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mirkwoodest:Argonath… the gate of kings.
johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:help girl i’m lengthwise in the suez canalgirl help i’m blocking international trade
swan2swan:icarus-in-fl1ght:duncanhynes: duncanhynes: uncle-jingo: tramampoline:swan2swan:sainamoonshine:swan2swan:All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container
ratliker1917:You know what? Fuck this (GETS MY FAT ASS STUCK IN THE SUEZ CANAL AND BLOCKS 10% OF GLOBAL SEAFARING COMMERCE)
lizardsister:genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen
altruistic-meme:a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
chaoticgouda:shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the
bloodsky:rip james flint youd have loved the ship stuck in the suez canal disrupting global maritime trade
girlbookwrm:Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?
:Attention everyone, the ship is stuck in the ball pit, I repeat the ship is stuck in the ball pit
lizardsister:truly think the ship stuck in the Suez Canal debacle is what we All needed. they say disasters really bring people together and here’s one that doesn’t actually involve the death of anyone. we just get to watch an absolute fuck
a-treatise-on-velociraptors:your ship may be problematic but is it blocking the suez canal
hello-ello-ello:I arrive at the Suez CanalCargo: loadedDick: doodledBoat: horizontalDespite the best efforts of the international community, I cannot be forcibly removed from the Suez Canal.
oopsabird:oopsabird:rpepperpotshipssciencebros:oopsabird:oopsabird:my favourite new arrival today to the Suez Canal party is this incredibly conspicuous Russian warship labelled as an oil tanker that’s just anchored amongst the stranded cargo ships.
jimtheviking: 1) As a former sailor here’s my hot take on the stuck boat in the Suez. I’m actually in admiration of the skill of whoever did this. They managed a crash in one of the busiest water ways and all they damaged was a wall. No lives lost.
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
fantasmalresplendent:when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like “wow that sucks I guess,” but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like
heliophile-oxon:frightfullytreeish:ponyregrets:imagine your otp stuck on a boat together because of the situation at the Suez Canal 🥰 oh my god there was only one trade route There was only one trade route! Oh. Oh.
ninelanterns:
initiala:none of this would have happened to Boaty McBoatface
deluxetrashqueen:persephinae:Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
chickadeeeees:the guy getting the ship stuck in the suez canal: “maybe no one is paying attention” everyone on earth:
even-in-arcadia:
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foundbysara:look,,, I have no explanation for this, but I’m also not sorryNEVERGIVENUP (orange) | sarajea’s Artist Shop
thegreenpea: The Evergiven has done more to dismantle capitalism than anyone could
Woa! What IS this place!?
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thewickedonee:
drummergirl1701:Really appreciate the foreshadowing we got with the sea shanty tiktok trend earlier this season, really ties in the modern use of the Cape route, 10/10
seecarrun:https://istheshipstillstuck.comIs this ship still stuck?Oh my god.
turboalienjesus-deactivated2021:I thought the whole Suez Canal thing was funny but I just learned it’s costing the global elite 9.6B/day AND NOW IT’S HILARIOUS
illusionoftheliving:
gayrazacrew:Happy Passover to everyone at the Suez Canal haha
funnytwittertweets:
skenpiel:skenpiel: can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined
somecunttookmyurl:rudjedet: somecunttookmyurl: how long before chuck tingle writes suez canal erotica
fandomsandfeminism:fandomsandfeminism:alicesobscurity:fandomsandfeminism:Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened
welcome2myadventure:Favorite so far
stillwaitingformagic:Update: there are 53 fics now!! The number nearly doubled overnight!!
manywinged:manywinged:so it turns out it was a boat trapped in the suez canal but my theory was correct
sparklyspock:angrywall:OH. MY GOD.
deadpanwalking:kendallroy-deactivated20210425:what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck
americachavez:so they unstuck the boat
asimovsideburns:kelp-kelp:memewhore:
noctswife: me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youllyou’ll have to you gottablock the suez canal
manywinged:
humanstein:Forever stuck in my heart.
the-opal-essence:The captain of the Ever Given explaining what happened: Pirate King: Now how we ended up here, 'Tis a dire and dreadful talePirate #1: The kind to leave the meanest rogue A-pukin’ o'er the railPirate #2: So fateful, so accursedPirate
astriiformes:astriiformes:So are we all ready to contend with the fact that, if they get the boat unstuck in the next week, it will be a momentous event allowing passage through a waterway in Egypt……. during Passover CHAG SAMEACH EVERYBODY
omghotmemes: not this shit again
tinylilemrys:*david attenborough voice*safe in the knowledge that the canal is protected from any intruders, it’s finally time for the young to feed
chatterghosts:judeiscariot:HELLO??@anti-kalvin-club DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
beesnutz:
deez-no-relation:one-time-i-dreamt:mittensmorgul:eregyrn-falls:xx-rayne-or-shine-xx:bloodsnail:one-time-i-dreamt:one-time-i-dreamt:not a dreamWHEN YOU GOOGLE EVER GIVEN, YOU GET A FLOATING BOATIE ON YOUR SCREENTHE FACT THAT I HAD TO SCREEN RECORD THIS,
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hera-the-something:juyeonms:oh no… oh no no no no no non
copperbadge:The real tragedy wrought by the Ever Given’s accident is still unfolding.[Description: An image of the Ever Given cargo barge in the distance; the image is tagged “Suez Canal”. The headline beneath it reads “UK facing garden gnome
fraseris:i miss the ever given being stuck in the suez canal so much i almost started crying
ndiecity:please please ohhhh my god please please please please please please please please please please
