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Would worship. The metal garnishments really do it for me.This model also has these nice fingernails like the Valkyrie skins.
Green Appletini 2 oz vodka1 oz apple schnapps1 oz Midori melon liqueurSqueeze of lime juice Combine in a cocktail shaker with ice, give it a couple of good heave-ho’s and strain into a large cocktail glass; garnish with a thin slice of granny smith
FINGERFUCK FRIDAYS! With a tongue garnish.
malformalady: Native to Australia, the finger lime(Citrus australasica) is a rare rainforest tree from the Australian east coast. The finger lime holds globular juice vesicles which have been likened to a “lime caviar “, which can be used as a garnish
The look you have when friend of the court garnishes your check! Damn I gotta get back with that bitch.
-foodporn: Pink macaron garnished with white sesame seeds and filled with dark chocolate ganache. (by madlyinlovewithlife)
cocktailsbycody: And now I bring you the anticipated third installment of my ‘Disney Themed Cocktails’. This time around I really tried to push myself in terms of garnishes, and trying to represent the more abstract characters. But I had a lot of
obeys2str8: fagclitt: i was born to look at Men from a position of submission and inferiority faggots usually recognize an Alpha by His cock and balls, the rest is merely background or garnish to appetize the focal point of the fag’s existence—live
tsukikochan: Harry Potter butterbeer jello shots/jello shot wands. Ingredients: 1 cup creme soda. 2 envelopes plain gelatin. 1/3 cup vanilla Vodka. 2/3 cup butterscotch schnapps. Colored large crystal sugar for garnish, if desired. Directions: Pour
thepartyrehab: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Martini. Ingredients & Measurements: 2 1/2 oz. Reese’s Minis Infused Vodka (Recipe below) 4 oz. Milk 1 tsp Chocolate Syrup 4 mini Reese’s Cups (garnish) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Infused Vodka: 6
stunningpicture: This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..
bendmeover: (via Trash and Garnish « ponyXpress)
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cocktailspassion: MALIBU SUNSET Ingredients: 2 oz. Pineapple Juice 2 oz. Orange Juice 2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum Grenadine Maraschino cherries for garnishing Pineapple and orange slices for garnishing Preparation: Add ice to glass. Add juice, Malibu, and
yummyinmytumbly: “The Over-the-Top Bloody Mary”
Aaaaaand someone wanted Horte Cuisine serving up a plate o’ balls with a healthy garnish of jizz so have that too~
Bourbon gummi bears, because you know I need the fanciest garnishes for my boulevardiers.
theshittyfoodblog:Wine glass full of Mac and cheese garnished with two dinosaur chicken nuggets.
archiemcphee: Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys. The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one
My University is basically robbing me and I’ve got 20 days until my wages are garnished {Updated Post!!}
empiremixology: Empire’s Sunday Funday Recipe The Cake Batter Martini Ingredients: 3 oz. Three Olives Cake Vodka 3 oz. White Creme de Cacao 2 oz. Amaretto 2 oz. heavy whipping cream 1 oz. Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur Garnish with sprinkles Directions:
vonnix: Raw blueberry banana tarts Makes 6 servingsIngredients for the crust: 1/3c raw walnuts 3 Medjool dates, pits removedIngredients for the filling: 1 medium banana 1/3c fresh blueberries (+ extra to garnish) ¼ tsp vanilla powder 2 tsp maple
peoplemask: geardrops: stunningpicture: This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish.. brooklyn you need to calm down i’m going to have nightmares
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food-porn-diary: I made deviled eggs with a garden pea and avocado mash, watercress and aragula garnish on mediterranean tomato bread. [OC][1080x759]
enlightxn: tipsybartender: ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ BAILEYS KOKO Baileys Oreos French Vanilla Ice Cream Blend with Ice Garnish Hershey Chocolate INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @six8bartends
flostress: Mel had always known that her neighbor Anna would make a lovely roast. Only problem was that now that she had the plump blond trussed and stuffed in front of her, she just couldn’t decide what to use as a garnish. Good thing that dear Anna
gallusrostromegalus: theshittyfoodblog: Wine glass full of Mac and cheese garnished with two dinosaur chicken nuggets. What a fucking mood though.
hellotailor: samjohnssonvt: hellotailor: leupagus: third-and-blue: Principles of criminal law It’s probably wrong that I’m more impressed by the book flip than I am by the K.O. no, no, that’s perfectly reasonable. i luv violence-garnish.
