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ochinie: Haru ♥ Makoto 表紙 I’m so happy I found this. I found the top pic, I don’t know, so finding that it was part of a set is cool. :) Â
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masters-academy-4-babygirl:Daddy’s @babygirl-jane spreading wide open with both of her hands to wink that hungry gaping asshole open as well.
dumbloosebitch:love shoving bottles into this cunt..always open and hungry for anything in sight.
esadollmisa: My blog opened :) I love fucking bottles…this is my favorite picture when my master put lube bottle in me. It fits in my pussy and I think I can fuck it forever… I hope your Master keeps stretching you so much that the bottle which
holegirl: A little playtime on my trip Holegirl, your cunt looks AMAZING after taking that pom out - SO LOOSE! I would love to play with your cunt when it is all open like that!
Gettin my drank on with my my new cute as fuck bottle opener. Not a lick of shame. Innis and Gunn is fucking great, by the way. My new favorite beer.
This is how to win when you have wine and no bottle opener.
Zombie Bottle-Opener
mindbodysea:Most important piece of deck hardware is the bottle opener. Aye!
awesomeshityoucanbuy: Beer Tracking Bottle OpenerMonitor your level of inebriation by popping open each brew using the beer tracking bottle opener. With each opened bottle, a helpful screen on the front displays the number of beers you’ve opened, allowin
coca-cola: Remember, not every bottle opener is disguised as a bottle opener. #BottleCapHacks
happygirlemilyp: domesticatedcunt: “Got a bottle opener?” “Yeah, there’s a cunt over there.” Lololoolll
Anal Bottle FucksYou don’t need to open a bottle of booze (alcohol) for the fun to start. View Post
poppersniff: blueboy1603: Hey popper bros. Got this adorable huff stuff today. Never tried “English” before. Since the weekend is just around the corner, I’m planning an extended popper sesh. Can hardly wait to crack the round bottle open and
naturallocbeauty: astronomeralways: laurennohill: searchingforsomething81: beben-eleben: Simple But Ingenious Life-Changing Ideas[more] I want that bottle opener! I want that brush!! THE BRUSH Pen me
SERIOUSLY, I actually got to play a “What Would You Do?” style game in Branson, MO once, where I opened the “WALL OF STUFF” and got creamed with whipped cream from a hose when I opened the door. No slime, though!Won the trivia
astronomeralways: laurennohill: searchingforsomething81: beben-eleben: Simple But Ingenious Life-Changing Ideas[more] I want that bottle opener! I want that brush!! THE BRUSH
Now that’s a fucking bottle opener
Wide open asshole.
It’s so easy to forget one’s bottle opener when packing for a picnic on the beach.
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I need one of these bottle openers. If u pull the legs down, does the cork pop out?
bottlefucking: Huge clear plastic bottle opening up her asshole.
mywifetheslut: So hot! If I can dress you up like this, I will, slut.. secretagentslut: i LOVE that the bottle opener is hanging from her tongue. (via bdsm69)
daniela-tar: s-exysnap-s: Cancun Bitches #SexySnaps Meeeeee The end is the real kicker.
thelostmaiden28: Yes…. The flip-top of the lube bottle opening. The sound alone can make me wet…
girlofsomanyfandoms: bewbin: imma-just-go: bewbin: ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event That might be easier with shark teeth STILL NOT OPENING why do you casually
schuylerelizas: are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened
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scars: “Bottle opening fail”
My band mate lofididntdie checking herself out in a bottle opener. We are not classy trashy and proud. Also when we get together I set up a video on my computer and capture all of it and it’s hilarious. Laughter abounds, it doesn’t really
expressafterdeadline: We’re working on a story about the wrestling in Woolly Mammoth’s “The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity,” and we could really use some of these around the office. ratsoff: Luchador Bottle Openers Available here. (via superpunch.)
wonderlandla: Back in stock at Wonderland… BITE ME! bottle opener. Celebrate Halloween everyday with this sharp looking bottle opener that also features a detachable keyring. Available in store or online at Wonderlandla.net.
thedrunkenmoogle: The Legend of Zelda Bottle Openers by 8BitMetal A long time ago we featured a Zelda bottle opener that was crafted by Kirk H. Since then, Kirk has decided to open an online store and start selling his creations! The openers are hand
bewbin: imma-just-go: bewbin: ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event That might be easier with shark teeth STILL NOT OPENING
Honey? Do you know where the bottle of wine is? I’ve got the bottle opener here but can’t find the bottle…
zekloss: It almost turns the guy pissing into a bit of an animal. Like draining a cow of its milk. “Just stand there, piss, and fill up the bottle” *grabs dick and points it towards bottle opening*
lostadare: Always fun hanging out at a tiki bar. These girls are showing you how to get free drinks, and as a bonus how to open a bottle if you don’t have a bottle opener.
spanknspreadher: Someone pass the bottle opener It’s time, I think, we opened her
redforgeworks: New geometric bottle opener design- “Enjoy” These are for sale here: http://redforgeworks.bigcartel.com/product/geometric-enjoy-wall-mounted-bottle-opener
everyday-cutlery: ru-titley-knives: Off cut tungsten bottle opener. When the saw blade off cuts become to small for kiridashi I like to make up these small EDC bottle openers trying to keep the old tungsten carbide saw teeth in place for added bite
freystupid: gift idea for tonight / NO no NO it is not a d …o Crack open a brew with Ripley: Alien Xenomorph Head Metal Bottle Opener Coming in May!
pocketsfullofpearls: ward0: satisfythecrave: (SUPER HQ) It looks like one of those bottle opener rings on his finger…what is that Oh my gosh, what even is that. PROMISE RING TO JESSE?! HEYOOOO IT’S ACTUALLY A BUTTON OPENER He’s not
napsapnapsap-archive:napsapnapsap-archive:picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?im talking about this bitch btw
justlikeastare: THIS IS MY KIND OF BOTTLE OPENER / NACHO VIDAL OPENS A CORONA WITH HIS TEETH
Bottle opener rings!!
just opened a beer with a nail polish bottle. d.i.y.
wheel-skellington: vikinglibertarian: 1000late: e-sks: Opening a bottle with a Makarov America, are guns your solution to everything? Just use a bloody bottle opener or even your teeth. ENOUGH WITH THE GUNS Of course a brit would pop a bottle
dailycoolgadgets: Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Pocket Multi-Tool This perfectly flat multi-tool packs six wrenches, four screwdrivers, two rulers, a cellphone stand, a bottle opener, a can opener, a letter opener, a box cutter, and a fruit peeler into a single
odditymall: This wrist watch has a bottle opener built into the buckle!http://odditymall.com/bottle-opener-watch
Made these right before MFF last year, never got around to actually posting the design. Whoops!!But hey, you can now order these (and some of my other bottle opener designs) on my online store! http://braeburned.bigcartel.com/category/bottle-openers
paodelicia: schuylerelizas: are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened no offense but howyou answer this absolutely defines your sexual position