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latimes: Singer Whitney Houston died Saturday in Beverly Hills, according to law enforcement sources. Authorities are trying to determine a cause of death. It’s unclear whether she died at a hotel or in a residence, said the source, who asked to remain
When you decide to die, little things begin to happen. You stop looking both ways before you cross the street, you start answering the door without asking who's there. You don't hold onto the railing when you go down the escalator, you play with matches.
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*dies* my pendants (YOU KNOW THE ONES) came in and my sister asked to see them so I had to show them - thankfully she didn’t seem to think better of it and thought they looked coolI’m relieved tho omg
prettyponyplot: ask-thaumaturge-pony: ((WELL.. thanks for 4000 .. I managed to cram 60 of you in there before my right hand died but thank you ALL for being the most supportive followers a silly ask blog could ask for. Thanks to every single one of
Ask yourself “Why is Biblical Moses trying to put gunk on my children? Maybe he’s planning on killing all the children again like he did in Egypt?” • /r/RothschildFamily
huhhuhreligion: livixdunne: 01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?03: Do you regret anything?04: Are you insecure?05: What is your relationship status?06: How do you want to die?07: What did
1.Guy sticks Cheetos in a blender and then rubs the powder on his face.2.In the middle a scene that’s supposed to be intense; Cheeto boy asks a chick if there was “poop” when she had anal.3.Clowns fucking in a supermarket.4.A clown maste
ask-hexandtesla: What was that? Valentines was LAST sunday? pfft I can celebrate love day whenever I want :U. Happy Late Valentine ^^; <3 ———- Hex: “!!!!!!!!!!” //Hex seems to stumble into the most interesting of situations sometimes. Happy
pancakeke:animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die
Today in class this girl was getting asked to homecoming by a senior but she already hinted to him that she kinda didn’t want to go with him so before all his friends came with a huge “Will you come to homecoming with me?” poster
It’s cute af when characters have to wake up someone in the middle of the night to ask them to take them to the bathroom!Maybe cause they are too scared for some reason to go by themselves (saw a scary movie/ scared of the dark/woke from a nightmare
black-to-the-bones: In November last year, 46-year-old Sherrell Faulkner was found with critical injuries next to a dumpster in Charlotte, North Carolina. Last Tuesday, Faulkner died of her injuries, making her the 11th transgender person—so far all
If the whole fatphobia thing was about health and concern then y’all’d complain about smokers and alcoholics and drug takers. Shit never was about concern or anything good, y’all just want fat people to die and feel miserable til it happens.
darkflamedmerkitten: manosukenaitou: reznorsbrat: aaizawaa: lesbiananti: aaizawaa: aaizawaa: bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me
hazel2468: hey here’s a hot fucking tip. If your response to Jews talking about the recent shooting is to criticize us for using the word “goy” to talk about non-Jews, and to say that if we are “rude” no one is going to support us, you can
nervous little punk boy
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
I'm a fuck up and I kinda want to die
ask-irlteenage-canada: You see this jar? Why do I have it? I’ll tell you. I have been suffering from sever depression for a couple year now, and let me tell you, every day, I honestly just want to die, but I want to try something. I call it the love
ask-vasara:ask-acepony:Bee the irresistible floof magnet.Featuring: Vasara (NSFW)someone is going to die MOD: omg i love this! Thank you ahhhh <3Meeps! Oh dear… xD
ask-reinerb: uchuu-kyojin: Source Description: Living in a eventless peaceful world, I made this to see them enjoy the same life all the feels WHY THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
hazelandglasz: ohaidivz: maskedlink: HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO i die a little each time this is way too cute ok if i don’t reblog that gif consider that i’m in danger
♪ - song you’re listening to ♥ - crush ✔ - single or taken ✖ - virgin/not virgin ☀ - sexual orientation ✌ - favorite color ✄ - height & weight ✞ - religious views ☠ - worst way to die in your opinion ✰ - best
ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be
taedisplay: kerokamina: innervenom: savedmyselffromthedragon: karnythia: signalfire90: cesaret: joonchi: “May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?” I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets. To this day, I still
bisousexy:ariofthesea: Aoba and Koujaku in a pool (or a large onsen that reaches their shoulder blades) and Aoba asking to carry Koujaku around in the water bridal style because while he’s supported Koujaku’s 200-pounds-of-solid-muscle-body before
earthbooty: and so the sparrow sobbed in agony ‘why?’ it would ask ‘why would the hunter betray me?’ and so, it blamed itself for ever having beautiful wings in the first place
xianfrost: roboticmythos: xianfrost: Imagine Megatron bringing Kevlar to a meeting and Rodimus asks the sparkling’s opinion on a thing instead of Megatron He has very strong opinions “You’re not building a racing track in the common room!”
