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I’m never safe from the booty, it always finds a way to appear.
A tumblr for porn should be called a yumblr.
So crotchboobjob and anal are currently tied, which comes as a surprise. Crotchboob job came in as a heavy underdog in the fetish cup. Vegas odds had crotchboob job as high as a 400. Let’s see where this goes.
mdgusty: lol This design is older than some of you. If I wanted to be persnickety she’s been around since Aug ‘95 so that makes her old enough to drink by my math.
nightblogging shitpost: Lapis’ alien dick glows in the dark like biolumiscent fish of the deep imagine
Passed finals with flying colors, now I have the time to draw naked cartoon characters again!
Well, I’m glad I deleted that harpy drawing, now. Looks like Wong got banned for the original one he drew.I guess I’m right to tread carefully if something that innocuous can get you banned.
I’m pretty excited - I have two more Bibliophilia pages to upload tomorrow in addition to the one I just posted. I was gonna wait and upload one a day, but I’m as impatient as the fans in my ask box.
It’s Friday - which means it’s TABLETOP NIGHT!I’m gonna be out late pretending to be multiple people for the amusement of others, so I won’t get much commission work done. But the first commissions should start rolling out tomorrow. In the meantime,
So my desktop decided to try and go tits up on me on my free day this week, and I’m busy Saturday, meaning commissions and updates are on pause until Sunday.Just wanted to give a heads-up to commissioners and the like for the delay. I had planned to
mfw I’m reading three separate comic retellings of Romance of the Three Kingdoms while playing Dynasty Warriors 7: Empires.Lu Bu and Cao Cao are God Tier husbandos, for the record.
After thinking on it a few hours, I decided to delete my wordy response to that post. While I still stand by what I said, arguing about politics - even if they’re art related - is pretty fruitless in most cases.I’m just gonna stick to drawing butts,
For those curious about my silence:I moved into a new apartment, which went great. Then I needed to get internet, which went not-great. Typical ISP dickery - I won’t have internet until Friday at the earliest.
I was gonna draw some porn soon, but I’m picking up TPP today, so… who knows if a man like me can return.Also, don’t try to spoil me. I’m already a demon
It’s my birthday today. I had a burger. It was good.I’ll upload something this week.
Given that I had like 1.2k asks in my inbox and had a month-long hiatus: I’ve erased all of the asks in my inbox to get a fresh start.So if anyone has requests, questions, comments, flames, innuendos, or whatever the fuck - there’s a fresh inbox
The best part of One Piece is happening again - the arc is finally over, which means I get to read it in one-shot, rather than week-by-week.
normallyscott replied to your photo “My roommates and I just cleared the Pacifist ending in Undertale. That…”Now for the genocide ending : DI honestly don’t think I’m tough enough to hurt these pixels. I think I’m gonna take Sans’
I have a gauntlet of tests to blitz, a research conference this weekend, and a paper to write - so I’ll be largely MIA until Tuesday.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
That guy who said he’d unfollow me for being “anti-trump” actually went and did it! The absolute madman!(Even though I never said whether I was pro/anti/indifferent)Bonus: He had an edgy Pinkie Pie avatar.
I tried to do some commissions tonight, but they were coming out like rubbish ‘cause I’m in a funk for no appreciable reason. I’m gonna chill and read some comics or something. Just wanted to give people a heads-up in case I’m lethargic with
bonerlord-9-11: shameful-display: I’ve had 3 careers, graduated 2 schools, and lived in 3 states since they got on the fucking boat. Since they got on the boat: We’ve had two presidential elections. Moot founded a website, the website failed, fullchan
Ninja Legend of Ninja the Shinobi - 1/3Back in 2011 I and a bunch of my friends drew for 24 Hour Comic Day, which is a day where you draw 24 comics pages. In 24 hours. Pretty self explanatory.Anyway - this living, breathing shitpost of a comic was my
YOUR MISSION IS TO GET ONE LAST CHRISTMAS GIFT AT THE MALL YOU PROCRASTINATING SACK OF FUCKTHIS WILL BE A SNEAKING MISSIONIF YOUR COVER IS BLOWN ISRAELI MEN WILL TRY TO SEND YOU CUTICLE POLISHERS
I keep getting messages along the lines of “Don’t give up!” or “Things will get better!” or “Don’t feel bad, Shame!” While you guys are very sweet and I appreciate the sentiment, I don’t know why there are some who think I’m depressed
I think one of my favorite things is seeing which of my posts my mutual follows tend to Like. It’s kinda funny noticing the patterns and preferences.Don’t worry: your secrets are safe with me
Small update for commissioners:I intended to work on commissions today and school work/other junk tomorrow, but the entire household was stricken with illness. So it’ll take me a few days longer to start rolling stuff out.
