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Patreon SketchA bit of a throwback to some classic Starcross here. Star’s encounter with Larry’s Quarian OC from last month appears to have ended in a bit of anal vore (to no one’s surprise). Last month’s sketch: http://aryion.co

Next on the docket for this month…more butt stuff.

flashinginstores: Redheads are crazy, so it is no surprise to find one walking through a convenience store with one boob out, teasing the staff.

Back to School is in Session Welcome to Erotic Storybook Saturday and the closing chapter of our Back to School theme challenge. So far this week we have just one new entry. However this is still time to cram! I’m surprised that no one has yet submi

horniestincest: When we finally got to our cabin out on the lake we were surprised that no one was out there. Not even our parents who we had learned were stuck for 3 days due to flooding. Me and my sister took advantage of our time together…

Protip: I’m not being rude when I refuse to let you use my inking pens. I’m being hygienic. Srsly. Im surprised I dont have tooth damage now because of how much I use my mouth as a third hand.

valnoressa: 9000 Follower MilestoneAs promised, here’s the milestone image I put together for my 9k follower achievement! Val’s gone and got herself captured by Orcs (a surprise to no one) and they have a very different plan to help her celebrate

sandrabbullock-deactivated20141: “You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.”

kindlybeatingher: Which is more humiliating the fact that she is on her knees sucking cock or that no one, including the guy she is sucking, is paying any attention to her?

purpleardent: My husband turned onto cuckolding. He said he wanted to see me with other men. I wasn’t sure at first, I found our sex life no less than excellent, but I succumb as he kept bringing it up. And to no one’s surprise did I enjoy it. A

lyrabelacqua: that1girlsierra: ambivalentalumna: I’m feeling Needle and Now My Watch Begins but I think for tonight I may need to go with We Do Not Sow (although I don’t think I have rum or triple sec). It will surprise no one that Cersei’s

sleepygimp: calmdraws: So, surprising no one at this point, they’ve finally confirmed they’re putting a stop to explicit erotic content here on Tumblr. I like to respect rules, so from Dec 17 you will no longer see me upload illustrations here. At

Spike’s Quest - Chapter 4 (page 49/50) What lied beyond the darkened tunnels was, to no one’s surprise, more darkness. The four dragons made their way through very poorly lit caverns and tunnels in an attempt to find a way out. A stray

Biba is a terrible person and no one is surprised.Kurusu is helpful with emotions and everyone is surprised.This episode isn’t anywhere near as tight as previous ones, but wow. They really know how to commit to a concept, don’t they? Biba walks into

bimbohearts: achypno: I don’t think I’d ever looked at this before. Interesting group, my 9 Tumblr crushes. To the surprise of no-one, my new favorite fellow Tumblr (and Taylor) titslave mantrazombie is at the top. Past that it’s mostly other

Now up for patrons: Barbarian Zarya took home the gold, to no one’s surprise. You motherfuckers love your muscle gals. https://www.patreon.com/Idlecom

idlecum:Now up for patrons: Barbarian Zarya took home the gold, to no one’s surprise. You motherfuckers love your muscle gals. https://www.patreon.com/Idlecom

idlecum: Now up for patrons: Barbarian Zarya took home the gold, to no one’s surprise. You motherfuckers love your muscle gals. https://www.patreon.com/Idlecom Uncolored version of this is now up on twitter!

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shorelle: OK I know this has been brought up a lot already, but since his mother is technically a Disney princess….. does this mean Kylo Ren = actual Disney prince Ben Organa-Solo ?? ? aand to no-one’s surprise this emo space prince is my most terrible

hey freaks and goons is anyone still here? the worlds sadness is upon me so in a surprise to no one my love of porn and gooning has been at an all time high. it’s been a real cure for my anxiety. i thought it made sense to start posting again and

meetmeinthe-bedroom: brunetteslutwife: 3holes4you: Sometimes guys are dumb and you have to give them hints. All the time. I always need to be the one pushing for harder, rougher sex. Can no one surprise me? Good girl-C.

I just wrote a paper on Transient Global Amnesia and Antergrade Amnesia for my cognitive neuroscience class. Clap for me, because I procrastinated so hard that I’m surprised I finished it on time. And I would not recommend asking me to read it.

ittybittykittytittys: To no one’s surprise, the guys always lost to the girls in strip twister for their “lack of flexibility” ;9

Wow, this might really be the end of tumblr. Their algorithm, to no one’s surprise, is absolute garbage and is tagging all sorts of non-porn as nsfw.

unclelucas: ultradaddaddad: Luckily for Austin, he still looks very young and no one thinks twice about giving him a bag full of candy. When it comes time for the night to end, his dad brings him to one final house to close out the night. Surprise,

badoinkvr: The beautiful Riley Reid is trying outfits for her date with some dude and she needs a guy’s opinion. Sure, no one likes to be in the friend zone, but Riley’s got a surprising confession for you – even if this is a one-off. Get your

hisagichan: Kili’s & Fili’s ring,I want them. But rly tho where are these sold?