bonzananza: Oh, hey there! Nice to meet you, i’m just a cute lil peasant girl, going about my business What’s my name, you ask? Well, funny you should ask! My name is- INIGO MONTYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE
ileftmyheartinwesteros:I’m in the ER because the medicine my doctor gave me is inflaming my liver and I want to die🙃 I have a stomach ulcer.
I fell down the stairs and I can barely lift my baby. My husband probably won’t be allowed to come home, his parents and brother won’t come out, and I’d rather fall down again than ask my parents for help. I’ve never felt so lonely
griffoendor: Snape: “I was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could.” Harry: “My mom was awesome!”
emt-monster: We’re ALL going to die!(When I’m in that kind of mood, and the patient asks “Am I going to die?”)
dxphni: no offense but i hate my life and i’ve been asking to die for way too many years to still be alive rn
iguanamouth: just had a dream where there was a baby evolution of koffing called puffle and it looked like this and also it was a nightmare and im pretty sure i died at the end of it
College and life got me wanting to die rn
maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug: prayerstiel: JARED TWEETED AND SAID FOR THE SEASON FINALE HE HAD TO GET TO HIS “EMOTIONAL PLACE” OH MY GOD DOES SOMEONE DIE OH MY FUCKING are you really asking if someone is going to die on Supernatural like are we
fallenbadass: i love it when my friends watch a tv show i’ve already seen every episode of and they ask me if a certain character is going to die and i’m like no and then they get to the episode the character dies and i get to watch them fall apart
hello please ask me things, im being a little baby and since no one is around to take care of me im gonna try to be distracted
zebeck-blogs replied to your post: I’m sorry, but can I ask you to tag your uucest? I… omg i cant wait for the day someone asks me to tag all my dirkuu id have to die before doing that lmfao RIGHT? that’s just like me asking you to
seeriously replied to your post: anonymous asked:I may be wrong bu… yeah, she calls karkat karkitty. maybe she just couldn’t ignore the obvious cat pun…? spartalabouche replied to your post: anonymous asked:I may be wrong bu… doesnt
gaylittlerocks: And what is this may I ask? UPDATE: This was released on the Cartoon Network Anything app… Apparently…
askwidowmaker: I am not built to feel emotion, and yet I have never wanted to die more than I do right in this moment.
OBLIGATORY KEYSMASH aahahhhhhaahhhaaaa what has this show done to us i’m dying ;;;;;;:
hawkehell: there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes: they draw it in 2 hours they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt
Does anyone happen to have the JP raw for tMnR’s Shiawase Relation and willing to scan/share it with us? We’re looking to work on this. Please send asks/fanmails or email us at machigai.nerds@gmail.com.-Kouhai
I’ve never had a Monday off so idk what to do with myself! I’m super boredddd. :(Send me messages :)Not through kik cause I’m playing a game on my phoneeee. K byes.
lil-spicypepper:I went to the gym twice today and now I’m dying Ooh can ppl send me asks because I’m sleepy and I wanna answer fun stuff. And none of this “what’s ur fav sex position” or “would u screw 10 dudes or 5 dudes and 3 girls” ask
