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tfw you take it so far she has to rub herself just to try and get even an ounce of pleasure from the humiliation you’re putting her through
Tfw no hot monkey dick for 7 years
tfw your bf turns into a giant fish monster and wants affection from you 24/7aka save 09.
Tfw sister location gets you up to 2000
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TFW you want that dog.
TFW you are fucking yourself with a dildo and you give birth to another dildo
Tfw you convince your gm to do some size shennaignas in a future sessioncharlie loves his tiny friends <3
tfw you tryna take a cute photo with your floaty zebra but @timeismeow insists on this being a foot fetish situation (at Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)
tfw you get your first high score on a machine at your home/treehouse #thankstomysenseis #waytooproud #finally cc:@sharonezra dude omg look
tfw a babe recognizes your babeness #thatcorset #SDCC (at Jolt'n Joe’s Gaslamp)
tfw you in the bathroom tryna selfie and your friends keep yelling at you haha comic con karaoke party bus #SDCC
tfw you and your best friend play laser gun fight with electric car chargers and realize you’re not actually real adults (at Cafe Gratitude Arts District)
tfw you’re too short for the DJ booth #afterschoolspecial (at Ace Hotel & Swim Club)
tfw the producers want you to wear what you arrived in & you’re reppin @astronautalis
tfw they use a blue screen so you can finally wear your green clothes for the shoot!
tfw you’re supposed to be playing well on Ghostbusters for the tournament but you do well on Walking Dead instead (at EightyTwo)
tfw you wanna be tough cuz your friends suck but you actually love everyone and you want them to live long and prosper
Tfw you try to take a photo with a puppy
tfw you have to tell a giant ghost king that what he’s doing is bloody dumb and he acts so offended by it.
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TFW you know she’s loving it.
Tfw the train you were waiting for passes through the platform without stopping.
Tfw your barista knows you by name and excitedly calls it when you walk in
TFW his hot cum splashes your hole and coats your insides.
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Tfw the creator of Steven Universe and it’s fandom, Rebecca Sugar, likes a post 50% dedicated to nsfw Jasper x Lapis…Pretty similar to tfw you try to tell a fandom that bullying people for shipping (Jaspis) is wrong, and that literally no
tfw scientists can’t find you in the woods, so they call you a meme
Tfw you trade shifts with your coworker but you didn’t actually want to 😫 Tfw that shift you just gave up, you would have opened with that one coworker who always pisses u off but you’ve crushed on each other b4 and maybe probably still
happy tfw no gf day
Tfw you make a +10 Crimson Wire [2] with a batch of 20 or less of them:Tfw the same +10 Crimson Wire [2] decides to get to +15 in under 10 tries:
hasuyawwn: impromptu miniprint for yaoicon because i had one spot empty on my printing sheet lmao been wanting to draw prince since his episode aired but never got around to it lsdkfjlskdhg
emolynz: tfw all ur interested in is art and music and u will end up on the streets
tfw you’re home alone.
tfw u find out the person u have a crush on isn’t straight.(⊙ω⊙ ) tfw u find out said person is also politically & socially aware.(◎ω◎ )
We Made It
uhhwaitwot: #TTNG I’m pretty sure this is gibbon
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Lifeless Automaton
F A T H E A V E N
sewnies: everything and everyone breaks my heart
TFW the last 3 minutes of Ki happen
xekstrin: milk-puppy: KITTY… #tfw not soft
TFW THE DEEP DARK YEARNING HOLE IN UR HEART has been filled once again with the return of Catnip by @fiercesomestdefenestrator gjkldshldkjfghlsdfkjh
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