japhers: AU where everyone gets really laid back magical girl outfits and fight to jazz music and no one dies

ohpineapples: my favorite hero team, to absolutely no one’s surprise

ohpineapples:my favorite hero team, to absolutely no one’s surprise

theelka:In anime, when Tae mentions that she used to work at Toue’s lab, you can notice a slight change of emotions in Mink’s face, as if he realized something.

thechekhov: And now in a turn of events that surprises absolutely no one - I’m still bonkers for @10yrsyart Dolphins and Ducks AU. I tried to caption this several times and couldn’t decide between several options so I leave it all to you. What are

rnisused: “You had a partner… Perhaps you still do.” that time when sherlock compared marriage and partnership and basically admitted he and joan were kinda married (to no one’s surprise)

haydentone: TransfixedBack from the dead yes an update surprise surprise. School is now finished and I still feel like shit. what the hell no one reads this part anywaymore to come very soonPart 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

phoneticmeow:Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and

fedupblackwoman: dysfunctunal: audio-sexual: Make that FIVE. Stephanie Hicks was murdered on July 4th. These are just the ones we know. I swear to fucking…not a damn thing changed. I didn’t even know this Why am I not surprised no one knew?

phoneticmeow:Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and

incaseart: sleepygimp: calmdraws: So, surprising no one at this point, they’ve finally confirmed they’re putting a stop to explicit erotic content here on Tumblr. I like to respect rules, so from Dec 17 you will no longer see me upload illustrations

tylergoulston: Today’s #TWGOK tag is filled with “KEIMA YOU ASSHOLE” and the like. Still surprised that no one, you know, noticed how UTTERLY SHITTY having to do that made him feel. No one wants to have to break someone’s heart, not even Keima.

So here are the results of August’s pool. I feel like, to the surprise of no one Swapping Love was #1, but ultimately these were the standings pretty much the whole week.Looking forward to expanding on three stories I feel all have plenty of room to

scavengedluxury: maisonderriere: maisonderriere: To the surprise of no one, the new Morrissey song is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Morrissey’s stolen my sixth form lyric book and won’t give it back Totally reading this in my head in Rik Mayall’s voice.

wellpoopstoyou: Today I went to my local Walmart because I needed tupperware to transport my now three betta splendens to college in.I went to the fish aisle, like I always do, and prepared for hell as I walked in. To no one’s surprise, we found the

liberalsarecool:To the surprise of no one.

yunisverse: at some point we need to stop being surprised that no one else is surprised bc this is just the lives they lead, man

nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!” A surprise to no one I am making Pirate Sora! I have eight different kinds of pleather for this for his coat, super excited to work on

nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!” A surprise to no one I am making Pirate Sora! I have eight different kinds of pleather for this for his coat,

nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: nipahdubs: “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!” A surprise to no one I am making Pirate Sora! I have eight different kinds

yourownpetard: reasonandempathy: assassinationtipsforladies: m-l-rio: In news that surprises literally no one A+ stockphoto choice tho This…actually doesn’t really mean anything. You’re supposed to cite yourself if your research is connected.

purpleardent: My husband turned onto cuckolding. He said he wanted to see me with other men. I wasn’t sure at first, I found our sex life no less than excellent, but I succumb as he kept bringing it up. And to no one’s surprise did I enjoy it. A

mirzers: Surprising literally no one, RWBY Art Challenge Day 4: Favorite CFVY MemberVelvet means so much to me.

Had a really sweet customer…who was also hella fucking weird. Surprise, surprise! She also asked me if I had a bf and when I said no, she replied, “Good, you don’t need one.” Can’t say I disagree with her.

heres-to-a-day-to-remember: pizzaotter: jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people NO DONT DO THAT So surprised that no ones said anything about American Horror Story: Asylum on this post yet…

yunisverse: at some point we need to stop being surprised that no one else is surprised bc this is just the lives they lead, man

quicksiluers: and to the surprise of no one!!!

deadwooddross: Showing off my preferred headcanon via topless tuesday(no one is surprised)

thecatwhowalksthroughwalls replied to your post: surprise! it was porn no one is surprised by that hahahah~ yeah. surprise tag porn is a bit expected now, isn’t it?

pandoricscripture: xuunies: pandoricscripture answered: Nora getting all dolled up for prom night, and everyone is surprised because no one expected Nora to look /stunning/ (kinda forgot the “suprised” part when drawing this omfg) HEAVENS BE

hollowsentinel replied to your post: anonymous asked:Who do you think …What’s stopping you from saying both are extremely ticklish and that Ruby and Yang regularly “attack” them for the lulz?bc the chances of those two letting anyone surprise

tell me(privately in an ask so no one is accidentally spoiled)

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