I added a FAQ so I can ignore all of these repeat questions
FUCKING INCREDIBLEThis is the packaging for Cheese Rings.
My comic’s gonna be on hiatus for a few days becauseSTREET FIGHTER 5, BABYNo amount of FGG/v pessimism can derail my hype. I even preordered like a shitter so I can get goggles Cammy.
The Anon that said he’d pay me ũ to cover Gamzee’s face actually did it.You are a man of honor.
In hindsight doing 2 weeks of Discrete Structures homework in 3 hours was not a good idea.
>tfw a bunch of your followers are better artists than you but you pretend like you’re all on the same level
Some of the requests I get are pretty passive-aggressive. If you say something like “I doubt you’ll even draw this”, that’s a bit of a self-fulfilling prophesy, ain’t it?
2nd to finish the exam before the end of the periodhad 5 minutes to spareonly 1/7th of the class finishes in time (including me)3 of those 5 had just given upFriends don’t let grad students write tests.
Best purchase the household has ever made. These two paintings make every visit to the bathroom a religious experience.
>when two artists you follow have a baby-slap-bitch-fight
me:(see new promo)me:Where is sheme:Fxxk you 砂糖me:*sob*
so the anon who said “corrupt gems with phones”? weeeelllll.basically steven wanted a snack but he remembered the chips were bubbled and since he was thinking of bubbling he bubbled his own phone and centipeetle got a hold of it(Submitted by shitpost-is
speaky rectangles i drew a thing(Submitted by shitpost-is-real)
Centipeetle doesn’t get it.(Submitted by shitpost-is-real)
shitposting time
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The fact that I haven’t lost followers due to the exponential increase in shitposting on my blog is baffling and wonderful.
fallouchboy: laptop or desktop person……..shitposter or aesthetic at heart…… denim jacket or leather…music out loud or in headphones….
some brief fallout shitposting under the cutits like I mean sure, your spouse + babby might be a big ash stain when you leave the vault and thus not relevant to your character anymore, but I mean does anyone really believe that? they’re gonna be in
beethesda replied to your post:some brief fallout shitposting under the…i think ppl were saying you just click on the other person to change spouse so here’s hoping the 10%. there was already ‘INTERRACIAL LESBIAN COUPLE’ confirmed in the
shitpost time me: *expects that ppl who cant deal with my shit either deserve better than me or aren’t worth my time* me: *has very few friends* me: :~)
itsprecioustime: shitposting
I’m doing another late-night art stream in about 1-2 hours.If you too shirk the harsh rays of the sun to shitpost at all hours of the night, then feel free to stop by. I’ll try and do a stream at a reasonable hour some time, I swear.
Shame Game ShitpostsI collected some of the shitpost-y drawings and edits that the party has made over the campaign. Most of these are from Water, the player of Roland. Each has a description (the person who made it and a little context).
Qrowin Shitposts
whatismoo:Ayy I made a shitpost.
hammertime-rwby: mrdistracted: hammertime-rwby: i miss shitposting is this not how her fight with Flynt went? Flynt was trumpet boy all along I would pay good money for more shitposts like this honestly
hammertime-rwby:I couldn’t stop thinking about these rbs on my last shitpost lmao
