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SUCCULENT SATURDAYS: Squeeze dem ass crumpets.
onlyblackgirl: lordnybbler: bloglikeanegyptian: inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord Crumpet
hotgrannyfantasy:Photo http://ift.tt/1Cwxqul Wow! Can I come over for cucumber sandwiches and you for the crumpet?
Pass the crumpet, darling !
hot-crumpet: sissydicks: My tiny clit. Very nice, I have exactly the same tastes as this fine sissy ;)
cum-crumpets: Just out the shower, feeling fresh again! X
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neo-rama: WOW! EXCITING! STEVEN and LAPIS have a long talk over a cup of hot tea and what may or may not be crumpets. they could also be biscuits. SAME OLD WORLD! the next all new episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boared by Katie Mitroff and Lamar Abrams!
scenephase: eat-my-bloody-crumpet: scenephase: petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.- ok public apology to all of those 13 year old
sacred-cows: *breathes* crumpets, *breathes* the BBC, *breathes* Graham Nortan ^ accurate representation of us british folks
kathtea: Lady Loki stars in the Trickster, now available on Cosplay Deviants. Model: KathTea Katastrophy Corset: Crumpet Couture Horns: J. Danger’s Cosplays
Anything goes in the future! Now, time for some tea and crumpets on the moon.
symes4u: Nice Crumpets fleshandblonde: Maid’s teatime
paige-is-a-crumpet: The official WWE twitter tweeted this and I thought it was from an unofficial backstage paparazzi.
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ask-wiggles: sleepisforspoopyscaryskeletons: sleepisforspoopyscaryskeletons: Is it bad that getting two packets of crumpets for a quid was one of the best parts of the day? mcweaksauce answered: I’m American and what is this? That is a crumpet.
npr: David Sedaris, Ira Glass And 25 Years Of ‘Santaland Diaries’ It’s been 25 years since Morning Edition listeners first met a very un-merry Christmas elf named Crumpet from “Santaland Diaries,” the somewhat fanciful story of David Sedaris’
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time-for-tea-and-crumpets: ponycloud
justmyflawedlogic: tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
onlyblackgirl:lordnybbler:bloglikeanegyptian:inkalypse: ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME “a young british thief teams up with the thieves” WHY WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY The fuck!!!!!!!! It’s called Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves not Lord Crumpets
npr: David Sedaris, Ira Glass And 25 Years Of ‘Santaland Diaries’It’s been 25 years since Morning Edition listeners first met a very un-merry Christmas elf named Crumpet from “Santaland Diaries,” the somewhat fanciful story of David Sedaris’
shrugging: kisses from lady fox crumpets xx
laudanumandabsinthe:Crumpet Miss?
reichenbachrose: kitten-blainers: I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder. I mean people seem to think we’re this super polite country who drinks tea and eats crumpets and spend all our time worshiping
legoshoes: Full breakfast of scrambled eggs with mushroom, haggis, bacon and crumpets. I am so fat
legoshoes: Full breakfast of scrambled eggs with mushroom, haggis, bacon and crumpets. I am so fat Can I rub your belly?
foxywinchesters: friday’s going to be amazing! i’m going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I’ll run to the corner shop past all
CRUMPETS
tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
The Difference Between Crumpets and (English) Muffins (also: what do English people call English muffins?)
tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful. Hehehe yes that’s exactly what you say mister