krismukai: kylefewell: sachinteng: 30 Day Challenge // Day 23 // Something That Makes You Happy I’ve learned how to cook since I moved out to California. It’s therapeutic. And delicious~ I garnish everything with a fried egg, and I never regret
thewonderfulwizardofass: don’t repost/edit without my permission firsti’m really enjoying this “stephen universe” everyone’s been hype about lately. pear and garnish are my favourites
humming-fly:ruinsofxerxes:I hate this. There’s no salad in sight. Which means he’s eating the fucking garnish. Why’d he do that why has armstrong decided to feed al cutlery
did-you-kno: Other examples: fix - restore, castrate flog - criticize harshly, promote aggressively garnish - enhance (e.g., food), curtail (e.g., wages) Source
cracked: Animals are idiots. If they weren’t, they wouldn’t keep blundering into our stomachs. Sure, some are smarter than others, like dogs and dolphins, and we tend to prefer to teach them to do humiliating tricks rather than garnish our plates,
acocktailmoment: Smokin’ Head Caesar, Recipe courtesy Crystal Head Vodka2 oz. Crystal Head Vodka5 oz. Clamato (Caesar) or tomato juice (Bloody Mary)dash of Worcestershire saucedash of hot saucedash of liquid smokeIngredients for rim garnish:1⁄4
itsaboutwhatyouredoing: DIY APPLE CIDER CUPS What you will need:Paring KnifeLarge Spoon or Melon BallerLarge ApplesLemon JuiceApple Cider Garnish Options: Cinnamon sticks, whole cloves, allspice, or star anise. Instructions:On a cutting board, begin
colleenrants: MST3K Drinks: Giant Hickey (Attack of the Giant Leeches non-alcoholic) 1 cup of frozen blackberries 6 oz. of lemonaide Puree together in a blender, garnish with a blackberry
thechainrule: A little squirt to garnish the dish.
blackgirlsreverything: fixin2shavemister: blackgirlsreverything: Futures fans = bitter baby daddies 😂 The wage garnished side of the internet will always show their collective asses in support of Future. ^^^
magictransistor: Max Ernst, The Gramineous Bicycle Garnished with Bells the Dappled Fire Damps and the Echinoderms Bending the Spine to Look for Caresses. Collage et dessin. 1921.
countess-amdapor: varae-ver-you-are: matovilka: matovilkaeats: A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is named in honor
sleepyshibe: My depression cocktail: 1 part hatred for everything 1 part general apathy Mix well with generous amounts of misanthropy and anxiety. Add a splash of hopelessness and garnish wish a smoking addiction.
explodinglobsters: G’T - pine wood infused gin, herbal tonic water, topped with butterfly pea tea ( hence the colour ) garnished with lime slices or frozen berries+flowers
archiemcphee: Japanese artist Gaku turns fruit and vegetables into intricate works of awesome edible art. Drawing from the traditional Japanese art of decorative garnishing known as Mukimono, Gaku carves beautiful ornamental patterns, often inspired
drinksfordrinkers: Nutella Melt 4 c whole milk ¼ c nutella pinch salt 6 oz Frangelico 1 c heavy cream, chilled ¼ c confectioner’s sugar 2 tsp instant espresso powder ¼ c toasted hazelnuts, chopped, for garnish toasted coconut flakes,
foodiebliss: Garlic Roasted Red PotatoesSource: Garnish & Glaze Where food lovers unite.
sachinteng: 30 Day Challenge // Day 23 // Something That Makes You Happy I’ve learned how to cook since I moved out to California. It’s therapeutic. And delicious~ I garnish everything with a fried egg, and I never regret it.
uxzehjwiwxtrueit: 1 lump of sugar 1.5 teaspoons of fresh orange juice 1 teaspoon of lime juice 1.5 oz of bourban 1 oz of carbonated water 1 ice cube garnish with orange and lime
thelionsalwaysdie: goesinmybutt: Honnouji Academy Elite Four Regalia MKII: Four Generals Grand Garnish So badass.
chocolateshoes: I seriously don’t understand late fees. It’s like “Hey can’t afford to pay your bill? Welp, we’ll just make it more and more expensive every day you can’t pay it. Then we’ll garnish your wages so you can’t afford to
badfoodnetworkpuns: Chef Jet Tila made fun of this guy’s garnish and then Alton put it in his pocket
sidneyia: countess-amdapor: varae-ver-you-are: matovilka: matovilkaeats: A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is
ganymedesrocks: acrosscenturiesandgenerations:▪Plate with Grotesques. Culture: Italian Place of origin: Venice, Veneto, Italy Date: ca. 1540 - 1560 Medium: Tin-glazed earthenware I better pull myself into the kitchen to see plates garnished with some
bisexual-alexandrite: I made my first tag urself Stevie & Garnish
sixpenceeeblog: I Trained Crows To Bring Me Quarters By reddit user LeoDuhVinci In college, I struggled to make ends meet. Most of my meals consisted nearly entirely of ramen noodles, garnished with a scrambled egg if my finances were stronger
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