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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: steadfast: 4thefirsttimein5ever: queen-alia: I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic
4thefirsttimein5ever: lgbtadvocate: hermionegranger: hermionegranger: Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace #FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT It really says something that ANTHONY FUCKING WEINER (AKA CARLOS DANGER)
4thefirsttimein5ever: It is late night snack time up in here.
4thefirsttimein5ever: thatoneguywithoutamustache: I’m so, so sorry. I’m going to lose it.
halfpastcaketime: 4thefirsttimein5ever:halfpastcaketime:halfpastcaketime: In case you guys were wondering what my leg looks like. Here is my leg. I have decided to stop blogging in the wee hours of the night. That being said, it IS a glorious leg.
4thefirsttimein5ever: oH SHIT
4thefirsttimein5ever: luke-the-dumbass: wait for it I FUCKING JNEW IT
4thefirsttimein5ever: I could listen to this forever.
4thefirsttimein5ever: 4thefirsttimein5ever: I’m crying @likeasorethumb
4thefirsttimein5ever: moanas:Auli'i Cravalho performs onstage during the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. She looks like a fucking GODDESS
4thefirsttimein5ever: edromyheart: I earned my namesake as “Naked Snake” at #geekhaus this month. Dang
4thefirsttimein5ever: Add daddy issues to the caption and sign me the fuck up
4thefirsttimein5ever:This is the cutest omg
tothemancave: 4thefirsttimein5ever submitted: My butt looks good sometimes. It really does, and not just sometimes, I’m sure
4thefirsttimein5ever: Bedheadddd
imhereforthemen: I have a tendency to lose my pants whenever I’m wearing a tank top. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What a great “problem” to have. ;) (4thefirsttimein5ever)
tothemancave: Submitted by 4thefirsttimein5ever.
4thefirsttimein5ever: I just washed my hair in the sink because I’m pressed for time!
tothemancave: 4thefirsttimein5ever submitted: Felt really sexy trying on this tank top, soooo… You do look really sexy in it ;)
tothemancave: 4thefirsttimein5ever submitted: In honor of finally having internet access again, here’s a selfie within a selfie (or two)! We need to go deeper!
4thefirsttimein5ever: Homework is driving me insane…so I decided to pause and procrastinate some more. :P
4thefirsttimein5ever: I took this while my roommate was away last weekend, and I thought it looked nice so… this is as close as I’ll be getting to a Topless Tuesday anytime soon.
4thefirsttimein5ever: Reindeers are better than people…🎸🎶 Happy Halloween (almost) from Kristoff and Sven!
4thefirsttimein5ever: I will be adding more pictures soon but APPARENTLY part of this Tumblr update makes all of my pictures from the iPhone’s camera roll look sideways. -.-
4thefirsttimein5ever: This is what death looks like.
4thefirsttimein5ever: Any weather that lets me wear my favorite hoodie is good weather.