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ectobuttoligist: buttiful:bois n skirtsidkthis looks awkwardlets pretend this started out as them messing around and putting these on as a joke and then dave had a really good idea likehey lets act out my favourite hentai for shits n gigglesand john
The hipster photos
Ding don’t fuck up
Jades face
idk what happened to john but it just kinda fucked up his face when i upload itÂ
i did a cartoonish sketch of the beta kids…Â
TG: ive always chosen john over me TG: hes my bro TG: and I love him
It hurts how much I relate to dave Credit @i-suck-at-url
Alright so I’m opening up asks for john now… it’ll be like my dave but I got a new camera so it’ll be better 😂 I do plan on answering all the dave asks but I’m lazy… it’ll get done sometime thought. Anyways,
A day late but here
aviateurs: the greeks believed we were each half of a whole. peter, you are the half that makes me whole. this is happening! oh my god, this is happening! is this happening?!
“GET IN THE FUCKING THE ROBOT EGBERT” Apparently it’s been 53 Days since the Homestuck Hiatus and I’ve become this kind of person.
Me: Should I Doctor Who or Sadstuck or Cross-dressing Dave? Satan: (Do all of them) Me: I should do all of them. Hello friends. It’s Day 55.
subtly uploads the johndave doodles I drew last month because hiatustuck made me sad a lot. i know. in the almighty words of dave strider, Now listening to: Ride by Joseph SoMo
I don’t even know where I was trying to go with this I just wanted to bring it back but maybe I took it too far …or not far enough PART 1?? PART 2????
theicarustheory: Somebody requested Attack on Homestuck. I thank that someone. Also appropriate with the update because David will not be jumping off any rooftops without the proper safety equipment. Bringing this back to as proof that i am not all
1st half of a thing because it wasn’t just Dave who had his birthday okay and everything John’s wearing is from ModCloth I picked it out myself I know I’m a few days late but Happy Birthday to the coolest kid I know, here have a lap
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
Happy Birthday John u loser and Happy 4/13 to all the Homestucks I can’t believe been in this dump with you for six years
This one’s for Puck! Dave and John from Homestuck!
Some John/sub!Dave for Puck, who is engaged in a gift art causality loop with me! Thank you so much for all your beautiful treats, I love them!
kozmikbrownies: Dave, John, and Rose. Dave just likes to watch :p
planetofjunk2: Here’s the first-place winner of the August Patreon Poll: “The quite voluptuous and bimbo-y pair of genderbent Dave and Karkat (dressed in full bimbo attire, of course) riding John at the same time - one bouncing on his huge cock,
trollsplay: Anonymous said:Could you draw some genderbent John/Dave? nuu dave stahp, das gay
i got a request for pretty much this exact situation like a month ago but i deleted it whoops and yes dave is doing that anime peace sign thing
Dave’s being weird again
john was never really good at smack talk….. (animation by me and audio from Scrubs season 3)
John is having the fuking time of his life here, jsut look how happy he is.We’re not much into Halloween here in EU as the Americans but screw that, Halloween is the best thing ever@betakidsweek day 3Bonus point for who can tell me who’s Rose dressing
coombra: were did dave get hairspray for his hair? idkanyway something for 413 cause when the day comes i’ll probably be too lazy to actually do anything
robot party
danadanushka: wallabeans: JOHN: then maybe i’ll just hop over real fast, and give karkat a fist bump, and give dave a hard time about his hella tight little hood, and then hop back? asdhfHAJKFDS THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
nyehrisol: First encounters are the worst Jade: Jess John: Sammu Dave: Harris Rose: Kat (me) DAVE HUG YOUR SISTER GOD DAMMIT
clumsyoctopus: pippa6100: Dave would prefer to have space itself cracked rather than his sunglasses. Dave. Dave no. john lost the bunny within several hours of having it
i’ve moved!
bluhbluhhugedork: JESUS FUCK THIS IS SO COOL DANG
dersiteagents: best friends forever
ipooghosties: summerwinters: sadstuck: dave doesnt want to take off his sunglasses for his drivers license photo but he knows he has to plot twist
ipoog: ollivandur: ipoog: godheadcomplex: imagine logan lerman as john egbert though god bless america
geromy: someone requested dave and john in a pillow fort here u go
failbag: don’t mind me this is just a Homestuck appreciation post John - Jake - Dave
winter outfits~
yukapants: i-o-u-a-fall: derpiime: strideer: dave attempting to be chiller then ice and john making all the ladies swoon… so hard they topple to the ground THE GUY IN THEBACKGROUNDOMHYSDFULKJF I’ve been looking for this gifset for MONTHS after
cartoon-physicist: Dave begged Rose to make him that sweater.
thesnowmaid: daves homo for john tho so it evens out
goiing: dave (goiing)john (thepoisonchild)
kkp-absconds: Last set for today, make more another time. As usual, Pusheen doesn’t belong to me. Oh whoops John don’t have his yellow shoes >:O Oh well
John what are you dOING
mimiblargh: rayzofmusic asked: ohhh ohhhhh did you see the new starters can you draw whichever homestuck character you like with each starters because that would be very adorable I need to stop doing so many crossovers!!!
explosmstuck: Oh come on, Dave.
captaincrapster: Guess who finally learned how to use the queue John and Dave for Spooky. Because you know that the first totally-not-gay sleepover would include reenacting this scene from Risky Business. John’s practiced it for months and has it down
theofficialmayorofcantown: dave vs john
the aj strikes back
JOhn no
addingsombrero: eridannyarnpora: So I’m pretty sure everyone by now has noticed this: The contradictions in there are obvious, how could Dave know if neither of them told him. Also No one told Dave that John was missing, he didn’t ask anyone
shh just hugs now
qeti: Anonymous asked: umm could i request the kids in their 50s outfits? i liked the idea of dave and rose as beatniks, but i just wanted to save the more stereotypical attire for rose instead of both of em that way
sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^) [trolls version]
finished that merstuck backstory comic I mentioned! hh some of the drawings are pretty old but I had fun redoing the coloring 8′)(this is supposed to be when they first met, also mermaids are kind of lil shits so they like to prank humans esp John lmao
Dave and John doing whatever
![sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^) [trolls version]](https://31.media.tumblr.com/92e50d3b6f2c307b26834aaf1344de48/tumblr_nakzjfpp421r9ee9go3_250.png)
