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neil-gaiman: pastelpatroklus: amandapalmer and neil-gaiman at the Thornbury Theatre on the 23rd of January. An amazing show that was thoroughly entertaining, followed by Amanda sitting and signing books for fans way past midnight, an impressive feat.
amandapalmer: we’re archiving my blog. this is the first mention i ever make of neil gaiman, long before we were dating.
amandapalmer: regarding this comment. here’s a public service announcement:**IF YOU COME ACROSS AN AMERICAN ARTIST, WRITER, JOURNALIST OR MUSICIAN RIGHT NOW WHO HAS NO POLITICAL OPINIONS AND/OR IS AFRAID OF TALKING POLITICS, BE VERY CONCERNED.**go
fuckyeahfemalemasturbation: amandapalmer: very NSFW. this is the the cover of “honi soit”, a student magazine at sydney university featuring 18 different vulvas of students on campus. law students at the university threw the book at the magazine
amandapalmer: i just published my first piece on Medium. read it and share. “No, I Am Not Crowdfunding This Baby (an open letter to a worried fan)”.
amandapalmer: lance’s apartment.
amandapalmer: DISCO BELLY. yes. that is my actual, real, 9-month pregnant belly - after 1,268 little mirrors were applied to it for this photoshoot. the photo just came out in a book called “the belly art project”, the brainchild of spanx CEO sara
neil-gaiman: amandapalmer: we’re archiving my blog. this is the first mention i ever make of neil gaiman, long before we were dating. The first thing I said about Amanda was What I like best in the picture below is that Amanda Palmer is the kind
amandapalmer: regarding this comment. here’s a public service announcement:**IF YOU COME ACROSS AN AMERICAN ARTIST, WRITER, JOURNALIST OR MUSICIAN RIGHT NOW WHO HAS NO POLITICAL OPINIONS AND/OR IS AFRAID OF TALKING POLITICS, BE VERY CONCERNED.** go
onyxabove: #amandapalmer #lmdart
dirtyberd: amandapalmer: very NSFW. this is the the cover of “honi soit”, a student magazine at sydney university featuring 18 different vulvas of students on campus. law students at the university threw the book at the magazine and forced then to
joannethewitch: rsfcommonplace: thebaconsandwichofregret: disgruntledinametallicatshirt: you know what actually pisses me off? when I finally start to feel a smidge of confidence in my writing ability and then some JERK POSTS A SINGLE LINE FROM A TERRY
amandapalmer: fishy-the-fish: rightundermyskin: Aaaah, the joys of NoShaveNovember. Twitter filled with misogynist garbage, guys in fedoras who think are hot because they have grown three little hairs on their chins. Right, where do I start? I am a
amandapalmer: every few years, i need to share this box of sloths to feel better after a long day. hopefully this is a mutually beneficial situation.
amandapalmer: ONLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE EVER. cc: @LanceHorne
hidesawell: mugwumpian:amanda palmer - “gaga, palmer, madonna”, a kitchen-ukulele-blogsong (via amandapalmer) Amanda Palmer, your opinion of Madonna and Lady Gaga’s is the only one I care about. Mostly because you used a ukulele to do it. I love
amandapalmer: thisisthemarauder: “Come on join the bloodsport.” —Dresden Dolls, Backstabber BRIAN VIGLIONE of THE DRESDEN DOLLS, VOGUEING. this makes my night.
amandapalmer: to avoid criticism
amandapalmer: reminder:
AMANDAPALMER.TUMBLR.COM
amandapalmer: my friend jeremy geidt just died. about two hours ago i was headed over to his house in Cambridge to say hello (he’s old, and he’s been sick lately) but wound up saying goodbye - he’d passed away about an hour before I got there.
amandapalmer: helloimtarnah: sierramckenzie: This is hard for me to post but I feel like it is important. I remember hating my face and hating my skin and looking at all the girls around me in middle school and on tv and in ads and feeling like I
amandapalmer: lindsaykatt: This song is Called “Miley, Lindsay, Amanda, Sinead. An Homage to Amanda Palmer’s Polemic on woman in Music." Lyrics: She is a part of the music continuum and she is part of this difficult world, She was
amandapalmer: Trent Reznor and I agree on one thing (via instagram)
amandapalmer: rules for being human. sent to me by my best friend Anthony, who is now facing cancer again after over a year in remission. and we all thought we were out of the woods.
amandapalmer:ahhh…Tasmania. (stills from the “map of Tasmania” video shoot. props to Casey long for making these suckers. I still have some of them in a box. NO NOT THAT BOX)
amandapalmer: lick my legs
Awesome #nofilter photo I took last night at the #amandapalmer show in San Juan.
neil-gaiman: amandapalmer: amandapalmer: neil-gaiman: amandapalmer: geeksofdoom: SO goth STOP IT So proud of my gothy wife. AGGGGHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOT GOTH !!!!!NOT GOTH !!!!for fucks sake ALSO WHO ARE YOU CALLING GOTH, DUDE WHO WROTE SANDMAN
amandapalmer: explore-blog: Amanda Palmer, eight months pregnant and exquisitely painted, recreates Damien Hirst’s Verity statue (top) in a performance art piece for the New York Public Library’s children’s book drive. Proud papa-to-be Neil Gaiman
neil-gaiman: amandapalmer: schroedinger’s door I will not tell you if it did or not.
appleblossomslovenotes: Look who’s been doing her fancy brows again! Ala amandapalmer. I’m glad I haven’t lost my steady hand.
amandapalmer: very NSFW. this is the the cover of “honi soit”, a student magazine at sydney university featuring 18 different vulvas of students on campus. law students at the university threw the book at the magazine and forced then to censor the
amandapalmer: PLAY YOUR UKULELE NAKED, CIRCA 1910. it’s all happening.
amandapalmer: warning: very naked. a very intimate and demure photo of the wonderful Bettie Page, by Peter Basch. i really love this. she’s not flashing that trademark Bettie Page grin, and she looks…human. plus, MAP.
amandapalmer: HOW TO LIVE LIKE A KING FOR VERY LITTLE by Thor Harris 1. DON’T SMOKE CIGARETTES. 2. DRIVE OLD JAPANESE CARS. EASY AND CHEAP TO FIX & THEY RUN FOR FUCKING EVER. 3. BUY MOST OF YOUR GROCERIES FROM THE PRODUCE SECTION. MOST OF THAT
justfiveminutesmore: amandapalmer: lick my legs OKAY. That’s Amanda Palmer. Of COURSE you’ll lick her legs if she says so!
amandapalmer: omg i already can’t wait for tax season
neil-gaiman: amandapalmer: adelaide Am I the only one wondering how puppet Neil managed to swallow pills bigger than his hand? Or how puppet Amanda managed to finish off that much booze? I do not believe this was a suicide pact. I think it was MURDER.
adamthealien: amandapalmer: (XKCD comics: http://xkcd.com/1289/) That moment when Amanda Fucking Palmer tumblr’d an xkcd strip and the part of my brain that keeps things I like in separate circles of my life just exploded.