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eljackinton: Back in the day…
eljackinton: chadboseman: TV MEME REVISITED: 8 CHARACTERS JOHN LUTHER: “The man is nitroglycerin.” Idris always gets a reblog.
eljackinton: My entire life. Oh you!
eljackinton: likeafieldmouse: Tom Gill - Frozen Lighthouses on Lake Michigan (2013) Seriously though, this shit is fucked up.
eljackinton: Words cannot describe… Dat grimace!
eljackinton: daphneashbrook: tennantbutt: hipsteremopants: This is the Eighth Doctor. He is frequently ignored by most of the Whovians for being the Doctor in the lame 1996 movie (which really isn’t as lame as people say). He is also ignored because
eljackinton: Tom AND Mandragora AND Portmerion always get a reblog.
eljackinton: daphneashbrook: Sylvester always makes me laugh! I never know what he’s going to do next. That’s a given. But I always know I will laugh. Thank you… View Post When he said he was a master with the spoons I didn’t know what to
eljackinton: juliedillon: Goddamn right. Thank you, Sarah Jane Smith. <3 For all those morons who keep saying all classic who companions were passive damsels in distress. Feminist Sarah-Jane is so much more fun than Mother Sarah-Jane!
eljackinton: caong: zeaky: blackaperture: Three-person chess.[via] This can only end in tears and physical fighting One of my housemates has one of these. The above person was correct. Let the games begin. Jack totally said that in his Bane voice.
eljackinton: tastefullyoffensive: [dorkly] Manchester Saturday. Fingers crossed.
eljackinton: cj-sewers: cloudyskiesandcatharsis: Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried I LOVE THIS Mmmm, Gotta love that Mockingbird taste. No James Bond?!
eljackinton: tbskyen: by nebezial Oh look! It’s Wonder Woman! And she’s wearing Wonder Woman clothes. Except they’re armored. So they’ll protect her in a fight. And she doesn’t have her breasts out. Or her midriff. And she’s not twisting
eljackinton: raptortooth: wagwias: Two kinds of people: People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this: And those who took it like this: SCIENCE MADE DINOSAURS PERFECT I WILL FIGHT YOU Literally no excuse to portray Dino’s inaccurately
eljackinton: ardatli: mediavengers: nottonyharrison: Addendum to Yo, Marvel. Here’s your Carol Danvers concept film Title: Warbird (because I know you’re afraid of anything having the word Marvel in the title, and Binary doesn’t sound
eljackinton: the-unpopular-opinions: I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men. It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes
eljackinton: knightofasgard: chriscappuccino: naopao: samid11: I’M JAVERT I’M I’M JAVERT I’M JA-VE-VE-VE-VE-VE-JAVERT NOW PRISONER 11111 YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE’S BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YES MEANS I’M BREAD NO JESUS always
eljackinton: anglosexual: larwrence: facts about other movies “the first disney princess to be crowned quee—” “the first disney princess to be crown—” “the first dis—” let’s try that again You missed
eljackinton: thefaceofrandomness-deactivated: ✠ Everything is connected ✠ Haha. Nice.
eljackinton: trash-god: I have no idea what this train wreck is Hahah
eljackinton and myself have spent the last two hours in the pub discussing how we would do a new version of Amalgam Comics. I’m not going to bore you with the details until we have all them all written in Jack’s notebook, but some of the highlights
eljackinton: youknowyourebritishwhen: i-isacumberbunnie: If you haven’t been on the WhyImVotingUkip hashtag on twitter, you’re missing out on some quality British humour ‘Because they are the first political party to recognise my ability,
eljackinton: sourcedumal: note-a-bear: geardrops: [x] oop WELP!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
eljackinton: casualcissexism: that was wild from start to finish I was waiting for that last one.
eljackinton: comicsalliance: The Spandex Closet: 10 Superheroes Who Need to Come Out [Opinion] Superhero comics have a diversity problem. The leading characters are largely male, mostly white, and overwhelmingly straight. By definition, well-established
eljackinton: seriouslyamerica: The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit. Ah Rugrats.
eljackinton: ilovesmoothjazz1998: THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN Literally burst out laughing.
