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Being a single dad, has its perks. Because my ex-wife has custody on weekdays, I have a baby-sitter on Fridays that arrives early to watch the kids until I get home. Sometimes, I arrive home early myself, to watch the babysitter until the kids get
My wife wanted more, sexually. She still had a great body after seventeen years and three kids. For keeping herself so alluring all these years, I wanted to reward her. I never was a jealous type, so weeks before her birthdayI quizzed her about
She led a secret life. By most people’s knowledge, she was a stay-at-home wife, good mother to two boys and a girl, and doting wife. What very few knew about her was that secret escape known as the “guest bedroom." With the kids
Who’s She Kidding?
Mia thought he was kidding after the first time. She met him at a bar and found herself breaking her own rule. She didn’t even know why. When he introduced himself he seemed disinterested. Shaking his hand was awkward, there was something sticky
Naughty Neighbor Kid(My Kindle Books) (See more at www.brainstobimbos.tumblr.com)(Tip Your Pornographer :D )
He’s not kidding at all Check out my Bimbofication stories on Kindle:Bimbo Law 1Bimbo Law 2Gift for the Glory GirlsUltimate Bimbo Challenge: Contestant 1 Coven Converted
The mother of your kids and the perfect little blackslut housewife…
It took a few years after having kids for your wife to get her body back.
Kerry Louise - Let’s just say this isn’t a normal office environment kid…
We’re going to tell my hubby it’s his kid right.
Sissy Kids These Days: You give and give, and all you get back is grief.
Mind? You’re kidding, right?
Caption contest! “Look: I’m tired, my kids were up all night, my boyfriend stole my credit card and these things are heavy. This is as romantic as I get.” “Oh, you said "Look hot and bothered.” I just heard ‘both
Eren, that’s really rude. He only killed like, what, two people? That doesn’t make him a gremlin. apartofabluesoul wanted some of the kids/younger versions of the characters in the interview and Anj requested some mpgis reference in there
#lol #smh #kids #funny #instaphoto #caption
noorisingh: I hope he thinks this too – 3/30/15My photo, please don’t self promo or remove the caption.
lilh0bbit: Claude Monet, University of Michigan Museum of ArtFrance, 1840–1926The Breakup of the Ice (La Débâcle or Les Glaçons), 1880Oil on canvasig: @grace_hsu07(Don’t delete caption | Don’t self-promote plzzz)
Principal Johnson sighed with resignation as he watched Marvin stroll towards the school building. Like Marvin’s brother before him (and his father too) - the kid suddenly shot up 14 inches of height and gained about 150lbs of pure muscle on his
m-gameboy2: He really had been looking forward to their weekend away from the kids…
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t you? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now for the white glove test on every rung of the ladder. When I said i expected perfection you thought I was kidding? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t you? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now for the white glove test on every rung of the ladder. When I said I expected perfection you thought I was kidding? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Don’t you hate it when that happens? Whom are we kidding, you were just waiting for such an opportunity, the elaborate ruse was completely unnecessary.
At least she didn’t bring a bunch of little kids running and screaming through the restaurant and disrupting the date.
How much happier would the live of Jason had been, if only Medea would have had access to a chastity cage. Not to mention their kids.
Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.
Don’t kid yourself buddy ;)
no caption needed really
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
Hello Mr. Jones. When I was babysitting last week I noticed your calendar showed you would be bringing the kids here today.Did you know I hacked your home security video feed? There was a camera in the room where you “paid” me for my work.How about
captioned-vines: hauntedhauscrew: I’m pretty sure this vine defines my life [slurred] “Just pour it in the fucking thing.” [mumbles] “- fucking kids love it!” [shouts] “Fruit!”
captioned-vines: victorpopejr: The episode that the black kids had to sit out Kid: “Please, dad! Just sign the permission slip!”Dad: “Ms. Frizzle trying to use her magic school bus to take y’all to the 1700s? You don’t want to go.”
usually-confused:Aizawa you have kids you can’t say that anymore
captioned-vines: {It doesn’t exist kids}Black sock: “ Hey kids! I’m Billy the Sock, and today, I’ll be teaching you about racism!”White sock: “ What about reverse racism?”Black sock: “ But like, I was saying- “
captioned-vines: tyeamwork: I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOOOW Plankton’s VA: “My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day! You come down, and we’ll shuff your face full of shit! [laughs] I’m just kidding,
Some fucking PORN BOT laced a couple of Joel Torrid images with a popup!! One that you can’t even “X” out of. Had to delete them entirely from my blog.Are you fucking kidding me???That’s almost like pissing on a work by Shakespeare.
I really wish Tumblr would stop showing me pictures of peanut butter and little kids with cameras while I’m sitting here trying to get off.I’m sure it might trip some people’s triggers somewhere, but it really doesn’t do much for me…
captioned-vines: {Magic School bus permission slips}Kid: “Dad, can you sign my permission slip for Ms. Frizzle?”Dad: “Damn! Y’all niggas’ trying to go to Mars? What happened to the zoo?”
captioned-vines: susiethemoderator: when a random uncultured family sees me in public Kid: “Mommy, why does that guy have a funny thing on his head?” Mom: “Well,that’s because his elephant god told him to wear it, hon!” Jus: [quietly] “Bitch,
leatherlacedbass:💖 Naughty Neko 🐾 *Please Don’t Remove Caption*
leatherlacedbass: Spank Me!♥️💛💚💙💜 *please keep caption*
lunarc-ies: a-gradual-decompression: weallheartonedirection: “Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.” accurate caption is accurate swingxlifexaway
godpu55y: Caption This: Best one gets the video !
skeletaltales: Anna Kolding @ Unique Models photographer unknown not my photo, do not remove caption
yghe: derfreiheitberaubt: yghe: I’d be more of a morning person if I got to wake up next to you. i love you love seeing this post with the caption
daddysfairyprincessxox: More panties! Alice in Wonderland! ☀️from Topshop☀️ Please don’t remove the caption xo ZOE MORE CUTE UNDIES OMG
captioned-vines: bruhtography: yungstorky: the tables have turnt this nigga put a WHOLE vaccum cleaner on his head Kid: [yelling] “Mom! Why haven’t you cooked dinner?!”Mom: [stuttering]Kid: “It’s cuz of that job!”Mom: “But I- “Kid:
hontai: Cute harajuku lace leg garters ♡Discount Code: “kvnai” on ALL ITEMS!♡ (Don’t remove caption pls)
captioned-vines: {Hippie kid gets into his school’s play}Son: “ Hey mom, I’m in the school play.”Mom: “ Oh, what part?”Son: “ Not a very important part, just a tree!”Mom: [yelling enthusiastically] “ What!? We love trees!”Son:
captioned-vines: theshantiestme11ophone: When you’re a nanny and you make a terrifying discovery about one of the kids toys Toy: K is for Kite! KKK!”
lucoark: Completed redid the originals a little bit and cleaned the whole thing up. Feel free to delete this caption
captioned-miscellaneous-videos: king-wewuz: rickor-mortis: WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3 [jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by] Young fish: “Is that
fuckyeahchastiseme:You can’t kid me darling, you begged and begged for me to keep you in chastity. To dominate you and keep you horny and frustrated.
rtpx69originals:I hope she’s kidding!
pampered-little-princess: Did you think I was kidding when I told you I have no sympathy and no mercy for my chastity boys?
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