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It was just a random hook up. Jason told himself it was OK, even though he normally was too busy for that sort of thing. She was gorgeous though, red hair and dressed to kill, wearing horn rim glasses that just made her look sexier, rather than like a
It was a no brainer for Julia really. It was the only way to keep her brother’s “partners” from killing him over the money he took. She was not looking forward to it but there were worse things. All she had to do was let the three of them fuck
Thomas struggled wildly under Maxx, the bigger man who was grinding on his screaming meal. “HELP! HES GONNA EAT AND KILL ME!” Thomas felt a lick on his ear and a soft purr of a voice speaking to him. “Hell yeah i am. I’m gonna
on-her-knees-to-please: handprints-and-honey: Tied to the fire escape. Oh the irony. How it kills. With @on-her-knees-to-please Remove caption and die slow. Yeeeeeees
Please don’t delete my captions. I Kill You!
la-vie-en-r0se-x: Autumn killed the summer with the softest kiss Leave my caption | ask about my snapchat
pussymodsgaloreThe original poster says: “Stephanie, showing off her pierced clit, which she pierced in an attempt to kill sensation. Here’s her caption she posted with this photo, ‘Have we hit a nerve yet?’”.Another suggests
Don’t lose your way…in the butt
Eren, that’s really rude. He only killed like, what, two people? That doesn’t make him a gremlin. apartofabluesoul wanted some of the kids/younger versions of the characters in the interview and Anj requested some mpgis reference in there
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mxxn-kitten: Virgins killed by cuteness Get your sweater here ~do not delete caption~
illuminaudo: a day to remember killed it, like always. this is one of my favorite concert photos I’ve been able to snap with my phone. Instagram: @hanoverboard PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE CAPTION OR SOURCE!! (at Patriot Center)
memewhore: timothydelaghetto: gothfag: madamemeancuisine: First thought—where is their mother?Second thought—probably taking the picture. That caption killed me whooooaaa I’m so done with this whole idiot family.
Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The idea I might care about your sexual satisfaction! All I care about is using your incredible sexual frustration to get you to serve me as my slave, and the arousal that seeing you suffer so much to
Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The idea I might care about your sexual satisfaction! All I care about is using your incredible sexual frustration to get you to serve me as my slave, and the arousal that seeing you suffer so much to make my own
To be overly technical about it, he could escape the approaching anniversary by killing himself. But that doesn’t sound like an attractive option.
You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid fashion, or render yourself infertile in a specially asinine way, removing yourself from the gene pool.
The chip also prevents her from harming humans, but she can still kill demons.
There is a possible world where she does unlock your chastity cage. And then a swarm of velociraptors smashes into your house and instantly kills you before you have a chance to jerk off. So be glad that that’s not the actual world.
Even if the virus doesn’t kill you, it effectively puts you out of the gene pool.
rogue-princess: littlemisfit: BDSM: Badass Disabled Sado-Masochist ~My Vids~ My Wishlist~ Delete my Caption: Get Blocked KILLING IT
captioned-vines: Nicki: “Oh! You know, this is so random! You know who I want to thank tonight? My pastor.” [audience cheers] “Thank you, Pastor Lydia! I love you so much! And now- ” [Kill Bill sirens play] “Back to- “ [instrumental;
cuddleninjaposts: Merry Christmas! (p.s. I’ve eaten way too many Christmas cookies!)
stopdisrespectingculture: 800-dick-pics: 800-dick-pics: can someone caption this? I cant read all of them 1) “Levi’s uses abrasive blasting, killing workers" 2) “New Look uses sweatshops” 3) “River Island pays its workers half the
aftabkaran:This is Hannane Kia. Another Iranian woman killed in the protests to police brutality and the murder of Mahsa Amini.Caption says “there is no redemption in escape, stay and become invincible”
aftabkaran:aftabkaran:This is Hannane Kia. Another Iranian woman killed in the protests to police brutality and the murder of Mahsa Amini.Caption says “there is no redemption in escape, stay and become invincible”She was to get married today
tchalisew: tchalisew: Memorial for our fallen soldiers #BlackLivesMatter Please do not delete the caption. If you don’t agree with it, just don’t reblog. I am disgusted with how many people are getting killed, in fact, I’m repulsed at how many
jeroine-art:“(Go) kill the party with me And never go home!”Thank you guys so much for 500 followers! 💘You guys inspire me to imagine!Instagram | Please don’t remove this caption!
flr-captions: Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The idea I might care about your sexual satisfaction! All I care about is using your incredible sexual frustration to get you to serve me as my slave, and the arousal that seeing you suffer so much
holmesguy: Arthur Conan Doyle drew a little picture of himself hopping in the air with his medical diploma and captioned it “licensed to kill”. 1881 (x)
somepretty-things: mellyora221b: tardigradetardis: ms-militant: they only teach it as a holocaust if millions of white people are killed Okay, I was going to scroll past - I was even going to reblog, sans commentary - and then I hit that caption.
