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meatluvvr: The Moment Shit Got Real at Club-X Remember when Nancy and Robin first came downstairs to witness the real Club-X? Remember that girl on the table saw? Her demise was little more than an anecdote to the story. Do you ever think about her?
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/05/26/paige-blue-holds-the-key-to-your-cock/Paige Blue might always have the key to all our hearts, but, tonight, she is telling an anecdote about an older man she kept in chastity for months when she was a teen. I don’t
tristenblewart: Kate Winslet tearfully remembering Alan Rickman at London Critics Awards (x) jan. 17, 2016, at The May Fair Hotel
(Peeing Tom seems Peeping Tom, a slang term for “voyeur”; ital.: guardone)
ms-moretz: [On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we
ryangoslingsource: Why Ryan Gosling Sucks At Tweeting
Taylor Swift at “The Jonathan Ross Show”, oct. 6, 2012 (London)
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lizanddave: Lol.. so true. It always amazes me, just how easy it is to make my husband cum, with an anecdote or two… ;) - L
Recite a poem. Read the first page to one of your favorite books. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle. Do a tongue-twister. Say something in a different language. Share an anecdote. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
arrow311o: galaxyhymn: anomolisticbeauty: malgosh: moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining
vintagegeekculture: This month, Dana Linn Bailey is the first woman on the cover of Muscular Development since Rachel McLish in 1996.The question the article asks is sincere: she may be the most popular bodybuilder alive. Anecdotally, the line for her
ealsopart: (Day 2: Favorite Fighting-type) Silly anecdote: I named my first Scrafty ‘The 90’s’. Whenever I withdrew it from battle, it would say “THE 90’S! COME BACK!!”. Wish I had photographic evidence.
fuckyesoldhollywood: One of the best old Holltwood anecdotes ever: During the filming of a bathtub scene in ‘Knight Without Armour’, Marlene Dietrich slipped on a bar of soap falling naked and spreadeagled before cast and crew. Ever the professional,
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explore-blog: I’m also drawing inspiration from newspaper headlines and anecdotes that I hear and things that I see at the supermarket. In this wonderful short film, writer Dan Chaon adds to our ongoing archive of wisdom on writing, speaking to the
untrustyou: chicago anecdote by Johnny de Guzman
vacilandoelmundo: “I normally go into my conversations with a set of proven questions to ask, that I find will elicit a wide variety of anecdotes from people’s lives: happiest moment, saddest moment, things like that. But with people fleeing
moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t
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obstructedviewra: powerburial: iamaponyrocket: powerburial: someone buy this guy some ice cream Pointless personal anecdote time: every cop I know is queer and/or trans, and I’ve never known what to make of that. ??? what are you talking about
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‘Absence of Choice' Untangling captives from the web of human trafficking by Harrison Berry The victim had been testifying for hours, and through the whirlwind of anecdotes, digressions and tears, Ada County Sheriff’s Office Detective
mayamarinwritesomo: As with most of my anecdotes, this one starts with a ridiculously huge iced coffee. It is pumpkin spice season, y’all. These iced coffees are 32oz, so almost 1L. My awesome friends threw me a small birthday party last night.
anakedglassofwine: I received a message from someone that mentioned previously having a blog that contained personal photos and anecdotes until she acquired stalkers that caused her to delete. The unfortunate reality is that the message wasn’t the
lyinginbedmon: johannesviii: prokopetz: One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and
joannethewitch: rsfcommonplace: thebaconsandwichofregret: disgruntledinametallicatshirt: you know what actually pisses me off? when I finally start to feel a smidge of confidence in my writing ability and then some JERK POSTS A SINGLE LINE FROM A TERRY
Hi friends, I have been having really super fun, super depraved sex with a new human that I have a crush on for basically two days straight and I am living my best kinky life and wanted to let you all know ✨
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spacepupx: LEASH 3: Patient Zero Tell us about the first time you cracked a whip and felt more Elvira than Indiana Jones. For Leash 3 we’re looking for short anecdotes about how you discovered kink, sex and fetish. Comedy is gold! Deadline to show
miketooch:imsopopfly:muhbones: i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their
foggypebble: Anecdotal jokes on this site would be many times funnier if they didn’t end with shit like “aND I’M CRYING” or “I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 100000 YEARS”
skittlestew: Know what I appreciate? I appreciate how Ford is basically on loan from a TV-14 series and will casually Cave Johnson it up all over the place with his bad lab safety anecdotes, but then he’ll turn on a dime and just and like. that is
justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
Stop telling your Black friends about the antiblack shit your friends and family say and do if you never plan on checking them.. and even then.. chill the fuck out. We are not diaries or a void you can unleash your guilt filled anecdotes into.
gemini-privilege: woman: i was abused society: you need to show me police reports, physical evidence, medical history, a “guilty” court ruling and your personal anecdotes, all in that order. if it all adds up i MIGHT believe you a little bit. probably
the-bluebonnet-bandit: pigcatapult: The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal
cipheramnesia: thecringeandwincefactory: trans-mom: Me, to a cis person: “have you….have you had…the surgery?” Cis person: “what surgery?” Me: “the one that removes your head from your ass” Care for an anecdote? I call this one Cis
gahdamnpunk: This and Studio Ghibli sending a katana with a note that said “no cuts” to Weinstein when he was handling the distribution of Princess Mononoke are now my two favorite movie anecdotes
buddhawithoutorgans:buddhawithoutorgans:I really can’t emphasize enough how much I don’t care if the anecdotes people tell on here are true. We are sitting around a campfire telling tall tales, embellishments and flights of fancy are part
beaft:in light of the current “THINK OF THE CHILDREN” moral panic re unsuitable literature, i’d like to share an anecdote.my thirteen-year-old cousin came to visit a few months back. he saw my copy of american psycho and asked if he
wolfhavenintl: This week’s animal care anecdote: This picture shows Merlin guarding his chicken from his companion Ukiah (or who knows, maybe it was Ukiah’s and Merlin stole it). Notice how intently both are focused on it.
twosexy: Longtime followers may recall anecdotes about Camille and her dancing. In short, she draws a lot of stares from male observers, regardless of how many people are on the dance floor. I call her The Erection Generator. Just something about the
loki-of-sassgaard: anomolisticbeauty: malgosh: moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining
artchipel: Tran Nguyen - Enveloped Between a Pleated Thought / Catching Fragments of an Achromatic Anecdote. Acrylic & color pencil (2012) [Art Writer’s Wednesday with Abbie Cohen]
cdaae: Recite a poem. Read the first page to one of your favorite books. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle. Do a tongue-twister. Say something in a different language. Share an anecdote. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on
electric-euphonium: frankoceanbodydouble: so like hey mercy lovers around the fucking globe anecdotal evidence doesnt mean jack shit when as a whole mercy sucks like i dont give a shit if you’re a masters mercy main because like you would be top 500
littleasianflower:persephoneholly:Anecdotes by medical practitioners“A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that
petermorwood: lindentreeisle: satdjehuti: hobo-logical: tonelessmandarin: penfairy: bitter-badfem-harpy: penfairy: Okay, it’s official. I’ve found my favourite historical anecdote of all time. So in ancient Rome they had this tradition where
Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her
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