eljackinton: thisspinsterlife: photojojo: Photographer David Sykes and Art Director Jessica Dance teamed up on on a puzzling yet intriguing set of photos entitled, “The Comfort Food Series.” Jessica knitted the foods to look realistic, while David
eljackinton: destiny-ascensionn: Reapers *AndrewRyanArt I often think if ME3 had another one or two years of development we could have seen stuff like this.
eljackinton: thethreehares: dynastylnoire: aperkynobody: lord-kitschener: feelingswithbrandy: rainbowthundercunt: sweetassfoodstuffs: handletheheat.com THIS IS GLORIOUS. YES ok but who thought of vodka pie crust effleague, you should learn
eljackinton: vaultt-tec: 😎Hella Shut up and take my bottlecaps.
eljackinton: ryannorth: error888: Boba Fett unmasked on the set of the additional Jabba’s Palace scenes filmed for the Star Wars special editions - Imgur 1000% supercanon This is the only Fett face I will accept if they unmask him in the spin off
eljackintonel and myself at the pub on Friday night. God bless the selfie feature on my HTC One!
eljackinton: laughingstation: when you actually like a drawing you made but everyone else ignores it When you get five billion likes for something you spent five minutes on and you ony get two favories on something you spent five weeks on.
eljackinton: vaulthunterexe-archive-deactiva: Ms. Pauling Appreciation Post for liarthieves Please don’t settle for a bum like The Scout.
eljackinton: notpulpcovers: twicea http://flic.kr/p/chU6iG what is this I don’t even…
eljackinton: the-nuclear-chaos: agentturner: Mass Effect 2 The Movie, starring Noomi Rapace as Commander Shepard Oh my god. This needs to be real. That’s pretty damn cool.
eljackinton: kierongillen: 80s-90s-stuff: Aliens Reebok ad I want the Aliens Fighter Shoe :( Every year I get the sads because I still don’t have my fucking colonial Reeboks.
eljackinton: downeyy: Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, reallyThor 2: Frigga dies, reallyThe Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, reallyAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really Shit.
eljackinton: jaffajamjam: Me as a DM. Me when I DM.
eljackinton: I reckon Pacific Rim 2 should start with Newt and Hermann as a bickering newly married couple. At no point does any of the cast find this unusual.
eljackinton: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cleowho: “All or nothing, literally; what a glorious alternative!” The Time Monster - season 09 - 1972 Delgado!Master made of sex and glorious facial hair gay married in space doctor who ^
eljackinton: eljackinton: spoopy *This Is Halloween plays softly in the distance*
Halloween-themed #tbt from ‘06 or 07, maybe. Featuring eljackinton before our jobs took their toll on our ravishing good looks!
eljackinton: storywonker: eljackinton: Why Ainsley Harriott though? Why not Ainsley Harriott? Point taken.
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And now all I can think about is eljackinton and his penis. Like a sad Mother Teresa
eljackinton: storywonker: eljackinton: j-is-for-jolly: And now all I can think about is eljackinton and his penis. Like a sad Mother Teresa I will do a full tumblr posts on my thoughts on gentiles but today is not that day. Gentiles or Genitals?
eljackinton: jaffajamjam: geek-studio: Drift Compatible friendship/relationship necklace A two piece necklace set that connects to make the Gipsy Danger logo. Keep one for yourself and give the other to a friend or partner! eljackinton we can finally
eljackinton: jaffajamjam: eljackinton and myself have spent the last two hours in the pub discussing how we would do a new version of Amalgam Comics. I’m not going to bore you with the details until we have all them all written in Jack’s notebook,
@eljackinton
eljackinton: judgeanon: eljackinton: judgeanon: 2000adhistory: This week in 2000AD history - Normal service resumes Fuck the vampires, how about that Fuck the vampires? Don’t mind if I do!
It’s me, and @eljackinton, and Jack’s twin!
eljackinton: yndigot: eljackinton: thejusticethatissocial: It’s shitty that large companies keep whitewashing movies, but keep in mind as well that those white actors decided to take those roles. They are just as responsible. It’s not like they
eljackinton: bug-type-galvanjayla: jordanbortner: GoldenEye ROM corruption @eljackinton
eljackinton: eljackinton: So anyway, I just got back from Toronto yesterday. Pictures of con swag coming tomorrow. Or today… maybe. Turns out I forgot I had the day off. DID YOU GET LAID, THO?!
eljackinton: jaffajamjam:@eljackinton is this from the game you mentioned to me the other day? Cue Seinfeld theme tune.