askragtatter: party-ponies-no-its-not-mlp: kaitochocolate: lord-kelvins-thunderstorm: pearlpines: Somebody who has never watched Gravity Falls caption this with what’s happening in this picture DnD party, just killed a monster for the loot. Tall
captioned-vines: justasquidkid: THIS KILLED ME [music intensifying in background] Patrick: [shouting] “Here comes a giant fist!” Spongebob: [shrieks] “Patrick, no!”
support:One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that when you reblog a post, you have full editing power over the original caption. Sometimes that’s funny, sometimes it’s not—but in any case it’s something that’s concerned a lot of you
rabdoidal:if this is a rom-com, kill the director
captioned-vines: tropius: he killed her Person filming: “So I’m sitting there…barbecue sauce on my titties.”Person in pink: [cracks up; rolls on the floor cackling]
captioned-vines: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: At the Plaza! 👑 by Thomas Sanders Sanders: “ Story time!”Sanders: [offscreen] “ Here she comes, the Queen. Able to kill men with a single stare.”Woman: “ You better
koujaku killed his mom
cafeballads: I would wear this to work, to church, to the dentist, to your hamster’s funeral, to the mall, to a Ashanti concert in a TGI Friday’s parking lot, to a job interview, to kill your hopes and dreams, to the library, to get my weave done,
annieloveswinchester: His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
bowchickawahwah: Rina is trying her hardest to not do this at work at the moment but the messages you are all sending me are killing me ^\^
felkina: Number 6 is Katarina! “I will do anything for Noxus! But I can’t believe the commander had me be a recruiting agent for your worms! Don’t wave that at me! I feel so sticky! You better be worth this all of you! I will kill you if your not!”
“C’mon man, you know you wanna rim this hairy ass.” “My boyfriend would kill me…” the smaller man said, salivating at the perfect arse in front of him. “He’ll never find out.” The pred smiled knowingly, knowing that when the younger
berniessaucepot: NANI SORE!!! Rarity as Nonon from Kill la Kill. I had to combine them once I saw Rarity’s wonderbolt outfit in the new episode! Also gif and caption version! Nani Sore intensifies!
caption-sparklez: frankaccino: kill-me-or-smthng: ironmanarlert: someactorkid: nerdycouture: lukethreepwood: littleradge: celestialcow: xcryinglighting: Yes, I play videogames :)<3 Yes, I drink coke. :) <3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2
horusyounggod: youngnubian: theprincesswashere: ktoosmoove: How it feel to be black for the last___ years The caption I LOVE THIS MOVIE OMG That caption kills me
suppleapple: Desperation looks like this. Her captions kill me.. literally.. no compliments can be given after reading her captions, but gawd damn look at that gorgeous ass
otaku-in-sanity: norafox: I killed your senpai. please like & reblog! ♥ donut remove this caption please. :) WHY would you kill SENPAI?? bc I’m going to replace them~ ♥
nakedorishas: thaunderground: prettyperversion: omartin0270: seloff1: FOLLOW ME AND YOU’RE WELCOME😈😎 Dayumm Why did you remove my caption? Motherfucka’s on Tumblr be killing me with this dumb shit, wack ass captions on other people
cummbunny: I’m dying but my eyes are killing it 😻
naughtypeach: Curiosity hasn’t killed me yet. (Buy my kik/snapchat 😍) (Don’t remove my captions or curiosity won’t be the only thing killing you.)
![captioned-vines: Nicki: “Oh! You know, this is so random! You know who I want to thank tonight? My pastor.” [audience cheers] “Thank you, Pastor Lydia! I love you so much! And now- ” [Kill Bill sirens play] “Back to- “ [instrumental;](https://31.media.tumblr.com/avatar_407f78418f29_128.png){kind=avatar}
![captioned-vines: justasquidkid: THIS KILLED ME [music intensifying in background] Patrick: [shouting] “Here comes a giant fist!” Spongebob: [shrieks] “Patrick, no!”](https://40.media.tumblr.com/avatar_31407df3aa1f_128.png){kind=avatar}
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![captioned-vines: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: At the Plaza! 👑 by Thomas Sanders Sanders: “ Story time!”Sanders: [offscreen] “ Here she comes, the Queen. Able to kill men with a single stare.”Woman: “ You better](https://31.media.tumblr.com/avatar_e60e172ef30e_128.png){kind=avatar}
![captioned-vines: tropius: he killed her Person filming: “So I’m sitting there…barbecue sauce on my titties.”Person in pink: [cracks up; rolls on the floor cackling]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_202f0f60d72d_128.png){kind=avatar}
![captioned-vines: tropius: he killed her Person filming: “So I’m sitting there…barbecue sauce on my titties.”Person in pink: [cracks up; rolls on the floor cackling]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_87988a722e24_128.png){kind=avatar}
