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“The fire burns the wick Tender and calm the wind blows the flame Causing such alarm.” Model: Jacs Fishburne
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Wasabi Alarm The scent of wasabi is said to be strong enough to wake the dead, and a team of Japanese scientists have discovered that description is only one word out: the Wasabi Fire Alarm has been invented to wake deaf people in the event of a fire.
eloquentlyerotic: secretphreakguy: eloquentlyerotic: Honey, let’s roleplay tonight. You be the firehouse and I’ll slide down your pole… I think the fire alarm just sounded… Coming down then….
sir-z: kajkelli: sadismisbeautiful: boundtightly: - boundtightly Bound on the school steps. Time to go pull the fire alarm. a career with Cirque du Soleil awaits her, if … Score: 8 So elegant
bottleparadise: me ft. door hook and fire alarm
headoverthighs: Thanks you for not locking these on this morning with your little brass locks before you left for the office. It’s hard to clean with them buckled like this, but I’m trying. I do need to be able to unclip them in case the fire alarm
When the fire alarm went off at school
four-alarm-symphony:He’s hot. I mean, not ‘hood and zip ties in a CIA safe house with ten hours to kill’ hot, but…
broccloi: today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all”
lovely-lauren17: when the fire alarm goes off during a stream… it’s probably just because of gunk in the oven.
urban-plushie: Literally shakingThe fire alarm just went off at my apartment and it wouldn’t turn off. I’m so freaked I wet myself out of stress. I’m still shaking too.I had to call the apartment because it wouldn’t turn off and they said they’d
annemarina: annemarina: the fire alarm is going off but im gonna assume that my brother just burned some food
rudeho: i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen
mjalti: good thoughts: solar power bad thoughts: Yzma (main character of Emperors New Groove fame) shouting PULL THE LEVER KRONK everytime I pass by a fire alarm
carrotcakebanditdoodles: quick someone pull the fire alarm also, my first semi successful attempt at drawing on one layer ; n ;
rootifying: Shoot: Poems (II/?) ↪ “they said we got on like a house on fire”
just-shower-thoughts: I have never once heard a fire alarm and thought “there must be a fire.”
annemarina:annemarina: the fire alarm is going off but im gonna assume that my brother just burned some food
cartoontees: this other time in the eighth grade there was a fire alarm so the teacher marched us out onto the front lawn and we waited there for like three minutes and we were all like ”what the heck where is the rest of the people in this darn 2400
I just had a delightful time hanging out with my apartment complex? The neighbor upstairs set off the fire alarm accidentally, so we all chatted outside until the alarm stopped. I mentioned my rats and everyone freaked out when they found out their
To make my life not so boring at work, we got a fire alarm this morning. \o/ (No one was hurt, there wasn’t any smoke/fire, but still a pretty damn nice reason to go outside and have a smoke. 8’D)
ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at
aqueerkettleofish: oreoambitions: oreoambitions: Today’s gay disaster: So two firefighters came into my store this morning. Now, we get firefighters in the store once in a while, probably because our complex is perpetually setting off the fire alarm,
Ohh my god I’m trying to sleep but there’s some alarm blaring outside that is so loud I can still hear it pretty clearly even with the window shut. It’s been going on for at least 10 hours nonstop and I expected someone to have dealt
littlehighschoolthings: I dunno about your schools, but ours are all disorganized. If you can find your friends, your life is that much greater. oh god when i was still in high school the fire alarms would go off so many times to the point where no
iggycat: Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU
princess-passion-flower: hardfemme-kitten-cat: princess-passion-flower: ultrafacts: (Fact Source+info) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Wow I never even thought about how fire alarms are not assessable for certain people disabilities. Really goes
laurbaurbaby: Finallyyyy in bed after a day full of quizzes, studying, starting my paper (Im a procrastinator) and 3 too many fire alarms. Gotta wake up in a couple of hours to finish my paper! Good night!(:
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
mikestacey: Don’t smoke in bed kids. And not in hotel rooms with fire alarms.Model: Ivy-Rose RavenSo many great shots to come from this set. HMUA: Burton YuenCamera assist: GIAN Styling
cupofmadtoeat: [bonus] Hello!Welcome to undersuperstore!! Remember to bring your umbrella!because Grillby,one of our clerk always make the fire alarm ring and then the whole store is wet.
taylorswift: A fire alarm is going off in the stadium and we don’t know what to do.
sevenfivetwo: a continuation of the alternate route to the infamous oikuro college au where instead of being dorm roommates, they’re neighbors at an apartment complex!! this time we got the good ol’ fire alarm as our plot device (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
ladyshinga: in honor of us turning on our heater for the first time this season and setting off the fire alarm, i made a meme
lyonnnss: thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come
becausebirds: Kestrel sounds like fire alarm.
jellocum: thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come
jaclcfrost: i’ve always wanted to get in a food fight or pull a fire alarm i do not know why but the urge is always there
thetardiswillcomeforme: OK SO MY FIRE ALARM JUST WENT OFF BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER BURNED SOME TOAST BUT I DIDNT KNOW THAT SO NOW MY PARENTS ARE IN HYSTERICS LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY COMPUTER AND ITS CHARGER IN MY ARMS MY FIRST THOUGHT
cartoontees:this other time in the eighth grade there was a fire alarm so the teacher marched us out onto the front lawn and we waited there for like three minutes and we were all like ”what the heck where is the rest of the people in this darn 2400
Our building tests the fire alarms once a month which is excellent but you’d think that after having a literal fire happen in someone’s apartment last night that they would have cancelled today’s tests lmaoWe all know it works after
valentinavertiz: stripper-queen: 🚨 The fire alarm went off and the fire fighters did not even think it was funny when a stripper yelled, “oh thanks for ordering these strippers for me.” I met @stripper-queen tonight ayye
deathbyspaceglam: hellyeahthomassanders: Sound the Alarm 📢 by Thomas Sanders (fire alarm noises)Leo: (running up the stairs) FIRE! THERE’S A-Thomas: (pauses alarm) I saw a spider. (continues alarm, pointing at the spider)
peitonsplace: deathbyspaceglam: hellyeahthomassanders: Sound the Alarm 📢 by Thomas Sanders (fire alarm noises) Leo: (running up the stairs) FIRE! THERE’S A- Thomas: (pauses alarm) I saw a spider. (continues alarm, pointing at the spider)
shittyidea: Check to see if your fire alarm works by setting your house on fire
just-shower-thoughts: The years spent in school practicing fire drills has only prepared me to treat every fire alarm as if it was just a drill
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
godperson: pullin a fire alarm is like snitchin on a fire
fischotterkunst:my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm. obviously at first the fire alarm sent them
So the fire alarm went off today. We had to leave the he dorms and a fire truck came.
The fire alarm in my complex just went off but it was literally a false alarm Jeeeeesus
![cupofmadtoeat: [bonus] Hello!Welcome to undersuperstore!! Remember to bring your umbrella!because Grillby,one of our clerk always make the fire alarm ring and then the whole store is wet.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c501e62434a7309a87f717c2d176b25a/tumblr_o4jmaynKiv1tqbx3lo1_250.jpg)
