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“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d prefer my dick?”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I want you to fill my ‘Empty Hearse.’” Submitted by jadziabear.
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
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