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“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
A little present for the Sherlolly shippers. This was sent to me by boliyka.
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
o0katiekins0o: Happy Sherlolly Smutember!
vikkiethemimm: canadican: rider-waite: lauramain-sherlolly: dudeufugly: wivalamine: shahlalalalala: earthlyscum: can someone bring capes back into fashion when the fuck did they even go out of fashion Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
anderson-ships-sherlolly: consulting-doctor-in-the-impala: avenging-sherl0ck: frontier001: atreklife: Generations This is simultaneously cool and creepy. mccoy tho THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND IT’S FREAKING ME OUT CHRIS PINE AND WILLIAM
lauramain-sherlolly: dudeufugly: wivalamine: shahlalalalala: earthlyscum: can someone bring capes back into fashion when the fuck did they even go out of fashion Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
lunalovegouda: sherlolly-ship: savleighm: The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy x This is forever the cutest thing! I mean captain Picard and Gandalf!And they’re both knighted!They’re
canadican: rider-waite: lauramain-sherlolly: dudeufugly: wivalamine: shahlalalalala: earthlyscum: can someone bring capes back into fashion when the fuck did they even go out of fashion Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion The
anderson-ships-sherlolly: anderson-ships-sherlolly: I did a thing to my scale we got series 3 and this is still relevant
lauramain-sherlolly: dudeufugly: wivalamine: shahlalalalala: earthlyscum: can someone bring capes back into fashion when the fuck did they even go out of fashion Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion The first time the Incredibles
221b-ean: pastelle-prince: shadetastic: you can have FOUR who in your OTP made the grocery list and who did the writing in red Sherlolly shopping list
rose29793: 5herlockholme5: SHERIARTY SHERLOLLY JOHN JUMPING SHERLOCK JOHN CALLING SHERLOCK A COCK JUST EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND MORE JOHN CALLING HIM OTTER…
sherlolly: Louise knows and she loves it. Could not be more fantastic.
sherlolly-locked: Mrs. Hedgehog (By bassfanimation)
sherlolly-ship: Gold
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