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cumberbitchsandwich: Oh. YES.
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
cumberbitchsandwich: harbek: Because I felt like this gif needed a little extra something. The noise I just made was not anywhere close to human. Less Feely Fall Week: Day 3
perfectbenny: cumberbitchsandwich: Yikes. Hhnnnng. (via imgTumble)
my-home-is-at-221b: fandoms-are-forever: thatawkwardginger: mycroft-full-of-cake: cumberbitchsandwich: drsherlockanglophile: thatawkwardginger: …I’m just gonna put this right here. Jawn… Lestrade…? Oh… Okay, Sherlock too. Sherlock
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
cumberbitchsandwich: life-as-an-angel-condom: Guys, behave. It’s surprising that John seems to be cool with it. XD Considering he’s just Sherlock’s ‘colleague’.
cumberbitchsandwich: valeria2067: alsodinosaur: How to Get the Attention of a Hot Army Doctor By Sherlock Holmes Perfection! BTW: John’s method for getting attention is 1) Wear jeans, 2) Show up, 3) Be John H. Mothereffing Watson.
cumberbitchsandwich: fluxrain: by John & Kira’s HOLY FUCK I FEEL LIKE THESE WERE MADE JUST FOR ME
totallyshameless: cumberbitchsandwich: daunt: Semi-Daily Sketches - John in the buff / Young John in stockings=== NUDITY WARNING (lol really) === Okay so…I don’t even know. I HAVE NO IDEA. Thank you to everyone who watched the livestream
universityofcock: homopower: I know I’ve seen this cutie somewhere, but for the life of me, I can’t remember his name. Hit me up - http://homopower.tumblr.com/ask cumberbitchsandwich: holy fuck I can’t breathe Chris Pine
cumberbitchsandwich: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: eldunariliduen: type-40impala: super-psychic-paper: THIS! i’m breathless… I was so impressed with this Can we just all be grateful that this didn’t happen in his 11th regeneration
housewifeswag: redhjedi: harempriestess: cumberbitchsandwich: Word. One of the few gifsets I will always reblog because he is so fucking right. The Hulk ain’t never lied. preach.
cumberbitchsandwich: cinemusicaytv: mmmm SHerlock an john :)))) by http://mariemjs.deviantart.com/ FUCK I love this chick’s art.
ishipjohnlock247: cumberbitchsandwich: johnlockporn: indyfalcon: NSFW Johnlock I’m so glad I live alone. The sound I made when I saw this was frightening. forever reblog
cumberbitchsandwich: sexlock: Omg someone kill me.
cumberbitchsandwich: Happy Penis Friday, Kyna! Someone else posted this, and I immediately thought of your favorite swinging penis gif that occasionally graces my dash and brightens my day. <3 (submitted by atidbitofwit)
fantastic-john: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: onthesideoftheotters: thescienceofjohnlock: cumberbitchsandwich: timetravelling-sherlockian: oh wikipedia tee hee One day Martin’s gonna see this post I’m willing to bet money Martin’s the one
majorsarcasm19: mjsamus: cumberbitchsandwich: holmmes: itsamesammi: hope you all get the reference. OH MY GOD. This wins everything. Yes Guys. It’s bigger on the inside.
cumberbitchsandwich: He kind of has a Moriarty profile, doesn’t he? No? Just me, then.
cumberbitchsandwich: Well, hello there.
cumberbitchsandwich: themasterslover: imthefinal3patchproblem: this would make a lovely converse commercial 10 is a living converse commercial
schoolgurlsissy: cumberbitchsandwich: I’ve decided to give up men and marry my new boots Lovers leave Converse are forever xx SO SEXY!
hashtag-highfashion: cumberbitchsandwich: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day is anyone on here even old enough to remember this? you act like these
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ishipjohnlock247: cumberbitchsandwich: annyskod: ….me John, you’re such a sucker. who can resist that face …..
songofages: madgirlintheblog: cumberbitchsandwich: strawmeadow: Sherlock Character Names in Circular Gallifreyan. Inspired by (x) I’d like to see Anderson’s. I lost it at Anderson.
heyfrankie: lucifer-the-morning-star: cumberbitchsandwich: imperialdalek: byronic-heroine: I’m just in love with this man. I speak Irish. I played Gaelic Football for years, and I can attest that ‘cunt’ is a term of endearment to the Irish.
livindavidaloki: housewifeswag: redhjedi: harempriestess: cumberbitchsandwich: Word. One of the few gifsets I will always reblog because he is so fucking right. The Hulk ain’t never lied. preach. I can’t even express how much respect I have
moriarty: pottermaniac394: cumberbitchsandwich: I’m taking that as ‘both’ did he just tongue that microphone
cumberbitchsandwich: cumber-porn: imjohnlocked: annacarrota: Well I should post some of my Sherlock art… One of my first drawings. Soft pastels; -traditional In love with the Purple Shirt of Sex this is and will always be my fave from Annacarrota
funkies: cumberbitchsandwich: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day is anyone on here even old enough to remember this? this was like three years ago
alwaysbewoke: redhjedi: harempriestess: cumberbitchsandwich: Word. One of the few gifsets I will always reblog because he is so fucking right. The Hulk ain’t never lied. AL. WAYS. RE. BLOG.
cumberbitchsandwich: actuallyjohnlock: Guess what my six favorite episodes of Sherlock are
missholmesss: cumberbitchsandwich: #your worst nightmare oscar worthy
missholmesss: cumberbitchsandwich: #your worst nightmare oscar worthy Leonardo DiCaprio should take notes
cumberbitchsandwich: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?
skeptictanks: cumberbitchsandwich: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day is anyone on here even old enough to remember this? Anyone who went to a school
vanquishedvaliant: cumberbitchsandwich: tastefullyoffensive: That explains it. (image via clickhole) shon bon seen been
queennubian: skeptictanks: cumberbitchsandwich: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day is anyone on here even old enough to remember this? Anyone who
cumberbitchsandwich: sammyonair: I. Need. These. *whimpers*
cumberbitchsandwich: I want to marry this gif set
cumberbitchsandwich: sherlock-hannibal: “You jealous?” #and in that moment we were all John
cumberbitchsandwich: somewhatdorky: panicponderland: Why don’t Sherlock fans call themselves Holmies? You’ve missed such a great opportunity there, what are you doing?
cumberbitchsandwich: uncommonlymodestmermaid: cumberbitchsandwich: A Canadian blind date. What i want to know is who could keep a boner while he was being completely buried in the snow I don’t know, but I’d sure like to meet him.
cumberbitchsandwich: ‘The Sign of Three' was perfect I’m speechless right now
cumberbitchsandwich: Word.
cumberbitchsandwich: inwhatgalaxy: An appropriate response to having a child This is totally going to be me when my kid is born
cumberbitchsandwich: If I had to choose only one gif to describe life at 221B, this would be it.
cumberbitchsandwich: gerryrafferty-bakerstreet: if robert downey jr is the second robert downey then surely he’s sorta like r2d2
cumberbitchsandwich: That’s going to be me when I start trying to date again.