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How did she even get her hair to do that?
The look on her face is disturbingly similar to the subjects of post-mortem Victorian pornography. That’s just…creepy.
Yay three hundred followers! In celebration, I give you…this. Yeah, I don’t know either.
vintagesmut: Image provided by Delta of Venus. DEM BOOTS. DAT ASS. Also, they’re holding hands, which I find rather endearing. But really. DAT ASS.
In which we see the Silly Hat Fairy does not limit her attacks to women…
Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
The fact that there not only exists ONE Victorian/Edwardian picture of a man sticking his penis in a woman’s armpit, but TWO pictures makes me deliriously happy. Or that could be the insomnia talking. Either way.
vintage-addicted:
Can it be? A Victorian print that isn’t mind searingly hideous? Of course we can’t see the colors, so it could be fuchsia and hunter green for all we know. Also still bored. Ask box still open. Entertain me?
And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
You guys. His beard. His. Fucking. Beard. Every time I see it, it’s just as good.
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
Right. I’m officially naming this woman St. Teresa. Thanks @mdwmffn.
Defensively Heterosexual John Watson Week: Day 1
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heterosexuals
Awakening Our Society From Its Heterosexual Trance
heterosexuality:FOLLOW HETEROSEXUALITY FOR MORE !
heterosexuality: Follow Heterosexuality for more !
heterosexuality: FOLLOW HETEROSEXUALITY FOR MORE !
heterosexual-nezumi: heterosexual-sion: vividreno-anon: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL nezumi is this you yes
krimsonkiwi: Reblog with your personality results. Myers-Briggs: ISFP Alignment: True Neutral Kinsey Scale: Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual. Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Temperament: Phlegmatic Bending Type: Waterbender
heterosexuality: netflixandchill: heterosexuality: (+18) (+18) (+18)
Heterosexuality
heterosexuality:
kissy-kurser: i asked monica what should i doodle and i thought she said to draw a flaming homosexual but she said heterosexual ah well good enough right???
kalliopephoenix: Best moments of: Gabrielle is having none of that heterosexuality crap Season one edition, featuring: Xena: Warrior Princess 1x8 | Prometheus and 1x9 | Death in Chains
palewhitehorse:totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was