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exeggcute: fuck I love weird al
exeggcute: this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield i know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you
exeggcute: the joke is on you I love being rickrolled and I love 80s one-hit wonders
exeggcute:the L on his hat stands for Lesbian
exeggcute: jolenemp3: amy klobuchar dropping out one day after pete like love that this is how I found out klobuchar dropped out
exeggcute: when I was a kid my dad would sometimes make breakfast ham from one of those round cuts of meat and he’d take care to cut off the ham rind in one continuous piece, so it was like one giant ring, and then he’d call over our dog and make
exeggcute:“claims to be pro life / dies anyway” is truly the gift that keeps on giving. we can get endless mileage out of it. thank you to whoever concocted this perfect little phrase and thank you especially to antonin scalia for setting
exeggcute: a classic rageomega thatfatwhiteguy mattroid7 b-boyleroy dumbledorethedragonborn
exeggcute: the L on his hat stands for Lesbian
exeggcute: I kinda regret drawing this one
exeggcute: the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
exeggcute: this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you
exeggcute: tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct
exeggcute:there is something very funny about people on here who try to cultivate these edgy aloof personas as if they haven’t taken up residence in the virtual equivalent of a mcdonald’s playplace
exeggcute:thegestianpoet:news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake I think reddit’s html is like if you ttype something in between asterisks it italicizes the text so like, even better, steve buscemi almost definitely
exeggcute: beesmygod: we live in the absolute worst cyberpunk future this is the fucking weirdest sentence you could possibly construct
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
liltinyswampthing: This is fucking terrifying
exeggcute:a classic
exeggcute: how is supernatural still on like how many seasons of farm boy ghostbusters does the world have to endure
exeggcute:I thought most sensible people had come to a consensus that stereotypes, particularly (but not exclusively) “negative” stereotypes, are almost always created by dominant forces as a means of describing marginalized groups (with the
exeggcute:the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
exeggcute:the joke is on you I love being rickrolled and I love 80s one-hit wonders
exeggcute: also seriously why is the onus on third-party voters or non-voters when the real people at fault here are the ones voting for this new hyperconservative republican candidate in the first place
exeggcute: A surly English overseer is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy wet day. An Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going. “You don’t look to me,” says the supervisor, “as
exeggcute: straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of
exeggcute: this is the fifth result on youtube for “safety dance”
exeggcute: thegestianpoet: news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake I think reddit’s html is like if you ttype something in between asterisks it italicizes the text so like, even better, steve buscemi almost
exeggcute: exeggcute: exeggcute: about to get on a company-wide zoom call dressed like this because they told us to “dress up in whatever costumes we have lying around.” wish me luck the person below me is our HR manager. only like five out of seventy
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
exeggcute: felt cute so I took a selfie. might delete later
exeggcute:when you reach driftveil city (source)
exeggcute:if your main concern regarding fifty shades of grey is that it tarnishes the good name of “real bsdm” then maybe your priorities are off
exeggcute: just typed “assthma” into google by mistake so that’s nice
exeggcute: all of these calarts students are showing us the films they made for their final projects but are any of them on the same level as colin’s bear
exeggcute: a classic
exeggcute: “What would Morrissey do?” cry, probably
exeggcute: I’m choosing to read this like an alignment chart in which case new wave would be true neutral
exeggcute: you, an intellectual: friends with benefits me, a simpleton: 😂😂
exeggcute:when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting
exeggcute: chefboyardeezie: it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time almost two years now
exeggcute:exeggcute:not to be overly serious (lol) but if you’re mad about these stupid new “"safe mode”“ changes on tumblr’s iOS app you need to be directing your energy towards apple because, realistically speaking,
