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All Hail Lord Crackle by 123TurtleShellI am however, glad that someone remembers the original dragon lord :D :D
Magical Times
COOGI Pyro Crackle Print Sneaker
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
realmoftheoverlyobsessed: riebeckite: veronicaslides: gray-firearms: Train don’t give a fuck CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK ~Dashing though the snow~ GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN
bobbyhorin: when someone younger than you disrespects you
From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong.
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic: manual: Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty #things tentoo says to rose (via)
cumaeansibyl: kyra-lord-of-dystopia: poorhornycat: professor-sweetpea: jumblejo: oldfilmsflicker: The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW” better Okay good i
UNKNOWN PLEASURE
wastelord: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.
unwinona: urulokid: tico-taco-ra-ra-ra: urulokid: jellybaby74: urulokid: zionicbond: urulokid: chibitamichan: urulokid: Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute Like you don’t understand okay I
ultimateventist: charlesoberonn: If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction. #wow #fuck is old
aviolentlife: if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they
allons-yalexa: bernardclairvaux: wifis-lildevil: 0 to 100 real quick but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention wanna know how i got these scars
edwardspoonhands: gamzee-thehonk-makara: zidajane777: Parents repeating themselves I feel this on a spiritual level. Seriously…why do they do this? Is it generational? Or am I gonna start doing it someday?
sleepyhollowers: buzzfeed: These people are doin’ Halloween right. LOL I love One Night Stand and Freudian Slip LOL.
valium-stepmom: dinodrifterdarsh: dividedconsciousness: sizvideos: Video I should be able to watch this video without fear for the women in it. ^ my immediate thought was yeeesh they probably got death/rape threats
deafreaperventus: wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels: murderous-crows: *gay intensifies* are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics
piertotum-locomottor: 2-fab-4-ur-shit: thispondistoosmall: I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection. Translation Never lanis marshal, ladies and gentlemen.
makomori: #submit this for best short at the oscars
sidmalkin: Beau is just one of us.
tylerqueenofsass: that took an unexpected turn
lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable
sourcedumal: lesbianwarfare: probably the best vine ever But for real this song gets me so hype every time I hear it tho.
robotmango: when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer
neverstopsatall: leslie knows my ambition in life
pleatedjeans: The 20 Most Important Shower Thoughts of 2014
furbearingbrick: sirtroyofbaker: balalaikaboss: ejacutastic: I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF
goat-soap: it’s still ridiculously cool to me that inflicticting terrible comics about rams staying safe while drinking on thousands of college students is something I am paid to do
leftboob-enthusiast:Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)and it looks pretty normal, right?WRONGGREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
n3rdgirl:congalineofdurin:dear god, let it be enoughi took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it
shardspirit: tumblr + stories
capriciousguru:satyrbuddy:slugbox:FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.My mornings. pictured above, knightbloggers
tylerbrandt:my point exactly
dicksdicksandmoredicksdotcom:doidles:i…Unmute this.
What Keeps the Stars Apart
eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut thenthat is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY REACTION
yumes-art:Swiggity Swardis get in the Tardis
sizvideos:Video
itsnotpeanutbutter:hentai-ass: sexynemo: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Omfgggg when will this ever get old OH MY GOD as a white kid named Guark i can assure you the whire part is true
I know how you feel Coppy..
cataradical: i will return for the child within one month this is your warning
snakesenpai:kaijutegu:lokittyofcatsguard:snakes have gone through millions of years of evolution to become one of the most lethal hunters in the world and we parent them and call them noodles and boop their snoots and squeeze their headboobs i think
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Ramblings of a Who Girl
satwcomic: Bad BoyThe Icelanders are masters of controlling lava flow using water.Please support the comic via Patreon.
consultingangel-of-the-timelord: #my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
interdimensionalhitchhiker84: roachpatrol: skullspeare: man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets ‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’ ‘excellent. elaborate please’ ‘all mammals. two
baerito: when you finally come out of your room
vinegod: “Do you know that Jesus loves you?” by David Lopez
hongbaeling: People blatantly misinterpreting characters People blatantly misinterpreting your favorite characters
tealass22: stability: A cat ran into a door during a French baking show I can confirm this is still funny after watching it for the 15th time 😂
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: wishiwerethemoon: game of thrones where everything is the same except jaime & cersei are replaced jean ralphio & mona lisa saperstein from parks and rec
No Hank Pym. No Kirby-crackle mouth. What is the point of Ultron?
Giving my face a break so have some Christmas food. 🎄 #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #foodgram #foodgasm #foodofinstagram #instafood #instafoodie #christmasfood #melbournefoodies #foodinmelbourne #christmaspork #pork #crackle #porkcrackle #crackling
It may be lack of sleep or insanity BUT I saw this character and, for whatever reason, thought “Hey, I wonder if/how ECM would lewd this up”. I figure you’d get a giggle out of that, hope you’re doing well and have a great day! ^^Ohh yeah, Crackle
