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bird no!!!
oh fuck no
btw that bird chocolate fountain thing is apparently a scene from the movie Jack and Jill
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I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the fuck out of you if I see you reblogging that photo-set of the cockatoo covered in chocolate
KNIGHTICK POWER: I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the fuck out of you if I see you reblogging that photo-set of the...
I, too, am unfollowing everyone posting that bird image
LISTEN HERE CUM-SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hankpeters: fiz what the fuck did you do omfg lmao it was an accident u.u
princessnecrophilia: listen here, cum-slut
is tumblr gonna get mad at this animal abuse that also happened in jack and jill
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
im sorry
Fiz you broke tumblr.
IDK why you're all trying to defend yourselves
farewell!
the aftermath of that photo set :’( rip CGI bird
thegoodsonisbad: this is the last thing ill post regarding the avian achocalypse GREG
goatygoatyeah: thepopoteam: Ok most tumblr controversies I completely ignore (either accidently or purpousely) but this fucking CGI CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BIRD??? HOW DARE U POST THAT, CUM SLUT!!!! thing is fucking killing me and I can’t take it Like
idreamofthreeantelope: adriofthedead: fiztheancient: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. fdjdksfs fuck Uh
adriofthedead: antistellar: adriofthedead: spilledsalt: It’s 1:30 I have no idea what this is. what have I wrought Make it a drinking game and im in Alcohol Poisoning: The Game great
クイリリラにもチそなかいクンイミ?
payface: here you go, I made it less offensive and more kawaii.silly cgi birdie, what are you doing! aww
fwugradiation: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a frog. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a frog would never consume something like a bar of chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into
auwa: s3xyandtoothless: upstreamkoi: marielikestodraw: knowledgeiscake: m0rphling: pumb3ck: fagology: YES FUCKYES FUCKINGFUCKYESSSSSSSSS I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE THIS POST IS GLORIOUS. *DYING* vugfrzefyzvzhjyvfe Considering
You know
松野地獄
golgothasghirahim: penotbutter: 314159265358: basstrip: thebeautifulhustle: this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea. shut up its a light
sarkyfancypants: cthulhu-in-my-pu55y: YES Good Lord listen here cum-slut
bronzebasilisk: janauticalnonsense: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t have a fat kid. But guess what? I have 7. And I can tell you right now that a fat kid would never just walk into a waterfall of chocolate. They’ll
thelastlemonadebender: lathrine: jakeenglishswaifu: deadlyuntrainablehorses: di0medes: fluffy-moose: deadlyuntrainablehorses: di0medes: listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a pony. But guess what? I own 7. And
sseuregi: REMEMBER WHEN listen here cumslut
ponett:the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one
I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
