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castleoflions: This was a card at Target. I laughed for fucking ever.
castleoflions: dealanexmachina: destinyrush: A single Tomahawk missile costs ũ.59 million. They dropped 59 of them. Has anyone looked into the company that produced said weapons? Cuz I bet you that Trump has stock in it. The company is Raytheon and
castleoflions: #this is the white girl who will survive the horror movie
castleoflions: So someone swapped in the Attack on Titan theme on the opening for Sailor Moon Crystal and this was the result.
castleoflions: That’s pretty gay, Peebles. Lips are touching.
castleoflions: “Marcy, warn me when you’re hungry next time, please.”
castleoflions: “The next time you have to spend 13 hours on your feet without food, water or bathroom breaks, this is the shoe for you. Guaranteed to outrun patriarchy on race day.“ "What to get the woman in your life who has it all (except
castleoflions:A couple of soft, sleepy Arcadia gays just in time for Valentine’s Day ♡
castleoflions:“The point is, I know that the scar you’ve got comes with breaking your wrist when you fall…like from a skateboard? I’d guess…six years ago?”Some AmberPrice for the soul.
castleoflions: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks But absolutely no talking during that break.
castleoflions: OH NO IT GETS BETTER.
castleoflions: beigency: #she needs an oscar for this scene alone #the sheer OUTRAGE
castleoflions: pocopiumosso: cleankitties: it’s bacon … in a pancake. OH MY GOD. BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN’ BACON PANCAKES. adventure time! ima make some now!
castleoflions: missgingerlee: damonwells: I don’t feel bad for guys who get “friendzoned” I feel bad for the girls who get harassed for months and are only treated kindly with the thought that the guy will get something out of it. Truthy as
castleoflions: mistletease: ohhaiguise: sirscrewloose: legendofsherlock: notenjolras: #can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans #some of us might actually be self-aware Nobody has to deal with americans more than other
castleoflions: nightshifted: youhadmeathola: OMG A MULTIPLE OF 5. ALWAYS. LOL. STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. MY LIFE. ONLY a multiple of 5.
castleoflions: keybladesoras: My favorite part about the night at the strip club. #honey how often do you go to strip clubs?#because I swear this is like your third story about going to strip clubs
castleoflions: thepedospectrum: snitchesbecray: motegs: By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week! aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon SNAP MY FINGERS IN A Z FORMATION WHOOP THERE IT IS
castleoflions: Alex Vause: ”I will fuck you. I will sneak into your bunk in the middle of the night and eat your pussy. And I’ll do it so good and so soft you’re gonna be on the edge of coming by the time you wake up. And then I’ll stop. And
castleoflions: bitch-pudding: milesjai: OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS. SHIT #HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD
castleoflions: Princess Bubblegum and Marceline by sscindyss PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ARTIST CREDIT
castleoflions: theclashofqueens: theclashofqueens: I never wanted an Oscar anyway… x x #here’s to another year of Leo jokes
castleoflions: MAKKINRI! HEI HEI, MAKKINRI!
castleoflions: Unholy Trinity!
castleoflions: klexquisite: kehega: suchateeze: fleefa: yourpatronsaintofdenial: veryadorabull: kachoomoo: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: hellsdescent: heysammy: Instant reblog. stop what you’re doing and watch Not reblogging this
castleoflions: #santana dun hav all day mother fuckers
castleoflions: kitty-gallagher: the-landslide-brought-me-down: md09: cute glance :) SEND MEDICAL HELP UNNATURAL NOISES, I AM MAKING THEM. ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR THE NOISE I’M MAKING.
castleoflions: #i can almost hear the whip
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castleoflions: VOTE FOR JESS! We all know how much she loves Tekken, okay, and if she’s voted into the top 5 spots she gets her artwork printed in the artbook alongside the official artists for the game. To be honest, her work is one of the best if
castleoflions: #jujubee my hero
castleoflions: sssammich: empressfalalalala: jaygabler: I had to Google this. Worth it. good lord there are three fics about this commercial on AO3
castleoflions: pocopiumosso: cleankitties: it’s bacon … in a pancake. OH MY GOD. BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN’ BACON PANCAKES.
castleoflions: Just having a mid-air royal raspberry contest, no big.
