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alexthedoctorgaskarth:Right fuckin attitude
likeigiveabother: why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is
circumcisions: why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
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theblueboxiscoming: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
mukenope: i wanna watch michael and calum play innuendo bingo
the mark you have left on me is indelible
caerfuldaughter: 5 seconds of summer according to tumblr: ashton irwin + (insp)
noleave: priestmahad: priestmahad: I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base
anna-kendrickarchive: Are you Anna Kendrick af?
all smiles here
obviousplant: Renamed paint colors.
socotic: (18+)
briggsnotmyers: conservativepittsburgher: never-let–it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: “How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?” Things to Ask Vets “Want to go grab
thechildofstyle: find someone who knows you’re sad just by the change of tone in your voice be with someone who loves the feature that you hate the most fall in love with someone who looks at you and knows they don’t want anyone else
yehtrue: dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
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Welcome To This Thing
sunkisses
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
life is a mess
When Phan is Being cute I’m like
feathor: when your friend cusses in front of your parents
snailfarts: squishy-liz: snailfarts: just-shower-thoughts:I’ve had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual. Knock knock who’s there
allteensrelate
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE
blackladyjeanvaljean:egbertification: well that didnt work out what the fuck you mean that didn’t work out
annulet: loki-cat: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t
froststrix: and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye:king-wasted:*thunder crack* maniacal laughter I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions
mandy-hope-san: markvincentofdesertbluffs: “There’s a monster under my bed!”“Yes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.” “There’s a monster in my closet!”“Yes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I
netlfix: in all my years i have never finished a pencil
unclefather: me: *throws shade* mom: pick it up now
gerardwaye: doctor: so what is bothering u me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*
mikeywowwhatadirtbagway:all these bands are having so much drama and ed sheeran’s just
thejolliestsamwinchester: vatican-cameos-sweetie: piratesofthecaribbean: Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted. Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are
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here for a good time not a long time
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orbo-gifs: Must….reach….ball….just….a….little….further….
coolyounghip: life hack: don’t join tumblr
gothstrology: Me in the middle of an exam: why the fuck didnt my parents conceive me in May or April so i could’ve been a fucking Capricorn and i would’ve fucking worked hard enough to pass this fucking exam
allteensrelate: when your friend is lying but you know the truth
mukespiercings: typical hair dye problems
all-hail-bill-nye: totally-stab-caesar: jennytrout: jennytrout: magdalenarivera: #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’ #Wall decals about bible verses will class up any
heylistencosplay: apolkadotnerd: “You’d look a lot better if you didn’t wear glasses.”yeah well you’d look a lot better if I wasn’t wearing my glasses either bye SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
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fathomablefiends: I am glad I get to be reminded how boring my state is. Thanks.
captainnaustralia: captainnaustralia: fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear
Slice of Life
gourmetgay: bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: September 28 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro
hey i'm isaac. lets make friendship
newcrystalcitysteel: blackpoquedown: fucking flawless omg fucking praise dominos
petcanadian: in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose
tinysquids: Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself* Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself
lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
tittytron: when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests
