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Waking up after passing out at a college house party, I realised my girlfriend was missing. Stumbling past intoxicated bodies to the nearest window i see my car still parked. She must still be here. Taking my search upstairs I was met with smiling partygo
So, to continue my story, I was really horny (and drunk) after dinner with my boy toy. He had already given me 3 orgasms over the course of the day. When we got in the car he started teasing me about a “surprise” as our next destination.Â
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I barely wake up from my drunken stupor, still very drunk, in the back seat of a stranger’s car. Obviously, he has agreed to take us home safely. I’m unable to move or even speak for fear of throwing up all over myself. Through slitted
“Honey, it’s good of you to give your drunk co-worker a ride home. He’s pretty wasted… I’ll just reach back and hold his… hand… so he stays calm and doesn’t get nauseous. We’ve still got about
When your boy is drunk, and pisses on himself in the car on the way to the club
Oro Suicide: Working Overtime into: Peace of mind, love, happiness. not into: Humans in general. makes me happy: Whiskey, getting tattooed, sleeping well, learning, friends, literature, women, pirates, going on a carousel ultra fucking drunk, old cars
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sua-esposa-minha-puta: drunk-sluts-are-thebest: Drunk slut fingered in a car O corno dirigindo e a puta da esposa dele no banco de trás, bêbada, sendo zoada pelos amigos dele! Kkkkkkkkkk
dirk-brostrider-yaoiprovider: lebenhosen: inbroadwayvalley: todays-tuesday-too: jjswag21: Congratulations, you broke physics. this gave me an aneurysm That car one makes me want to cry. Physics go home, you’re drunk. the flip and jenga one
depraved-fantasies: He was the kind of friend who would lend you his car for the whole weekend, no questions asked. Unfortunately, though, he was also the kind of friend who would spend that night you were away getting your girlfriend drunk so he could
misshotwife: So, to continue my story, I was really horny (and drunk) after dinner with my boy toy. He had already given me 3 orgasms over the course of the day. When we got in the car he started teasing me about a “surprise” as our next destination. S
iinvitedyourwifeupforadrink: She was drunk, but your wife knows that doesn’t excuse what she did in the car park at the after party - part two
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lebenhosen: inbroadwayvalley: todays-tuesday-too: jjswag21: Congratulations, you broke physics. this gave me an aneurysm That car one makes me want to cry. Physics go home, you’re drunk.
drunk-sluts-are-thebest: Drunk slut fingered in a car
mysterywriteher: Here’s a fantasy I have:Impersonate a cop. Have a friend who’s a trooper loan me his car and uniform. Pull over a couple of drunk sluts who are all over the road.Tell the I’m gonna throw the book at them. They’ll never be able
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trillohyp-e: mindless-airamas: My sister was in a car wreck. Her friend was drunk and driving. The car split in half and someone else was killed. My sister lost her eye and her arm has to be amputated. So far they don’t know if she is gonna make it.
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So the guy I had like 15 calls from was driving drunk to ME ! & he wrecked his own car & ended up in jail :/ I didn’t know the guy had a drinking problem cause our first “date” was at a dive bar
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Pt 2. Of that embarrassing tipsy moment when you drink more than you take potty breaks(⁄ ⁄•⁄.⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
sophisticat42:Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in
tradfems: sophisticat42: Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make
hotgawife4play: Every drunk Slut is good for this… - post on AFF to find guys to use you - get naked in a parking lot - let pictures and vids be taken of you - suck a guys cock while being filmed - let his friends watch from the car - be
outsidefreak: Random drunk dude passed out in his car so I Jack’d in front of him
theskaldspeaks: anotherveganpunk: This kid here is Julian, he’s 2 years old now. He was tragically injured in a car accident at 6 months old, thanks to a drunk driver asshole. He’s been in a wheelchair ever since. The doctors he goes to now say
factsandreality: “If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.” —
s-tay-g0ld: Safety first #seatbelt #alcohol #car #funny #bacardi #jurupinga The sign of a drunk, lol.
scootoaster: dittoprize: askbadbloom ( It’s a know fact that talking toasters can’t drive a car. No matter how drunk you get it’s still not going happen. ) (I hope you enjoy this gift. c: ) I don’t even have a license, so I wouldn’t even
just-shower-thoughts: Drunk me is going to wake up in some ridiculous places when I have a self-driving car in the future.
merripestin: theburialofstrawberries: bosswaldcobblepot: A walk to remember indeed+ bonus drunk sorority girl in 10″ stilettos on her way to a starbucks at 3am trying to hail a lyft by screaming bitterly at passing cars (she’s forgotten you have
About a week ago I bought a nip of Fireball Whiskey in order to try it out after hearing both some crazy/cool drunk old guy at a car show go on about it a year ago and more recently my best friend say that its really good and tasted just like a fireball
Guess who is drunk off of a 1/3 bottle of Jack daniels and has to move a car to put the garbage out!!!! This guy!!! I’ll update with any damage. the car I have to move is less than a year old.
OK SO I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT THE CAT BOXES SO i COULD TAKE THE CAT POOP BAG UPT OTHE GARTAGE TO GET RID OF UIT AND i SAW THAT MY DADS CAR IS IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE AND I HAVE TO MOVE IT BEFORE I MOVE THE ONE IN THE GARAGE. *CRACKS OPEN A BEER*
zutarasteam: FMA:B Meme | 6 Scenes {1/6} “Hello there madam! This is your neighborhood florist!” “What are you talking about, Colonel?” “Eh, sorry. I kinda got drunk and somehow bought a car full of flowers. Wanna do me a favor and take some
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theres really just one girl that i want. fucked that up though. drunk texting was a bad idea. but it happened. this post is an awful idea, but i’ve stopped caring. the car ride with you is my most recent favorite memory.
linksbae99: sixpenceee: A local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick’s Day This is absolutely a bone chilling kinda thing to see
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat... I shouldn’t have to break this down but here’s for the mentally challenged: don’t blame the means that a person uses
marionjravenwood: theskaldspeaks: anotherveganpunk: This kid here is Julian, he’s 2 years old now. He was tragically injured in a car accident at 6 months old, thanks to a drunk driver asshole. He’s been in a wheelchair ever since. The doctors
jerrod99: Good thing you offered to blow me. I was gonna tell Mom I caught you driving her car drunk. From now on, you’re gonna do this whenever I want, got it?
No but seriously those drunk assholes spat beer at the car when I drove by. They’re in the parking lot right behind my car. I brought Nicks folded flag,rifle, and other stuff inside because I dont trust those assholes. I’m actually a little
just-shower-thoughts: In the near future thanks to self-driving cars, “drunk driving” will mean waking up on the side of the road somewhere, out of gas because you thought “Disneyland” was a good destination at 3:00 AM.
publicshowoffs: drunk-sluts-are-thebest: Drunk slut fingered in a car Wow’
So I refused to go with one driver who was drunk and go with sober friend and a fucking drunk driver hits us by zooming past a stop sign. As he gets out of the car I tell him I’m going to slash his neck and I couldn’t be happier to see him
cars-food-life: I like cars, not drunk drivers.
meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside
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Today has been really hard. Someone I know passed away in a car crash today (passenger in a car of a drunk driver–the driver is in a coma now). I wasn’t too close to the person who passed but my boyfriend was, and is affected by it deeply. And
