a new bra.
The Tale of the Tape: Leanne Crow clocking in around 48 inches, I believe.
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You wanted to measure his huge black cock first and he agreed to let you, now, he uses your measuring tape to choke you while he fucks you deep from behind. Seems like a fair trade off to me :)
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bigbootybeautyxxl: http://clips4sale.com/65243 Get the third tape. … New weigh-in and measurements? Big Booty Beauty XXL ? ? 500 ? ?
What do you say, gooner? Wanna use Lola as your own personal measuring tape? Lola thinks it looks like such fun. nnnnnghhhhhhhh
ussbbw: Do you quantify uncompromising sublimity with a measuring tape or by the handful?(I believe the fuller-figured model is Amatrix).
I think your neck is a little too thick. Let’s see if we can get it down an inch or two.
Colouring pictures with grey lines can be difficult, since my colouring technique makes them translucent so the colour still shows through, thus meaning that I need to make less noticeable mistakes when it comes to colouring around them.Art by GeckomaniaC
nakedasians: Breaking out the measuring tape. Got milk
dumbhornyjock: “You ready with that measuring tape bro? Gotta prove to the guys that I can shoot my load the furthest… thanks for helping me out by the way. Here it comes… aw SHIT!!! Haha oh FUCK bro, didn’t mean to splatter you! Get outta
bigcocksrock: Don’t really need a measuring tape to know that’s a huge cock.
chubby-lovers: Put the measuring tape away, baby. I like you just the way you are.
biggerthandad: “OH WOW! Baby. We don’t need this measuring tape. I can already tell you’re twice the man your father is!” Good to see the son didn’t inherit the same penis size gene from his Dad !
thebigbearcave: MEASURING CALF SIZE FOR SOCK GARTERS, THIS IMAGE RULES, TOO COMPLETELY SEXUAL. WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE THE GUY WITH THE MEASURING TAPE.
playful-nites: Boobs, milk, and a measuring tape ;)
Here’s a measuring tape for you Daddy!!
“Are you sure we will feel comfortable in these… boxer… shorts?” the blue alicorn asked tentatively, watching the measuring tape wrap itself around his body almost by its’ own accord. It wasn’t often the Prince of
mistressaliceinbondageland: Women are always secretly measuring your dick. We don’t want you to know that we are judging your size, so we don’t carry around a measuring tape in our back pocket. Instead, we use our hands. Most women will never admit
thuridbbw: summer-marshmallow: 60 inch measuring tapes just don’t cut it anymore! Interested in custom videos, photos, or skype shows? Message me! You can also contact me at marshmallowsummer@gmail.com Find me on Instagram: SummerMarshmallow Send
aestheticc-meme: Team BWBY HD Album and blanks Measuring tape (Textless) BWBY (Textless) And here’re the BWBY versions Just gonna start retumbling rwby porn with this reaction face by Kiichii
Look…it’s one of those nights where all I wanna do is cry about how in love I am with jong suk
growingconcerned: things wrong with this photo sunglasses on inside camera facing wrong way using a goddamn builder’s measuring tape to measure still a killer rack though
growingconcerned: in certain cases, the measuring tape may be used as a leash
Strange Red Guy (NSFW)
chubbology: Top 10 WG Phrases - August1. Waistline swelling an inch or two, or three or five3. Measuring tape pressing into soft flesh, embarrassingly deep4. The growing just won’t stop; the weight keeps piling on5. Clothes straining around the gut
steepravine: Majestic Old Growth Redwood I need to bring a measuring tape next time - I think this guy is pushing 40 feet in circumference. (Portola Redwoods, California - 12/2015) I long to see these trees.
lovemlarge: A little more and she will run out of measuring tape 😘
a-frank-admirer: Measuring tapes do no justice to Marie’s vast and obese belly. I love me a belly with the belly button hidden between massive fat rolls.http://bighotbombshells.com/Marie/Marie.html
fantasyfanficboi: Felt sort of big… And yeah… New stretchmarks… Busted out the measure tape and I’m 61 inches around standing and 66 inches around sitting… One day…
calboner: Measuring tape (2010)
starhellcomics: All she wanted was some special lingerie, but she just keeps melting his measuring tape!Pinup voted for, on Patreon!
ssbbwvanillahippo: This is the small preview of the update on BBW Royalty tomorrow. I am ‘Vanilla’ there. Don’t mind the bruise. It turns out that when you drop 650 pounds on your knee, there are consequences. I take on the measuring tape! I win.
What happens when measuring tapes are too tiring to get
If your only memory of having a bra fitting is your mum shoving you in a Marks and Sparks changing room with a frumpy lady sporting a measuring tape and half moon glasses, it’s definitely time to go again.
guysexting: This 23yo absolutely loves to sext & show off his goods! Kinda cheating with that measuring tape, but still his cock looks very suckable! Yumm Thanks for the submission! Feel free to submit using the Submit Page. ^.^
fitnika: When I first began my fitness journey, my goal was focused on a number. Whether that be the number on the scale or the number on the measuring tape. When my numbers decreased, I thought I had reached my short term goals. But the problem was
meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss HogOh sorry? you think someone wanted to go up and measure that thing with a fucking yardstick??? just roll on up to the boar the size of a fucking car with some handily-dandily measuring tape?
maclonna: when i was a freshman in high school i went over to my then boyfriend’s house and i was looking around at his room. i found some measuring tape and i asked what it was for. he goes “oh… i was just measuring my arm muscles with it…”
le-paon-blanc: cover up of my chemical symbols for happiness. I still like them and I know they’re still there but they had to go to complete my “sewing” themed arm. the measuring tape has also an “ironic meaning” reffering to my overweight.
geekyvamp: jmworks: Candice Swanepoel by Mario Testino for Allure September 2011 Her: “well hey there Mr handyman, with your sexy sensible slacks, mallet and measuring tape, what can I do for you?” Him: “I think I’ve broken your toilet”
a nine inch dick is terrifying, a nine inch dick would be pentrating my lungs
msamericna:i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
The struggle of measuring something without measuring tape😂😂 w/ Anwar Jibawi
bbcsnake: blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:You wanted to measure his huge black cock first and he agreed to let you, now, he uses your measuring tape to choke you while he fucks you deep from behind. Seems like a fair trade off to me :) Owning her ⚫⚪♠
bibidebabideboo: “フライフィッシングで使用するリールをモチーフにしたメジャーです。魚釣りをしている気分でテープを巻き取る行為が楽しめます。株を選んだりちょっと体型が気になったり、メジャーを使いたい場面はふとした時に訪れます。キーリングが付いたメジャーは、アクセサリー感覚で持ち歩けるので、とても便利です。”(FLY REEL MEASURING TAPE（インテリアアクセサリー）｜FiiiiiSH（フィッシュ）のファッション通販
itsfleayo: neon-truths: insidethereef: -grouchomarx: dddante: damn how do white people even get out of bed in the morning This is the best gif set I’ve seen in my entire life. The measuring tape omg. Dammit grandma… Infomercials are amazing
