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turnpikehootenanny: You bear the vicious brunt of this story transition directly in the face. You are getting really tired of this feisty man and his busy fists. Dad is brutal. I wish Dad was my dad. <3
cheatingcaps: “Yes I’m still in the bathroom! I know I’ve been in a while, god who are you my dad? Can’t you give me a break and - unff ungh ungh - leave me alone? No I don’t know where your friend has gone, he’s probably - *glug ungh
sempaiko: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad #wait am i duct taped to a wall
Mr. Newsman - what.
jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad
ghostdigits: Catching up on some board posts, starting with “Stuck Together”, “Are You My Dad?”, and “I Am My Mom”.Credit: Topaz head by Raven, Funland BGs by Paul.
HAMON IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK HUMANS STRONGER!
Are you my Zim?
I’ve dedicated my life in the pursuit of this one question.
Can-o-Beans: The refreshing taste you can’t bean-lieve.
Hey, good job, you two. Keep up the great work.
Rock solid Mom Logic.
Hi dad, I’m hungry.Wait. No. I think I got that mixed up.
#myart
Weirdo survivalist Connie is best Connie.
Friend good.
Hello, Topaz. Hello, grotesquely trapped humans.
Aw jeez.
rvpphire:Are You My Dad is up
Aquamarine, one of the first non requested, non-collab piece in a while, shes a jerk but shes my jerk
ninsegado91: dream-cassette: “are you my dad?” Thicc!
Just one hour to go until back-to-back episode of Steven Universe! Catch “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom,” you won’t wanna miss them!
Just a half an hour left until back-to-back new episode of Steven Universe! “Are You My Dad?” followed by “I Am My Mom”
Only 15 minutes to go until back-to-back Steven Universe episodes, “Are You My Dad?” and “I Am My Mom”!
IT’S TIME!
Oh boy, here we go! What a finale! I’m so so excited for next season (looks like we’re finally gonna see Homeworld! And learn a bunch of stuff!) Let’s go bit by bit so I don’t miss anything (or, well, to reduce the amount of stuff I forget I wanted
Diamonds and Rust
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
ohseagull:Are You My Dad?/I Am My Mom
Pretty much everyone’s first thought upon meeting the new Gems in “Are You My Dad?”
popikat: Are you ‘my dad’?
KROSSAN
Chouchou is gonna meet Sasuke and be like “hot damn are you my dad”
Chocho is gonna meet Sasuke and be like “hot damn are you my dad”
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
everyone-is-a-lost-criminal-mind: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad #Wait can someone please get me fuck off out of this fucking tape
kingjunmyeonn: are you suho AF?
you are the sun.
MY DAD AND I ARE GETTING NEW WEIGHTS FOR THE BASEMENT YAAAAYYY also I think I’m still drunk. I’m so friendly when I’m drunk. Fabulous night with all my followers lmao
lostwiginity: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad What about the guard in the background, though?
thelastdoctorman: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad #wait are you my dad #wait #is that guy that kids dad
lesly-oh: Are you my dad?
madeupmonkeyshit: African parents are the type to beat your ass then turn bipolar on you
OMFG MY DAD IS BLASTING FRIDAY FROM HIS COMPUTER
I’m watching Bronze with my dad and he just got up and took a picture of Melissa Rauch’s face on the screen. Me: What are you doing? Dad: Making a meme. Me: Excuse me? Dad: I make memes and I put other shit on them. Me: Why? Dad: How do you
directorhachi: OKAY SO ABOUT THAT NEW PROMO Just about the biggest mystery for about everyone I’m guessing is what the heck “Are you my dad?” is supposed to be about. It seems to be a line from the new Gem, and yet Gems have no concept of parentage
pearlssardonyx:Are you “my dad”? Thanks to /r/SULeaks and 4chan for pointing this out!
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