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This one has all the hallmarks of an authentic breast abuse session. Yum.
thecommonchick: hallmark has no chill 😂ðŸ˜
This is exactly the sort of special bonding moment I think my mom and I should share together. Does Hallmark make a card to express this sentiment? EDIT SPOILER ALERT Depending on your browser and settings and whatnot, this might play at a size that makes
When the owner lies down, they don’t…This is the hallmark of epic boobies. Enjoy!
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humilatedxoxo:Pussy stretching…. love it…. All the hallmarks of a girl actively trying to wreck her cunt
joinlobear: sometimes things tend to turn out different than imagined The plan was to rent my penthouse in Barcelona for a year and go traveling with my van, together with the little bear who should be the the hallmark of these journeys. Everything
ssbbwlovefatgirl: dissident-feedee: Beginning to bear all the hallmarks of a body overwhelmed by fat. J'aime j'aime j'aime
str8guysecrets: I wasn’t expecting such a Hallmark moment when I clicked on this vid but damn, I kinda got teary-eyed. That music was just the perfect touch to this trailer park tryst.
“So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for
proneboned: The hallmark of a true Daddy — Choking till you cum, Caressing until you smile and purr. I love every bit of this
beautflstranger: beautflstranger: no hallmark cards, no dozen roses , no jewelry, no fancy dinner…. now this is a valentine’s day gift. слой шоколада)))
dave13169: theirownmoms: This is exactly the sort of special bonding moment I think my mom and I should share together. Does Hallmark make a card to express this sentiment? EDIT SPOILER ALERT Depending on your browser and settings and whatnot, this
vivalv52: lvnaughtyfun: This should be a Hallmark card that a husband can give his wife! I would buy one. I agree! Exactly!!!!!!
beautflstranger: beautflstranger: no hallmark cards, no dozen roses , no jewelry, no fancy dinner…. now this is a valentine’s day gift.
andrewbreitel: hazydazee: “So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting
inbreeding-is-lovemaking: related-love: Company. Now THAT’S a Hallmark card!
nostrokesjuststrudels: kelbebop: I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark. fierce
greg69sheryl: Not approved by Hallmark, but it ought to be.
imflying-high: “So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s
thecommonchick: hallmark has no chill
prettypennytraining: mondesirprofond:Maintaining perfect posture (hinge at the waist, keep nothing hidden from Him) even as He is administering punishment, is the hallmark of a good girl. Now, be a sweet little girl and touch those toes so He can teach
hickeybickeyboo: Yo, okay here’s this vain, kinda foppish Lion emperor in Hallmark’s version of the Emperor’s new clothes. I think he’s viced by Dom Deluis He’s cute, especially at the big reveal where he’s all shy and embarassed and humiliated.
BRANDON ROUTH - Why the HELL is this man not a major STAR in Hollywood? So I’m watching this HALLMARK movie on TV (HEY! Don’t judge me!) and it’s called the Nine Lives of Christmas and he’s starring in it. It’s from 2014 and OMG…can we
jhtravus-gay-fiction: Anyone know if Hallmark carries a “Sorry I Fucked Your Dad” card? Because I’ve got a pretty pissed frat brother on my hands that probably wishes he had his old man stop after that third beer this Parents Weekend. Shit,
incorrect48quotes:Komorin: Mayuyu, are you sure about this?Mayuyu: Have I ever let you guys down?Komorin: All the time.Mayuyu: What?!Wasamin: You’re very unreliable…Komorin: It’s like one of the hallmarks of your personality.Mayuyu:
bryndonovan: I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.
dilfosaur: read the full comic!i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies
gemmacorrell: (via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com) Greetings card available from Hallmark.
plavapticica: bryndonovan: I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written. This is a card I would actually buyFunny, no scat humor, no age jokes or sexist jokes, not creepily sentimentalA+
theselfsufficientcrescent:A hallmark family moment.
sergeantsexface: breatherunlive: crazyintheeast: take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool: johnnyjoestarrelatable: hallmark movie woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me her black friend: you need
c86:Taken from a 1971 Hallmark calendar, 1970
hazydazee: “So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s
dumbass-bitch-disease: johnnyjoestarrelatable: hallmark movie woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me her black friend: you need a MAN woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering
super-affection: hustlerose: fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling
docsgeneralamusements: bryndonovan: I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written. I’m having “Majestic Bastard” added to my business card this morning!😜 Lol
mini-tuffs: hallmark should hire me. I’d make the cutest shark cards.
bmdit-trophy-boys-v2:Bulging biceps, perky pecs, awesome abs. The hallmarks of a successful trophy boy.
While plenty of America’s abandoned insane asylums offer spooky tours, overnight ghost hunts, and museums filled with the torturous relics of psychiatric history, there’s one defunct mental hospital in Ohio that cranks the creepy-factor
hyper-fauna: Tyresta, hällmarker in Sweden, Scandinavia. Photo by Claes Grundsten
vinylespassion:Hallmark, 1961.
thecommonchick: hallmark has no chill 😂😭 hallmark you dirty
thecivilwarparlor: Profile Portrait of Frederick Douglass c. 1858Daguerreotype, sixth plate, unknown makerThe Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, Gift of Hallmark Cards, Inc Frederick Douglass has been called the father of the civil rights movement. He rose
gahdamnpunk:Is this the..Hallmark cinematic universe??
theselfsufficientcrescent: A hallmark family moment.
Child Of Light is one of the best games of it’s type in existence. It features all of the hallmarks of gaming that tumblr is forever claiming are absent, wrapped up in lovely art/sound direction. It has a lovely story and endearing characters, so
wontonghoul: wontonghoul: ( ́ ◕◞ε◟◕`) knifeandlighter
dragonite-master: thecommonchick: hallmark has no chill 😂😭 Hallmark and chill 🌝
twshitlord: Tumblr can accurately identify Rachel Dolezal as a fraud, and denounce her speaking for black people when she isn’t one herself. Meanwhile, people who say that they are trans without the necessary hallmark of being transgender (ie dysphoria)
thecommonchick: hallmark has no chill 😂😭
kyloshipsreylo: I may shit on the goofy plots of hallmark movies until I am blue in the face, but I know damn well that if you switch out the main characters for my OTP and call it fanfiction my ass would be all over it
weaver-z:Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff
lazyyogi: just-shower-thoughts: There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?” This is an important distinction.
HALLMARK …Shot & Edited by Hollow2.5
