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askcaffeinehazard: Blehlehlehlehlehhh.An example of what you can do with the Your Character Here base 8D Featuring askspades x3 Cuuuute <3
askcaffeinehazard: CaffeineHazard.exe has stopped working. Please re-caffeinate immediately. Please don’t close the program D’8 x3 D’aww~ <3 *re-caffeinates* c:
askcaffeinehazard:It’s the Mod’s birthday 8D^w^! Happy birthday~ =3
askcaffeinehazard:You know, I’ve heard a lot of ponies talking about a new game called “Under Tail” lately and I just have no idea what’s so good about it!I mean, my tail is long enough to sit under, but I really don’t find it all that amazing
askcaffeinehazard:KISS IT!-wiggle wiggle-X3! Dohoho~
askcaffeinehazard:A birthday gift for Rytel of his character, Meteorite ^^Yes, tails work that way for me! 8Dx3!
askcaffeinehazard: I want you all to meet my sister, Decaf Safety 8D Our parents were not creative with names~ She’s a bit of a lethargic kill-joy but I love her all the same <3 x3
askcaffeinehazard:This here image is way too fittin' fer dear ol' Caff-Hazard. Why, they could quite easily say: “Yep, that's none other than yours BREW-ly.” X3 — This is glorious!Mod: I would definitely still only be Javanaut! Still got some
askcaffeinehazard:Too… Hot… uuggghhhhThis floor is my home now. Blep. (For those who don’t know, it’s summer here in Australia :P )x3 D’aww~! :P
askcaffeinehazard:Valentine’s Day Card for you all~Inspired by an image @backgrounds-ponies did 8DX3
askcaffeinehazard:I also made this other one but wasn’t satisfied with it as an icon. :) External image ———– Heeeee look at the amazing coffee jitters~!Yours will be done very soon 8DOh dear… >w<
askcaffeinehazard:askspades:Who said oversized plastic balls were restricted to rodent-only transportation? High visibility, suitable for most terrain and room for two! Won’t you come for a spin~? I even remembered to put airholes in the lid this time!
askcaffeinehazard:Short maaanneeeee~ Not a permanent change, just a once-off picture :PCute =3
askcaffeinehazard:Got bored and fiddled with a Furvilla base to make a Caff All bases are free-to-use and can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/scraps/furvilla/ Gahhh it’s super dark on my phone but looks fine on my computer. I hope you guys
askcaffeinehazard:When I first met @input-command‘s Gran’t, I was a little confused as to whether his eyebrows were his eyes or vice versa :F I had no idea which to look at when talking to him! Boy, I hope he didn’t think I was being rude! x3
askcaffeinehazard:penpaperpercolator:@askcaffeinehazardYaaaassssssomg xD
askcaffeinehazard:Commission for @dieseltherepairbug! 8D Stop asking him to fix your printers >:CThough I think at this point, it’s time to invest in a new one 8UxD
askcaffeinehazard:hazzmuro:#science @askcaffeinehazardMY SECRET IS OUT! AW NUUU>w<!
askcaffeinehazard:Doodled in Hazz’s stream tonight ~ Context: When a farrier or vet treats a horse, they sometimes place duct tape on their nose to distract them and take their minds off what the strange human is doing to them. It calms the horse and
askcaffeinehazard:Commission for @dieseltherepairbug !Caff: No, really! She’s our long lost sister, Half-Caff! I mean, look at her! She looks just like us! She’stotallynotachangelingoranythingDecaf: ….Yeah…Sure, whatever. Can I go back to
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askcaffeinehazard:Show-style Caff is kind of adorable<3
askcaffeinehazard:iguanamouth:iguanamouth:iguanamouth:iguanamouth:hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heres what my gastly costume looks like so farorb v. 2 t e e t h p a t c
askcaffeinehazard:Born from a conversation with @whiteoutpony x3!
askcaffeinehazard:Dat plot though.@reyesroyalties X3
askcaffeinehazard:Transparent Reindeer Caff for the holidays <3 x3!
askcaffeinehazard:A joke suggested by a friend in IRC when discussing how short Caff is :P(She’s a Falabella , one of the shortest miniature horses - for those who don’t know) x3! D’awww~!
askcaffeinehazard:Aaand this, cause I’m still sick and my nose is all red and sore :FI literally have a cardboard box full of used tissues beside my bed D8 (getting better though) Aww ;w; Get well soon!
