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slugboxcreatureart: I got to draw a good deadpan girl for @ElridAlm
jeanpaulloveslily: wonnabeecunt: trainingmygirl: I love how she’s trying to be deadpan but the smile sneaks in :) It’s been a while, but I love when you do this.
nerdygirllove: This is why you need a smart hero. I like Superman’s deadpan expression, like he didn’t just say something utterly moronic.
cry-now-watch-him-die: Sworn In // Deadpan requested by thyartispancakes.
the-other-sam: stuffertystuffstuff: iamasebastard: synthetic-hearted-midgardian: so-divine: I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young gay man struggling
I saw Ghostbusters when I was about four, still young enough to take things adults said literally, especially if they did it in Murray-style deadpan. So I grew up thinking that men born without dicks was totally normal. It made learning about transsexuali
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This is the picture you see in my actual review of “Vinyl and Octavia: University Days.” Lyra stole Vinyl’s glasses for no apparent reason, and I’m just writing stuff down like some sort of deadpanned psychiatrist.
drakestories: “Pretty please,” he gasped, my tongue now just grazing the sensitive corona. “Finish me off.”“I sucked you off last time,” I deadpanned, not letting on that I wanted this, too.“Cmon, get me off, Mike. Please,” he groaned,
incorrect48quotes:Paruru, staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand: And here, you can see the endangered Ricchan in her natural habitatRicchan: *falls down the stairs, spilling her cereal everywhere*Paruru: Natural selection is coming
incorrect48quotes:Miku: So you’re taking Sasshi on a date huh?Yuihan: YepMiku: [Deadpan] You hurt her, and I will staple dead birds to your car
whatareyoudoni: That deadpan feeling that B1A4 is going for the PG rated intimate home setting with your boyfriend concept…..
lilblckraincloud: deadpan-searcher: Twitter flaming Papa John’s over their NFL comment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today I’m here for this
utopians:Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?”
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frederator-studios: frederator-studios: theinvisiblegentleman: Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face” A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured
adurot: raptorific: dcupenguin: roscuro69: justiceleaque: bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood #and then years down the line they find out
shittyaus: your otp finding each other annoyingly endearing aka: you’re so stoic or deadpan most of the time but when your get flustered your face lights up red like a beacon and it’s so cute.you’re such a bum getting up late all the time but you
cowfee-bold:Alright friendos. I’ve done a bunch of holos to make up for last week. Hope you enjoy! This week’s theme will be deadpan girls.
hippity-hoppity-brigade: eliot is a deadpan impossibility and i love him
thewhoreat221b: does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
luxurycruiseshipit-deactivated2:*Deadpan face* That’s adorable
nihilnovisubsole:me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they’re arguing about its themes and-my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director’s cut.me:my
spiritofthesmallplaces: I really need to stop saying depressing/rude/terrifying things in a deadpan voice and expecting people to realize i’m joking
scapponess: Ask #8: “The Collar” Today is Saturday…Saturday is red leather day. I love how she’s so deadpan when she says it…like this is all normal and a dick in her mouth just means it’s a certain day of the week XD… Blank version without
villainanders:there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails
yugioh-thoughts:Headcanon that Isis is secretly the master of terrible puns. She makes the most horrible puns and delivers them in the least expected moments with the most deadpan tone and face. Whenever they talk Marik is in a constant state of ‘sister
tyrannosaurus-rex: the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back
john-boyega: Tom’s unexpected deadpan sarcasm got Leo cracking up.
punky-thera: luckied: Making a face, Jean raised his eyes up as he if he could see the ears on top of his head. “I feel…ridiculous,” he mumbled deadpanned, his cigarette laying low between his lips, like a dog with his tail between his legs.
venusflowerart: Commission for ElridAlm of his 👌 deadpan girl Lenea.(commissions are closed for now)Also I want to thank again the people that give me the patreon and/or Kofi tips, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! It means a lot and also helps a TON! You’re
deadpan-snarkeet: I wish this necklace was the real deal. wh … Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
raspberrynilla: deadpan-senpai:Some of y'all having trouble reading between the lines For those that need someone to hold their hand while reading the manga because some people’s reading comprehension is worse than a child’s.
catsweaterbootyqueen: two solid minutes of richard just deadpanning the shit out of this interview and jesse cracking up so hard he’s in tears. lord take me now, im ready to go home
candystrippers: I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!” The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people
synthetic-hearted-midgardian: so-divine: I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young gay man struggling with his sexuality and gender roles in The Devil
deadpan-searcher: That time I once fully agreed with something Wil Wheaton said
askiathegoat: deadpan-searcher: Fuck, just heard about Neil Degrasse Tyson. This snowball just keeps on getting bigger That’s the first one to actually hurt.gotta drop that nigga like the rest tho. It sucks. Why can’t people act right? Tyson
It was a funny interview, gifs don’t do the conversation justice. Jay was giving one-word, deadpan style answers to comedic effect, look it up on youtube
particularscarf: spiderlassie: stuffertystuffstuff: iamasebastard: synthetic-hearted-midgardian: so-divine: I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young
casthegrumpy: when they’re talking about what color misha’s dragon would beand jensen deadpans “salmon” as an alternative for pinkand liTERA L LY ALL misha does is giggle in that misha way that is the dorkiest sound on the fucking planetand
tmirai: coconuttygrey: honey-blush: I realized something while drawing Reaper….. why does he have shotgun shells? Then I thought… maybe they’re party poppers….. @tmirai I read that in his deadpan voice and it was hilarious XD
thenervouscabbage: Sorry about the quality lol, i did some asami expression doodles bc honestly she was so deadpan in the series??also i lost my tablet pen so my productivity is super stalled until i can find it:(
lipstickstainedlove: I miss Ace of Cakes so much. Geoff was my fav, he’s so sarcastic and deadpan.
socialinkcanvas: lilblckraincloud: deadpan-searcher: Twitter flaming Papa John’s over their NFL comment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today I’m here for this This pizza slander is a joy in my life this Saturday morning.
deadpan-searcher: og-wan-kenobi: inickel: Say what yall want about Nicki Minaj, but remember, if it weren’t for her, female rap would not be where it is today. My Dude. Did you just collectively forget the many, many, many female rappers who had
venusflowerart:Commission for ElridAlm of his 👌 deadpan girl Lenea.(commissions are closed for now)Also I want to thank again the people that give me the patreon and/or Kofi tips, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! It means a lot and also helps a TON! You’re very
trilllizard666: deadpan-snarkeet: coffeeandcomposition: becketts-one-and-done: thexfiles: hanniballecterlicious: thexfiles: suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization
deadpan-searcher: Relevant
theinvisiblegentleman: Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face” A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance. This
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raptorific: dcupenguin: roscuro69: justiceleaque: bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood #and then years down the line they find out he’s batman
thehorsethief: spiritofthesmallplaces: I really need to stop saying depressing/rude/terrifying things in a deadpan voice and expecting people to realize i’m joking #yeah the thousand-yard stare doesn’t help either
malfvoys: malfvoys: tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”
falloutboyzintheattic: thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend thor,
![falloutboyzintheattic: thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend thor,](https://40.media.tumblr.com/a516180f47834fc11885460aae7e71fe/e80da9e00b164797-4e/s512x512u_c1/e58431a4e4d755651173ca420dc1ee87fc9cdf80.jpg)