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elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: Hey PSA @ people who wear body jewelry/captive barbells etc DONT BUY “BODY METAL/RAGE” BRAND EARRINGS FROM SPENCERS!!! I’ve been wearing these for little under a week and I couldn’t understand why my
elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again
elasticitymudflap: rhinocio: elasticitymudflap: IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN W THIS DESTROY ME cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii JESUS FUCIC G CHRIST I LOVE Y U O
elasticitymudflap: embroidedmelody: bryainiac: This is a handheld gamecube.
elasticitymudflap: I M HA VIBG A FC CUK ING SPIRITUAL EXPEREINCE
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
elasticitymudflap: ATTENTIONSIMON PONYTAIL
elasticitymudflap: Alphys_Gaster_encounter.exe
elasticitymudflap: @my hands make som danm art you fUcks……..
elasticitymudflap: Roobs Ame= Spinel She is here to wreck everything and everyonebonus: (Sapph P fusion here) cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii
elasticitymudflap: IVE beNEN FUCIKGN LAUGHI N AT THIS for 20 MINutES FUCKM y LIFE dirtyduckdraw :D
elasticitymudflap: i havent shitposted this hard since 8th grade
elasticitymudflap: OKAY I KNOW SHE IS UP TO NO GOOD BUT SHE IS STILL REALLY REALLY HOT,, IM SORRY
elasticitymudflap:okay so i know Garnet’s looking p chill after the awkward phone call to Connie’s mum but now whenever i see this scene all i can think is
elasticitymudflap:hoopa—unbound:release her free
elasticitymudflap: music stim things: • bouncin on ur toes bc u cant dance but u Also cant Not Dance • systematic tapping ur fingers and hands like ur really the song mixer and this is a launchpad video • my Hands…………………. The Conductor
elasticitymudflap: This is a thing my own little brother did to me and I still have yet to forgive him And no, I have no idea how a skeleton gets a flu shot.
elasticitymudflap: tateratots: look at them reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education
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elasticitymudflap: kiddie-fun: princessautopsy: Living proof that kinetic sand is bad for autistic people. So make your own, buy an off brand type from a dollar store, buy some from an etsy artist, just dont buy brand name kinetic sand, its tainted
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: she SHE IS APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AUDIENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOL
elasticitymudflap: You’re from the Kindergarten, but you still got some learning to do.
elasticitymudflap: when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing
elasticitymudflap: i actually kinda hope tumblr bans me for this fucking post
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again SO NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME THEY REFERENCED MY POST IN THE WE BARE BEARS MOVIE HUH
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elasticitymudflap:elasticitymudflap:remember this split-second screencap that helped spark the garnet fusion rumors?i think i get it nowactually the gem placement looks kind of off in that one maybe its more like thisso many secrets X3
elasticitymudflap: jen-iii: More for elasticitymudflap‘s Homeworld!au, this time Sapphire discovers that even though her partner is also tiny, she’s mighty OH MY GOD I DIDNT SEE THIS EARLIER I LUV IT hehe X3
elasticitymudflap:elasticitymudflap:hc that ruby is the more impulsive of the two with no regrets and she initiated the first smooch on impulse but then got immediately super shy like “ohh my god oh h hh h i just did that im soRR-” and sapphire just
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: just ordered food online for the first time ever :U bento: boxed soda: marbled anxiety: out
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: i have a garnet sticker on my bed to ward away bad dreams protection
elasticitymudflap: acesola: elasticitymudflap: why not both? nevermind this post is cancelled everybody go home
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: did i ever tell you my grandma framed an mspaint drawing i did when i was 12 of naruto sasuke and a piece of cheese you thought i was joking
I had to draw a lil comic for elasticitymudflap‘s au (here) Where these little lovelies didn’t exactly have the best meeting….But they sure did get through it in the end
More for elasticitymudflap‘s Homeworld!au, this time Sapphire discovers that even though her partner is also tiny, she’s mighty
elasticitymudflap: gemfeel submitted: For elasticitymudflap robooboe cherubgirl and jen-iii THE HOMOLOAF you guys are literally my fave people ever okay and I just wanted you to know that I think you are amazing and talented and hilarious bless you all.
elasticitymudflap replied to your post:elasticitymudflap I hope y’all don’t mind me using…!!! HOLG FUCK PLEASE DO !!!!!!! USE THEM KISS THEM EAT THEM AS A HEALTHY MEAL SUBSTITUTE!!!!!OK AY So I was totally just thinking about Ruby and Sapphire
elasticitymudflap replied to your post: elasticitymudflap replied to your post…EA T RUBY AND SAPPHIRE FUCKXING DO IT EAT THE ROCKWell…I DO crave those minerals..
Happy (Early)Birthday elasticitymudflap!I wanted to do a lil something for you on this special day so I did it early because your birthday is also on the same day as my Graduation and I won’t be home till very late, SO. I just wanted to make sure I
elasticitymudflap: gemfeel: Just the Sapphires trying out blue Sapphire’s bangs. Characters belong to elasticitymudflap !! SAPPHIRE N O O OH BAB SHE LOOKS SO DISTRESSE D
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: loo k at their ha nds i m cryin??? oh my g od ohmyGO im s o ti red and this is so important
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
elasticitymudflap: rubythetuesday3: The rub-e au is SO FREAKING PERFECT!!!! http://elasticitymudflap.tumblr.com/post/131793060039/he-re-are-the-desigins-for-he-rube-au @jen-iii @elasticitymudflap IM SOOOOO PROUD OF THIS!!! AAAAAH!!! OH MY GOD OH
@elasticitymudflap your RUB-E AU gives me life, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND YOU MADE IT WITH THE LOAVES I CRYBased off this scene:
@elasticitymudflap IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH HERE HAVE A QUICK COMICbased off this scene
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: im realy thirsty for a su/ut crossover au mostly so we can have two tol aros with puffy sleeves who who love themselves and their friends very much have small talk as their smol children sit on both their shoulders
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: in the rupphire highschool au sapphire is like… secret weeb… her room is cleverly organized so all her textbooks are hiding rows and rows of shoujo manga and yuri… she has a secret false wall in her closet
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: hot topic finally got it right FINALLY I HAVE CLOSURE and if u think i wont buy a shitton more when they’re back in stock to add to my collection of Uncomfortable And Ready Garnets Guarding My Room: ur wrongo
elasticitymudflap: squaremomgsquad: elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: garnet is Always good but u fuckign love her 900% more in ‘future vision’ like shes actually kind of getting excited and show-offy about all these potential Death Futures
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: I FORGOT HOW FUCKING CUTE GARNETS UNIVERSE IS IM CRYING “that day garnet learned that being strong isnt just about how many mountains you can punch in half… its about love”8’)
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: tbh……. i want bismuth to live on the barn with lapis and peridot listen……….shes among other gems who don’t have the same views about dealing with homeworld as rose, but they all hate homeworld, care
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: i wonder if garnet has her own memes… like, inside of her literal being ruby and sapphire are constantly talking and making cute commentary about whats going on right, their back-and-forth churns out tons of
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap:i have a garnet sticker on my bed to ward away bad dreams protection
elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: i m the big gay & hessonite saved m life H E R
