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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/09/07/kitty-leroux-finds-out-why-it-is-good-to-fuck-an-emt/Kitty_LeRoux was just asked if she knows why it is good to fuck an EMT. (That is an Emergency Medical Technician, in case you were wondering about the abbreviatio
diaryof-alittleswitch: drugs-music-sex:emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. No fucking joke. Tell the EMT. Don’t fucking lie. They are literally trying to save your stupid ass from whatever you took.
emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
thatoneantifemchick: yourcurrentcrush: geiszlerrs: corgabe: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. Yo some more helpful tips from another EMT! 1) Its illegal for an EMT to report certain personal information to
shezzablue: missmindicarriesbaby5: jesseproch: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points. I really
emt-monster:Listen to your body. Not everybody recognizes how stress feels.
lacigreen: shezzablue: missmindicarriesbaby5: jesseproch: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these
tumblinwithdesty: militiamedic: jesseproch: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points. As an
emt-rj: I’m so excited for this fucking movie.
EMT Fans
thisisdelia:emt-rj:I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re
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emt-squidward: sixpenceee: A view from inside the boys gymnasium at Henryville High School as the March 2, 2012 EF-4 tornado takes a direct hit. first the lights go out, then the party starts
emt-rj: I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly
emt-monster: Helmets.
crablouse: geiszlerrs: corgabe: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. Yo some more helpful tips from another EMT! 1) Its illegal for an EMT to report certain personal information to other non-medical professionals.
emt-monster: Anatomy nesting dolls by artist Jason Levesque
emt-monster: We’re ALL going to die!(When I’m in that kind of mood, and the patient asks “Am I going to die?”)
emt-monster: Craniopagus parasiticus Craniopagus parasiticus is a condition in which a child is born with a parasitic extra head from their unborn twin. There have only been ten cases of it in documented history, with only three surviving birth. In
emt-monster: Blackout and Battle’s sign A man went to the doctor with hearing loss and a sensation of fullness in the ear. He had a bruise under the left ear, but denied any history of head injury. CT scan revealed a fracture of the temporal bone
emt-monster: contingent-dreams: lunar-raspberry: “And what do we say to death?”“Not today.” “The fuck out my face” “Talk to the hand mothafuckah!”
emt-monster: Healed head injuries from sword blows (meaning they survived the injury) The bones are from around the 1200’s and were found at an abbey from the middle ages here. Top picture: Male, 25-45 years. Healed lesion (non-fatal) on the left
emt-monster: valdanderthal: emt-monster: Fatal head injuries from the middle ages The bones are from around the 1200’s and were found at an abbey here. Top picture: Male, 25-35 years. Four lesions, at least one of them fatal: 1) Large fatal penetrating
emt-monster:cluelessmedic:Femoral Head Dislocation to Scrotum33 year old male admitted following motorcycle accidenthard swollen bluish scrotum and externally rotated shortened left leg CT showed dislocated left hip, trochanteric left femoral fracture
emt-monster: Humerus fracture. It’s not funny. (Well maybe a little bit) Source: lifeinthefastlane
emt-monster: Broken collarbone / clavicle fracture Source: lifeinthefastlane
emt-monster: Compartment syndrome (or “muscular claustrophobia”) is a swelling of the tissue inside a compartment, resulting in compromised circulation. Treatment is to relieve pressure, in this case by fasciotomy. Source: lifeinthefastlane
emt-monster: futurecristinayang: stethingdave: Totally cool…. This is so fucking cool oh my god Reblogging again. You know why.
emt-monster: nurse-on-duty: Ectopia cordis It’s a congenital malformation in which the heart is abnormally located either partially or totally outside of the thorax. The ectopic heart can be found along a spectrum of anatomical locations, including
emt-monster: Different body types for different sports.Source: Ebaums World
emt-monster: Patient: “My blood pressure was like 181/100 while walking up the stairs! And when I lie down on the side it’s 105/65. That’s serious, right?” Me: I’m confiscating your BP-monitor.
emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. Always reblog. Have fun, but stay safe!
emt-monster: Sun induced ageing This gentleman is 69 years old, but half of his face appears much older. He had been a trucker for 28 years, and the left side of his face received more sunlight which resulted in premature aging. Premature aging due to
emt-monster: Ma’am please. If your brow is not the least sweaty, your pulse is 61 and you are casually smalltalking, your sprained ankle is not an eight out of ten.
emt-monster: gaymedic: fredopayne: Funny… “That looks bad. You should call someone. Like 911.” I always say “NO, I faint at the sight of blood!” And they all look at me in utter confusion; it’s the funniest shit ever.
emt-monster: Can we please get a fire house cat too? Source: Buzzfeed You can follow Carlow and Boogie on Instagram.
emt-monster: Jawbreaker!
emt-monster: EMS women! Woot woot! Bless you women 🚑🏥🏪
emt-monster: I’m intrigued, how do you guys explain the worst pain possible to the “ten-for-an-ingrown-hair-type-patients”? Lol
emt-monster: Police officers play with Syrian children at the Danish border This made my night
Snow day? Yea okay still have to work. #emt #ambulancesuck #4x4iwish #snowday
Fuck snow-days !!! #emt #ems #ambulance #itsablizzardouthere
emt-monster: Surface of the brain. www.anatomybox.com
emt-monster: By Eleanor Beth Haswell Source
