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equalistmako: flavoracle: shorewall: equalistmako: this dude walked up to the desk and went “I just saw a cat with only one eye!” and before I could even react to that he continued with “…because I covered my other eye with my hand” &&
equalistmako: equalistmako: Azula had the most Big Dick Energy in all of A:TLA and nothing any of you jerks say will convince me otherwise i’ve been convinced otherwise
equalistmako: equalistmako: the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
equalistmako: kanthia: equalistmako: someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~ me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time me, sipping coffee from a “world’s okayest mom”
equalistmako:
equalistmako: equalistmako: it’s been 10 whole years and i still have no idea what homestuck is about anyway bye gotta jump back to safety
equalistmako: equalistmako: my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon” yes, grandma
equalistmako: equalistmako: spin-off series where Mako and Lin grumpily solve mysteries and fight crime together yes!
equalistmako: equalistmako: [war flashbacks] #NeverForgive #NeverForget
equalistmako: allthegoodurlsarewasted: equalistmako: equalistmako: the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment??? *narrows eyes*
equalistmako: damianmcgintleman: equalistmako: every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds
equalistmako: teejay-kay: equalistmako: The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: celebrating the holidays after korra’s over like chillin’ at the beach after korra’s over like going to the bathroom after korra’s over like
equalistmako: equalistmako: I’m laughing because an IGN reviewer gave the LoK game a super low rating and basically said he “wouldn’t recommend it to true fans” and like listen up buddy I don’t know what your definition of a ‘true fan’
equalistmako: equalistmako: THIS FIGHT IS SO HARD TO WATCH … unless you pause it and pretend they’re having an epic dance battle…
equalistmako: equalistmako:au where everthing is the same but naga is shrek
equalistmako: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
equalistmako: equalistmako: I honestly have no idea how those “delivery instructions” boxes are meant to be used but I’m still about 80% sure I’m doing it wrong he was like “i’m sorry i haven’t seen that show in years”
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: I’m going to infect the world T H E W O R L D H A S J O I N E D M E I N H E L L
equalistmako: equalistmako: I love how Korra naturally has a smile that leaves everyone who sees it breathless but then like… the second she tries to force a smile, all she can manage is some sort of expression that makes it look like she’s holding
equalistmako: allthegoodurlsarewasted: equalistmako: equalistmako: the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment??? *narrows eyes* Hahaha
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: what the heck is this cat app everyone keeps talking about wow i sure am having fun sitting in this empty yard [quiet gasp] i have been Chosen
equalistmako replied to your post: OKAY JUST DOWNLOADED BOTH PARTS FROM THAT… I HOPE YOU WERE CAREFUL. THAT WAS MEGAVIDEO. I scanned the files andnow if i ca the anitvirus said it was okay, gotta see what will happen now, ill sacn again after
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: somEONE ATE HALF OF MY SANDWICH I think the thing I’m most angry about is that they just ate half of it like… if you’re gonna being a festering cheese-filled ballsac of a human being and steal someone’s
equalistmako: M Y P A C K A G E F I N A L L Y C A M E
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: GUYs. DAVID FAUSTINO HAS PROCREATED. LISTEN, listen that means one day a kid is going to potentially be able to point at Mako on the TV screen and go “that’s my daddy!” hA h A A N o #stop
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