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theladybeeblog: Second euphemism of the week:Some days Lady Bee just can’t help feeling perky. This 19 year old boytoy wants to fuck Lady Bee!
genius euphemisms for female masturbation ;)
A Dictionary of Obscenity, Taboo and Euphemism by James McDonald (Sphere, 1992).From a charity shop in Sherwood.
merkiplier: Amnesia: A Coward’s Debt [x] “Get to the third floor, eh? Is that a euphemism?”
When your little daughter asked your wife, “mommy, does the dark man wants to hurt the woman or the other man?” and she said, “no, sweetheart, he is just learning that if he doesn’t know how to dance, her wife may find some other
littlelimpstiff14u2: No, it’s not a euphemism ! or slang ! un monito /*u*
euphemize: measles
euphemize: bominslag (bomb explosion) by cas oorthuys, taken in 1941 during the nazi occupation of the netherlands, overlaid with the same corner in modern day.
sublimecock: 11/ ‘Fucked in the ass. Fucked in the ass. Fucked in the ass.’ I repeated those words to myself three times, vowing to drop from my vocabulary all euphemisms for what I had just agreed I wanted my roommate to do to me. Technical
trapdragon: Fresh faced. If “Fresh-faced” was a euphemism for alcohol- and male puberty ravaged- skin.
Bleach characters' euphemisms for having sex
More of my little friend. He really needs larger company. Soon.
Our secretary must not have gotten the job, because she’s back with an improved CV. Wait. That was supposed to be a euphemism. Butts.
katrinacdprincess: Shemale Yum - Brittany JaneI would LOVE to take Brittany out to the ball game. I was just thinking about throwing my bat in her on-deck circle, which is of course, a euphemism for fucking her in the ass…Oh, and since we are talking
fuckyeahmodernfamily: “Yeah. Our kids walked in on us. We were, as they say, having sex.”“That’s not a euphemism Phil, that’s exactly what we were doing; having sex. In front of our children.”“Well they weren’t there when we started.”“No.”“In
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey Indeed he is captain, marshmallow matey, I should know.
The Pocket Guide To Vaginal Euphemisms & Their Meanings
randyslashtoons: Whenever Jughead wants a burger, Archie is there to put his meat between Jughead’s buns.I mean, he fucks Jughead. In the ass. Just to be clear. Archie puts his erect penis into Jughead’s anus. I’m not good at making sex euphemisms.
ilikeforyoutobestill: desalle: Photo by Bob Freund. Sudbury, MA Homage to Edward Weston’s Peppers, which could a euphemism…but actually isn’t.
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
thefrogman: Heck is a euphemism for hell. It was first used in the late 1800s. It was never associated with fuck. At all. Ever. The only time heck and fuck will be mixed is when I say, “Why the fuckin’ heck would you believe this?” The leading
adverbadjective: One of the most sobering things Marx wrote, in my opinion, is the inevitability of Capitalism to collapse. In the US, we see a pattern of rise and collapse. Economists use the euphemism “bull and bear markets.” Richard Wolff breaks
saltwaterandink: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if
Class…Style….Professionalism are all euphemisms for the only word that counts…..“capable”
I’m using your lewdness wich makes you read sexy captions to teach you some stuff about ancient Rome. The first five parts are more or less accurate representations of the sexual customs of empirial upperclass Romans, except that the euphemisms “scabbard”
callistoponi: “I’m sorry for dipping my finger into your marinara sauce” sounds like a naughty euphemism rather than a literal event. So I accidentally dipped my finger into my wife’s marinara sauce and a second after I apologized
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and do
chescaleigh: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized
attack-on-social-skills replied to your post: “Do the diddly-doo” It’s a euphemism for frick frack.
I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and do a lot more thinking
wearerewire: We’ve never relied on euphemism and we never will.
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About
copperbadge: kiralamouse: gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play
corvid-420: Since learning about some of the details behind Breonna Taylor’s late-night murder by pigs, it’s important to remember that “plain-clothes officer” is an American euphemism for secret police.
arandomthot: “good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism
corvid-420:Since learning about some of the details behind Breonna Taylor’s late-night murder by pigs, it’s important to remember that “plain-clothes officer” is an American euphemism for secret police.
euphemisms: indeed. Man,everything leads to the darkside to that prune faced old nigga.
euphemize: thom browne s/s ‘11
euphemisms: she’s flawless
eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong
euphemize: untitled by noirsociety via flickr
euphemize: mouse, roger ballen
eupheme: 1st of Jan 2013! :)
euphemize: Willem de Kooning
euphemisms: Miranda Kerr
euphemisms: Emily Ratajkowski
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