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Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
Happy Father’s Day, bbcsherlockpickuplines style! ;)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up.
aredshroom: I was scrolling on http://bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com and this happened. xD OH MY GOD, YES.
Hey, guys! Sorry, I know it’s been a long time since I’ve created any new merch, but I wanted to make something special for the Livestreamers. It says “I SURVIVED A BBCSHERLOCKPICKUPLINES LIVESTREAM” (in Tumblr’s “Satan
bbcsherlockpickuplines: So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportiv
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your ‘microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 1 (This is the 7th most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.” BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 2 (This is the 6th most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 3 (This is the 5th most popular post from this blog, and the post that started it all!)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 4 (This is the 4th most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 5 (This is the 3rd most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 6 (This is the 2nd most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 7 (*Drumroll*… This is the #1 most popular post from this blog.)
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in you forever.” Why is this getting notes?! Guys, this was an April Fool’s Day joke! THIS IS A SHERLOCK BLOG.
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
bbcsherlockpickuplines:Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Fin
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3 I didn’t come up with a comic idea for this year, so I’m cheating a bit and just reblogging last year’s… Let’s be real though, there’s no way I’m
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.) Since I didn’t make a new Mother’s Day comic this year, I figured out of fairness I better reblog last
bbcsherlockpickuplines: THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE! BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link! Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :) ~ Froggy, your admin
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?†Submitted by somenerdygirl.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You are more indispensable than my homeless network.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Want me to make you moan like my text alert?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would give you the good pill every time.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.†Submitted by turtleplz.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.†Submitted by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I never thought heroes existed until I met you.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines:The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.