askcaffeinehazard:@ask-flora-blooma c: x3 D’aww~
askcaffeinehazard:Happy Hearts and Hooves Day <3 Cuteness~! ^w^
askcaffeinehazard:Decaf: -sigh- [Mod - And that’s it, all three updates with Decaf-Taur]@reyesroyalties X3
askcaffeinehazard: reyesroyalties: reyesroyalties: askcaffeinehazard: Decaf: -sigh- [Mod - And that’s it, all three updates with Decaf-Taur]@reyesroyalties OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OWO Posted kinda late so REBAGLE :D [Mod - Ooooh das lewd. Hehe
askcaffeinehazard:Caff.. We’re talking magical horses with unnatural hair and coats… I don’t think logic really counts. x3
askcaffeinehazard:@askspades is the perfect height to curl up on for cuddles <3 D’aww~ <3
askcaffeinehazard:Nuzzle <3 <3!
askcaffeinehazard:So here we have @ask-schizopony‘s Roxanne bumping into my boy, Sephtis.Roxanne was off for a stroll when she saw some lovely bird of paradise flowers. I don’t think she expected to be pulling a critter from the bush, however :FSometimes
askcaffeinehazard: Happy chocolate day From the Caffster Bunny~ ^w^!
askcaffeinehazard: I couldn’t resist doing this after @reyesroyalties and I were discussing the similarities between Mocha and Decaf and a lot of silly relationship comics we were looking at, at the time.This was inspired by this one: X3!
askcaffeinehazard:I’m out of coffee :c If you like what I do, please feel free to donate to my Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/CaffeineHazard Aww ;w; What a travesty! Someone save the bby
askcaffeinehazard: askbelgianwaffle: “All part of a complete breakfast!”(Credit for breakfast hero idea came from @askcaffeinehazard.) AND HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK, THE CAFFEINE KID! x3!
askcaffeinehazard:Eeee look at these two <3Commission I got from @ms-xana a little while ago! Go show them some love! Ahhhhcute <3
askcaffeinehazard: Okay, TeeSpring I’ve had enough. (rant under cut) Keep reading Oh jeeze… >_< Sorry you had to put up with all that… boosting as a warning to others! I was tempted to get shirts from them in the past, but I think
askcaffeinehazard:Been doing some reaction images based on one of the expression memes. X3 Nice~ c:
askcaffeinehazard:For the Anon who said I should try a less realistic style.This took way longer than it should have. Why did cartoony take longer than realistic?! Caff is dorbs in any style <3
askcaffeinehazard:Thought of this today. Good thing I wear long pants to work 8D X3
askcaffeinehazard:From a Discord chat:FI’m apparently a mum to three people now haaaa xD
askcaffeinehazard:When the cake fridge at work is boring and your coworkers know you do art… x3! Cute!
askcaffeinehazard: askaquaticbab: Bab : If Aaaaaa is here, I wont get bored @nihilagis @askcaffeinehazard Caff: Hey! You look bored. Wanna get a coffee from the food cart? @askaquaticbab x3!
askcaffeinehazard: ethmoiids: Happy birthday @askcaffeinehazard !! Hope you had a wonderful night! Awwwwww lookit this adorable little thing right here! omg <3I just can’t.. It’s too cute, I am dead. Dorbs! <3
askcaffeinehazard: swifty223: I forgot to post this, I decided to draw one of @askcaffeinehazard characters. Oh. My. God. Okay this is utterly adorable! In her lil coffee cup with the lil biohazard hnnnnn. Thank you so much! Hnnng~! <3
askcaffeinehazard:Is my Pokesona, the Cubat 8D =o Eeeee, neat concept! x3
askcaffeinehazard: askspades: @askcaffeinehazard did you just say what I think you just said? You know I did~ X3!
askcaffeinehazard: askcaffeinehazard: Fun at the National History Museum xD
askcaffeinehazard: Update: We’re at 迶.16! We’re Ū,136 away from being able to fix my tooth!Check out the original post with commission info here: http://askcaffeinehazard.tumblr.com/post/171927496191/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-had-some-bad-news
askcaffeinehazard: aerialaim: Aerial: They really like you, @askcaffeinehazard! Must be because they like the smell of coffee grounds! ((Aerial is now the deliverer of my gnat products.)) I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY PURCHASE! xD
askcaffeinehazard: askcaffeinehazard: Out of surgery! Actually, been out since 7pm and it’s now 10:30pm. Everything went well, I don’t even remember falling asleep and the first thing I did when waking up was kicking the blanket off as hard as I
askcaffeinehazard:Commission for @yaktan-sfw based on the bench press scene in Meet The Spartans. Basically - it looks like they’re doing something naughty but he’s actually using Trian as a weight for bench pressing :PI tried to find the scene