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Super crab [video]
But baby, you taste so *good* with melted butter …
Take us to your leader (march of the Soldier Crabs, Fraser Coast, Australia)
Just wait ’til you get home
Let me infest you with my love
Save me a leg
I…. would have died. GAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
tomatomagica: sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle good old crungle
drinking-tea-at-midnight: crab-nebula: druganaut: snommelp: becausedragonage: snommelp: pochowek: every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor” Funny enough, shrimp and grits
the-best-of-funny: googlevideos: onetitwonder: the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne x
…. Im kinda scared…
… what the actual fuck…?
lol That escalated quickly…
Just imagining… “I got crabs from a big sandy dick while on vacation.”
Oh Tumblr…
I love Tumblr…
eatthekidsfirst: animals-riding-animals: crab riding crab TO BATTLE
I can’t for the life of me remember why I named this crab “This Is My Fight” but I’m sure it was really funny at the time
Rum & Red Bull - Sebastian the Crab zomg this is so funny they timed the voices and actions perfectly :)
sallystageplay: 2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle
isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:savedgame:isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv:Crabs deserve voting rights too I thinkhow will they tap the screen with clawsYou’re so ignorant it’s not even funny
yuumei-art: More from my glass animals series~Funny story, when I was looking up references for hermit crabs, I saw some photos of man-made transparent shells for these lil guys. What a surreal world we live in :D Art imitates life imitates art imitates
thatfunnyblog: Just a man walking his crab. Funny Stuff you like?
sarcasmrulestheworld: jparadox: thecutestofthecute: slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand The funny thing is right when i saw this post the EXACT song started playing christmas bell christmas
thecutestofthecute: slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand The funny thing is right when i saw this post the EXACT song started playing
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds